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POB Global Competition Thread [Joke Thread NOT SERIOUS!]
Thomas Fjellstrom
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June 2000
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stabbity stabbity stab is its own excuse.

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Arthur Kalliokoski
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February 2005
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They all watch too much MSNBC... they get ideas.

Specter Phoenix
Member #1,425
July 2001
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Dario ff: Nice Zsasz picture.

Arthur Kalliokoski: heh that made me laugh a little :).

Matthew: I was worried you would be mad at this and consider it trolling or breaking the forums rules :o.

bamccaig
Member #7,536
July 2006
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>:(

#SelectExpand
1#define FAIR_DICE_ROLL a(ss&q)const{return false;} 2#define DEITY (ss&)const; 3#define EXIT p<<q<<" "<<u_f(t_s(M8().a(q)))<<"."<<e;return 0;} 4#define DEITY_LABEL b M8 5#define GOTO public:b a 6#include <iostream> 7#define LOAD typedef int i;typedef string s;typedef const s ss; 8#define DATA i main(i argc, c argv[]){o&(*e)(o&)=endl;o&p=cout;s q("Did I win?"); 9#include <string> 10#define TRANSFORM s t_s(b value){return value?"yes":"no"?"maybe":"file not found";}s u_f(ss&value){s t=value;if(t.length()>0){t[0]+='A'-'a';}return t;} 11#define BOOT typedef bool b;using namespace std;typedef char * c;typedef ostream o; 12#define BEGIN class M8{ 13#define END }; 14 15BOOT; 16LOAD; 17BEGIN 18 GOTO DEITY; 19END; 20DEITY_LABEL:: 21 FAIR_DICE_ROLL; 22 TRANSFORM; 23 DATA; 24 EXIT;

I was too lazy to do any better.. :-/

Arthur Kalliokoski
Second in Command
February 2005
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It looks like a plausible entry to the obfuscated C contest. OTOH, I'm drunk again.

They all watch too much MSNBC... they get ideas.

bamccaig
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July 2006
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Arthur Kalliokoski
Second in Command
February 2005
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bamccaig said:

Hear, hear!

Are you appreciating the contest or drunkenness?

They all watch too much MSNBC... they get ideas.

Neil Walker
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April 2000
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Elias said:

Amazingly so, I edited it again

I think you should rename the labels to be in German.

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Elias
Member #358
May 2000

I think you should rename the labels to be in German.

Nah. Variable names (and comments) should be in English. Always. So that's where I draw the line. Even in a joke thread.

Of course in PHP even the compiler itself will tell you things like Parse error: syntax error, unexpected T_PAAMAYIM_NEKUDOTAYIM for something as simple as having a colon in the wrong place so I guess it doesn't matter there :P

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Emanresu
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January 2011

There are just so many Good Ideas and Bad Ideas here in this thread right now.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=f8PhzrmBgMI

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type568
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March 2007
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Mabmab's actually true celebrity. Surprising to know.

Specter Phoenix
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July 2001
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Celebrity only on A.cc ;).

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