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POB Global Competition Thread [Joke Thread NOT SERIOUS!] |
Thomas Fjellstrom
Member #476
June 2000
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Arthur Kalliokoski
Second in Command
February 2005
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Specter Phoenix
Member #1,425
July 2001
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Dario ff: Nice Zsasz picture. Arthur Kalliokoski: heh that made me laugh a little . Matthew: I was worried you would be mad at this and consider it trolling or breaking the forums rules .
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bamccaig
Member #7,536
July 2006
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1#define FAIR_DICE_ROLL a(ss&q)const{return false;}
2#define DEITY (ss&)const;
3#define EXIT p<<q<<" "<<u_f(t_s(M8().a(q)))<<"."<<e;return 0;}
4#define DEITY_LABEL b M8
5#define GOTO public:b a
6#include <iostream>
7#define LOAD typedef int i;typedef string s;typedef const s ss;
8#define DATA i main(i argc, c argv[]){o&(*e)(o&)=endl;o&p=cout;s q("Did I win?");
9#include <string>
10#define TRANSFORM s t_s(b value){return value?"yes":"no"?"maybe":"file not found";}s u_f(ss&value){s t=value;if(t.length()>0){t[0]+='A'-'a';}return t;}
11#define BOOT typedef bool b;using namespace std;typedef char * c;typedef ostream o;
12#define BEGIN class M8{
13#define END };
14
15BOOT;
16LOAD;
17BEGIN
18 GOTO DEITY;
19END;
20DEITY_LABEL::
21 FAIR_DICE_ROLL;
22 TRANSFORM;
23 DATA;
24 EXIT;
I was too lazy to do any better..
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Arthur Kalliokoski
Second in Command
February 2005
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It looks like a plausible entry to the obfuscated C contest. OTOH, I'm drunk again. They all watch too much MSNBC... they get ideas. |
bamccaig
Member #7,536
July 2006
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Hear, hear! -- acc.js | al4anim - Allegro 4 Animation library | Allegro 5 VS/NuGet Guide | Allegro.cc Mockup | Allegro.cc <code> Tag | Allegro 4 Timer Example (w/ Semaphores) | Allegro 5 "Winpkg" (MSVC readme) | Bambot | Blog | C++ STL Container Flowchart | Castopulence Software | Check Return Values | Derail? | Is This A Discussion? Flow Chart | Filesystem Hierarchy Standard | Clean Code Talks - Global State and Singletons | How To Use Header Files | GNU/Linux (Debian, Fedora, Gentoo) | rot (rot13, rot47, rotN) | Streaming |
Arthur Kalliokoski
Second in Command
February 2005
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bamccaig said: Hear, hear! Are you appreciating the contest or drunkenness? They all watch too much MSNBC... they get ideas. |
Neil Walker
Member #210
April 2000
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Elias said: Amazingly so, I edited it again I think you should rename the labels to be in German. Neil. wii:0356-1384-6687-2022, kart:3308-4806-6002. XBOX:chucklepie |
Elias
Member #358
May 2000
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Neil Walker said: I think you should rename the labels to be in German. Nah. Variable names (and comments) should be in English. Always. So that's where I draw the line. Even in a joke thread. Of course in PHP even the compiler itself will tell you things like Parse error: syntax error, unexpected T_PAAMAYIM_NEKUDOTAYIM for something as simple as having a colon in the wrong place so I guess it doesn't matter there -- |
Emanresu
Member #12,510
January 2011
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There are just so many Good Ideas and Bad Ideas here in this thread right now. "* Entoutcas has quit IRC (Quit: And the Lord said unto John; Come forth and receive eternal life. But John came fifth and won a toaster...)" |
type568
Member #8,381
March 2007
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Mabmab's actually true celebrity. Surprising to know.
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Specter Phoenix
Member #1,425
July 2001
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Celebrity only on A.cc .
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