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Love letters - OR - Yet another failed thread about a woman...
Dennis
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July 2003
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Good luck!

FMC
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March 2004
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Per aspera ad astra Gul :)

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van_houtte
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January 2010
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piccolo
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January 2003
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Just so you guys know, telling a girl you don't want to have kids with her is the one of the worse things you could ever say to a girl. I am almost 98% sure you will be cheated on for saying anything even related to this. there are girls that will go as far as to steal the condom full of sperm and try to inject them self with it to get pregnant.

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james_lohr
Member #1,947
February 2002

Thank you for that delightful image Piccolo.

piccolo
Member #3,163
January 2003
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I am talk from fist hand experience.

used condom and a turkey baster.
when she says she want to go to the bath room make sure she dost not take the condom with her, or at less be smart follow her and watch what she is doing.

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miran
Member #2,407
June 2002

piccolo said:

used condom and a turkey baster.

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Johan Halmén
Member #1,550
September 2001

piccolo said:

...and watch what she is doing.

:P

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Evert
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November 2000
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piccolo said:

Just so you guys know, telling a girl you don't want to have kids with her is the one of the worse things you could ever say to a girl.

Depends on whether it's "I don't want kids" or "I want kids but not with you." The second is a relationship-killer no matter what, the first one isn't if she also doesn't want to have kids. If she does though... well, you may both be better off looking for another relationship anyway.

Matthew Leverton
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January 1999
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It's pretty simple: just have a vasectomy and don't tell your woman. When she gets so desperate that she wants to adopt, just commit a felony so the state won't let you. 8-)

piccolo
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January 2003
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Evert said:

The second is a relationship-killer

How about a nice " I dont think I should have kids right now."

Even thats a killer

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Bruce Perry
Member #270
April 2000

Another relationship ender:

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piccolo said:

I am talk from fist hand experience.

She used your fist? :o

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Trent Gamblin
Member #261
April 2000
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A girly I've been chasing just told me she loves another guy. Now I have no girly to chase :(.

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Johan Halmén
Member #1,550
September 2001

Honestly what else did you expect?

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Dennis
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July 2003
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605099

Dizzy Egg
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March 2009
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Despite my extreme good looks and rapist wit, I've been single for years. Still, could be worse, I could be...err...nope, couldn't be much worse.

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Edgar Reynaldo
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May 2007
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Johan Halmen said:

Honestly what else did you expect?

I wasn't just talking about myself. Gull dropped a bomb on his marriage. Trent's girl loves someone else, and I was so blinded by love I didn't realize how she would react so much differently than I would have to the same letter. What did I expect? Nothing, but I hoped that we could at least be friends again if nothing more.

bamccaig
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July 2006
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GullRaDriel
Member #3,861
September 2003
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Thanks for all your good wishes, things were difficult but it's finally cruising.

We're still separating but now we try to do it with the less hurt possible. We know there still will be hurt without us to add some more.

It was hard, but it's going. Merci.

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Bruce Perry
Member #270
April 2000

Trentg, I think we found a girl for you to chase ;o

*runs*

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Matthew Leverton
Supreme Loser
January 1999
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I think we found a girl for you to chase

Yeah, he should strike quick while she's still married. ;D

GullRaDriel
Member #3,861
September 2003
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Enfoirés ^^

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Mark Oates
Member #1,146
March 2001
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Dennis, I love that picture hahahahaha ;D;D

allegro fail :'(

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