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Peter Wang
Member #23
April 2000

Shade: interesting. We got a very similar quote from a chemistry teacher a couple of years ago.
If it's dead, it's biology.
If it smells, it's chemistry.
If it doesn't work, it's physics.

Bruce Perry
Member #270
April 2000

Biology is watching videos and colouring in.
Chemistry is cooking.
Physics is getting five results and saying it's proven.
Maths is the only true ... truth. (Sorry, my eloquence seems to have gone today )
Wasn't the F/C/K (insert appropriate vowel ) argument in another thread?

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Bruce Perry
Member #270
April 2000

Oh, and have you ever noticed - if you go to France, or Germany, or anywhere else for that matter, the dogs always bark in English, the cats always mew in English, the birds always chirp in English...? ;)

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Shade
Member #1,152
April 2001
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Woeps,looks like something went wrong with my previous post,wrong thread. ::) :o

sorry for the inconvenience.

the puzzle with the tetrispieces will probably be impossible

shade

Bruce Perry
Member #270
April 2000

Can you prove it? You'll be so cheesed off when I tell you the answer... :D

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Goodbytes
Member #448
June 2000
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bdavis: I think it's impossible... you need to replace one of the
code:
00
00

pieces with a
code:
000
0

for it to work.
Don't ask me why, of course I'm wrong
Edit: fixed Tetrad formatting
[ May 27, 2001: Message edited by: goodbytes ]


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Bruce Perry
Member #270
April 2000

OK, no-one seems to be able to prove it. Here we go:
The 4x7 block you need to fill should be shaded in a hatching pattern:code:0101010
1010101
0101010
1010101There are 14 '1's and 14 '0's.
Then we can deduce how the pieces will lie in the grid:code:0 0 1 01 0 01
1 10 10 1 1 10
0 1 0 0 01
1In any of these, the '0's and '1's may be swapped. Either way they all cover two '0's and two '1's. Thus the final piece must cover two '0's and two '1's.
The final piece will look like this:code:0 1
10 or 01
0 1It cannot cover two '0's and two '1's.
Hence the puzzle is impossible.

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Gabhonga
Member #1,247
February 2001
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a dog barking in "german": "Wuff!", or: "Wau!"
a cat mewing: "Miau!" or "Mau!" or even "Maunz!"
a pig: "Oink, Oink!!"
a cow: "MuuUUUuh!"
a gabhonga: "GNAaa!!"
...

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sigs suck

Bruce Perry
Member #270
April 2000

GRRRRRR >:( HAUGHYARGHFUIGHYURRAHGK!!!! >:( :D

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Bruce "entheh" Perry [ Web site | DUMB | Set Up Us The Bomb !!! | Balls ]
Programming should be fun. That's why I hate C and C++.
The brxybrytl has you.

Bruce Perry
Member #270
April 2000

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Bruce "entheh" Perry [ Web site | DUMB | Set Up Us The Bomb !!! | Balls ]
Programming should be fun. That's why I hate C and C++.
The brxybrytl has you.

Shade
Member #1,152
April 2001
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ok,considering we are talking about animals now:does anybody know how to make a cat bark like a dog?? :D

shade

Bruce Perry
Member #270
April 2000

Is this a reference to Pinkie(sp?) and the Brain? :D

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Shade
Member #1,152
April 2001
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I wouldn't know?(don't think so)
it has something to do with petrol and matches.
shade

Bruce Perry
Member #270
April 2000

Pinky (or Pinkie - not sure) and the Brain is a children's cartoon. Every episode, the two eponymous mice try to take over the world. Brain does all the work, and Pinky[ie] just acts stupid. In one episode, Brain had a potion that gave dog instincts to whoever swallowed it. He gave it to a cat to stop the cat from trying to eat them.

No? I don't know the answer then :P

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X-G
Member #856
December 2000
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Shade: Yup - set it on fire. Whoof!
Incidentally, how does one make a dog sound like a cat?

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Shade
Member #1,152
April 2001
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X-G:simple use a chainsaw MIAAAUW
(this really is cruel isn't it)
btw i'm just happy to see you
(where did you get that ???)
Shade

Goodbytes
Member #448
June 2000
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Hey... nobody diss Pinky & the Brain, it's the coolest ;)


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X-G
Member #856
December 2000
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Just something I found floating around.. I'll try and change my motto every week :D

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Bruce Perry
Member #270
April 2000

Goodbytes: agreed :D Not that I like all children's programmes ;) ;) ;)

BTW does anyone remember Knightmare? :( I wish they'd bring that back :(

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Bruce "entheh" Perry [ Web site | DUMB | Set Up Us The Bomb !!! | Balls ]
Programming should be fun. That's why I hate C and C++.
The brxybrytl has you.

Bruce Perry
Member #270
April 2000

P.S. Click the smilies...

http://bdavis.netfirms.com/tubbydie.gif

[ May 29, 2001: Message edited by: bdavis ]

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Bruce "entheh" Perry [ Web site | DUMB | Set Up Us The Bomb !!! | Balls ]
Programming should be fun. That's why I hate C and C++.
The brxybrytl has you.

Shade
Member #1,152
April 2001
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X-G:I was just wondering because i heard something in the same style by "Geert Hoste"(Belgian comedian):
"Is that a gun in your pocket or are you just happy to see me?"(was in a joke about how the pollice would control people to check for the illegal use of viagra)
I prefer Tom&Jerry cartoons
Shade

Goodbytes
Member #448
June 2000
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Of course, no children's series will ever match up to The Super Mario Bros. Show(with The Legend Of Zelda every friday) ;) 8-)


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X-G
Member #856
December 2000
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The "Is that a (insert noun here) in your pocket or are you just happy to see me?" is a classic phrase, mutated a thousand times. :D

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Shade
Member #1,152
April 2001
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Ok new riddle:
there is an army consisting out 6Legions with each of them 6 officers of a different rank(so each legion has 1 A officer,1 B officer...)
now is the question ,place those 36 officers in a 6x6 square and in each row and collumn there may only be one officer of each legion and one officer of each rank.
let's see if anyone can solve this one
shade

Araanor
Member #990
February 2001
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Damnit!

That's a tricky one, Shade. Got some work to do, if I can't solve it today I'll write a program to tear it apart MUAHAHAHA!



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