OK, so let's say it can withstand gravity. How did you manage to take the picture without falling off the planet? Did the flying pig help you?

What turns you off about threads that you don't have to read? Considering a month or so ago the entire forum was barely active I'd say this is an improvement. There's actually been motivation to check back not only one every week or so, but several times daily just to see what there is to provoke a response. You can always ignore them entirely. Surely you're not concerned about these threads drawing attention away from what was here before it, nothing. That's not to say that every active thread is equally provocative, but again it's easy to ignore the ones that each individual doesn't like. So what's "putting you off" about off-topic discussions? Are you uncomfortable discussing your political beliefs? Would you like to talk about it?

I defeated the pig ages ago with acceptance of defeat. The game is rigged and the house always wins.

Why wouldn't I admit getting eaten by the pig? I get respawned a day later. I don't hate the death part. If I'm being honest I hate respawn.

The very first thing that I replied is that I get eaten by the pig and I'm content with that.

Nothing to be ashamed of. Only things to hate the game for (emphasis on the undefined physics which makes the solution undefined by definition). This thread is more of a waste of time than debating Christianity.

What I haven't told you, as I didn't want you to blow your little minds is that I am infact Galacticus, and when the pig tried to eat me, not only would I turn around and eat the pig, I would eat the whole planet as well, and probably the entire solar system for good measure.

Indeed the pig was yummy, although I am getting a little wind off the gas giant.

Yay!

So what about that sword, is that supposed to kill the pig or does it serve some other purpose...

Okay, but will it kill the pig? That's the important part.