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You're about to get eaten by a pig.
Bruce Perry
Member #270
April 2000

OK, so let's say it can withstand gravity. How did you manage to take the picture without falling off the planet? Did the flying pig help you?

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Bruce Pascoe
Member #15,931
April 2015
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The Off-Topic board seems to have gotten very political recently, it's kind of a put-off. Good thing we still have the pig thread as an escape! (I use the term "escape" very loosely, since, you know, eaty pig and all...)

So what is this weapon anyway, the Super Pig-Killing Sword?

bamccaig
Member #7,536
July 2006
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What turns you off about threads that you don't have to read? Considering a month or so ago the entire forum was barely active I'd say this is an improvement. There's actually been motivation to check back not only one every week or so, but several times daily just to see what there is to provoke a response. :) You can always ignore them entirely. Surely you're not concerned about these threads drawing attention away from what was here before it, nothing. :P That's not to say that every active thread is equally provocative, but again it's easy to ignore the ones that each individual doesn't like. So what's "putting you off" about off-topic discussions? Are you uncomfortable discussing your political beliefs? Would you like to talk about it?

Bruce Pascoe
Member #15,931
April 2015
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HEY HEY, let's not bring politics into the pig thread, they have no place here. :P (and I was mostly kidding anyway, as you've seen I've posted in nearly every single one)

Anyway bam, unless you have something to contribute re: how to defeat the pig, go away. ;)

bamccaig
Member #7,536
July 2006
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I defeated the pig ages ago with acceptance of defeat. >:( The game is rigged and the house always wins.

Bruce Pascoe
Member #15,931
April 2015
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By which bambam means he got eaten by the pig and doesn't want to admit it. Everyone knows the pig would never admit defeat willingly!

bamccaig
Member #7,536
July 2006
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Why wouldn't I admit getting eaten by the pig? I get respawned a day later. I don't hate the death part. If I'm being honest I hate respawn.

The very first thing that I replied is that I get eaten by the pig and I'm content with that. >:(

Nothing to be ashamed of. Only things to hate the game for (emphasis on the undefined physics which makes the solution undefined by definition). :P This thread is more of a waste of time than debating Christianity. :(

Bruce Pascoe
Member #15,931
April 2015
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You really need to lighten up and have some fun once in a while. It's a silly thread about getting eaten by a giant pig. It's not meant to be treated as Serious Business(tm). If you don't like it, go back to the God thread and bang your head against a wall some more. :-/

Yodhe23
Member #8,726
June 2007

What I haven't told you, as I didn't want you to blow your little minds is that I am infact Galacticus, and when the pig tried to eat me, not only would I turn around and eat the pig, I would eat the whole planet as well, and probably the entire solar system for good measure.

www.justanotherturn.com

Bruce Pascoe
Member #15,931
April 2015
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Yummy! :o

Yodhe23
Member #8,726
June 2007

Indeed the pig was yummy, although I am getting a little wind off the gas giant.

www.justanotherturn.com

Bruce Perry
Member #270
April 2000

Oh, phew. The pig just found a way to override the 24-hour resurrect for a special feast of rare bambam. The religious thread should fizzle away now. :)

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Bruce "entheh" Perry [ Web site | DUMB | Set Up Us The Bomb !!! | Balls ]
Programming should be fun. That's why I hate C and C++.
The brxybrytl has you.

Bruce Pascoe
Member #15,931
April 2015
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Yay!

So what about that sword, is that supposed to kill the pig or does it serve some other purpose...

Gideon Weems
Member #3,925
October 2003

The sword remains dormant until somebody claims it.

Bruce Pascoe
Member #15,931
April 2015
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Okay, but will it kill the pig? That's the important part. ;)

Bruce Perry
Member #270
April 2000

Won't it replace one huge pig with two big ones?

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Bruce "entheh" Perry [ Web site | DUMB | Set Up Us The Bomb !!! | Balls ]
Programming should be fun. That's why I hate C and C++.
The brxybrytl has you.



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