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Onewing
Member #6,152
August 2005
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Oooh, excellent band name: "Vagina to Nowhere"

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Ron Novy
Member #6,982
March 2006
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"Hmm. Something doesn't smell right."

He's in a vagina to nowhere

That all sounds like some sci-fi porn to me. ;D

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Bruce Perry
Member #270
April 2000

Duckstin, do you have a link to back that up? It sounds awesome if it's true :) Who needs contraception, eh?

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le_y_mistar
Member #8,251
January 2007
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hi everybody :)

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ImLeftFooted
Member #3,935
October 2003
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Its definitely true. They interviewed the scientist who discovered it on one of my podcasts (I think it was WNYC). As I understand, it is a pretty recent discovery.

On the podcast they also mentioned spiral vaginas that the females could squeeze, preventing the sperm from getting in. [1]

Ron Novy
Member #6,982
March 2006
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Yeah... Spiral... This thread has once again become creepy... :-/

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Hyena_
Member #8,852
July 2007
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I wish I had spiral fake anus to block gay rapings.

LennyLen
Member #5,313
December 2004
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Hyena_ said:

I wish I had spiral fake anus to block gay rapings.

It's something that happens to you that often?

Bob Keane
Member #7,342
June 2006

In the Duck world the males rape the females they like. Also the females chase around the male they prefer (till one day they get raped).

Dolphins also practice rape. Female cats on the other hand prefer it rough.

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Arthur Kalliokoski
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February 2005
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I read in Scientific American that certain grooves in the ocean floor were explained by bull blue whales ganging up on blue whale cows to force them to the bottom to be "raped". The cats I've voyeur-ed on prefer the "thorough yet gentle" treatment.

They all watch too much MSNBC... they get ideas.

Hyena_
Member #8,852
July 2007
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Nine out of ten actually enjoy gang rape.

GameCreator
Member #2,541
July 2002
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Why rape when you can just pay for it?

Ron Novy
Member #6,982
March 2006
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This thread is moving in the wrong direction... Anal rape I think is a different thread... And I don't think anal sex can get you pregnant so you're in the clear.

Hyena_ said:

Nine out of ten actually enjoy gang rape.

If you're good enough with the one-on-one you don't need extra people... 8-)

And why pay for it when you can get it for free ;D

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Bruce Perry
Member #270
April 2000

So, monkeys that share their meat with females...

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Neil Walker
Member #210
April 2000
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I'm sure I saw on a BEEB documentary not so long ago that male chimps aren't even bothered whether it's male or female they have sex with.

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Ron Novy
Member #6,982
March 2006
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All right... This thread has now taken a creepy turn...

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Bob Keane
Member #7,342
June 2006

The cats I've voyeur-ed on prefer the "thorough yet gentle" treatment.

How do you explain the missing fur on the back of the female's neck, then?

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Arthur Kalliokoski
Second in Command
February 2005
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I've seen the tom get rough, but the female is quite vocal in her displeasure

They all watch too much MSNBC... they get ideas.

Bob Keane
Member #7,342
June 2006

the female is quite vocal in her <strike>dis</strike>pleasure"

Edited for accuracy. Let me know when the html tags work.

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LennyLen
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December 2004
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Bob Keane said:

Let me know when the html tags work.

The tag for strikethrough does work, it's just documented incorrectly on the help page. There have been two threads about this already. ;)



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