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Ron Novy
Member #6,982
March 2006
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wearetheborg said: OP: You are not ready for a serious relationship. It's as simple as that. Well you see... Again that's the problem... I am looking for a serious relationship, just not finding that girl. But I guess the general idea is just be myself and hope that comes along right? Maybe if I stop thinking about it or even stop looking, it will surprise me. scythe said: hedgehog-dilemma-spring-oscillation
I think... he was making fun of me
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LennyLen
Member #5,313
December 2004
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Ron Novy said: I think... he was making fun of me What does a picture of a clown with his hair on fire have to do with anything? edit: someone attempted to ninja his post!
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StevenVI
Member #562
July 2000
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Ron Novy said: Maybe if I stop thinking about it or even stop looking, it will surprise me. That's usually the best idea, I think. __________________________________________________ |
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Ron Novy
Member #6,982
March 2006
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Then it's settled then... I'll stop looking... [edit] Sorry LennyLen. For some reason myspace decided to jump to the next picture... Myspace is lame anyway... ---- |
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Evert
Member #794
November 2000
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Michael Jensen said: I see a lot of conflicting advice here, and I would venture that some people giving one type of advice here might be getting sexed a lot more than people giving another type of advice, so it might be in the OP's best interest when you give advice, to state how much game you do or don't have (and how often?) I'd say that's none of your business, but I will say that it depends on whether you're looking for a serious relationship (in which case, be yourself) or a quick shag (in which case, anything goes). |
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Ron Novy
Member #6,982
March 2006
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I agree Evert... Too personal... Not what I was looking for anyway, but I'm gonna sleep now... Thanks everyone. ---- |
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Ariesnl
Member #2,902
November 2002
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To some extend girls are like birds, if you go chasing them they'll just fly away. Perhaps one day we will find that the human factor is more complicated than space and time (Jean luc Picard) |
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Ron Novy
Member #6,982
March 2006
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Funny you mention birds... I usually rate a relationship by comparing it to a moment that can only be described as pure awesomeness... ---- |
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Johan Halmén
Member #1,550
September 2001
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Michael Jensen said: Try some pickup lines, my favorite is: "Hey does this smell like ether to you?" "My bellybutton grows fuzz. Does yours?" ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ Years of thorough research have revealed that what people find beautiful about the Mandelbrot set is not the set itself, but all the rest. |
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Ariesnl
Member #2,902
November 2002
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Perhaps one day we will find that the human factor is more complicated than space and time (Jean luc Picard) |
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Arthur Kalliokoski
Second in Command
February 2005
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I've found that the phrase "My bellybutton would like to get to know your bellybutton" piques their interest, usually with a quick giggle and smile. They all watch too much MSNBC... they get ideas. |
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OICW
Member #4,069
November 2003
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Ron Novy said: Well you see... Again that's the problem... I am looking for a serious relationship, just not finding that girl. A friend of mine would say that you're naive and dumb. On the other hand I would compare him to LennyLen back in those days he brought 28 girls in 6 months. So go figure. [My website][CppReference][Pixelate][Allegators worldwide][Who's online] |
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Michael Jensen
Member #2,870
October 2002
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Johan Halmén said: "My bellybutton grows fuzz. Does yours?"
Oh man! Ask them if they can touch their elbows together behind their back, that's the best conversation starter for a cute busty girl that I can think of.
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Ron Novy
Member #6,982
March 2006
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Michael Jensen said: Oh man! Ask them if they can touch their elbows together behind their back, that's the best conversation starter for a cute busty girl that I can think of.
Dude... Your face must be bright red from being slapped all the time... But yeah I've done that before. It's kind of a turn off though when they actually do it though. It just makes them seem unintelligent. Unless there trying to be cute
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HEY! My eyes are up here Michael Jensen!
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Michael Jensen
Member #2,870
October 2002
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Ron Novy said: //(.)Y(.)\\ HEY! My eyes are up here Michael Jensen!
They would never call me that, probably because I would never use my real name, but you know, whatev. ;-)
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Mark Oates
Member #1,146
March 2001
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STOP SPOILERING!! OMG sheesh! -- |
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Arthur Kalliokoski
Second in Command
February 2005
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Ha ha! Made ya look!
They all watch too much MSNBC... they get ideas. |
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Bruce Perry
Member #270
April 2000
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The birds are all atwitter~
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MiquelFire
Member #3,110
January 2003
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Error 404: Appropriate smiley not found. Aborting post...
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Ron Novy
Member #6,982
March 2006
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I know ASCII art isn't that revealing, but I thought a spoiler might be appropriate given that a.cc is a classy site... but what the hell...
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Arthur Kalliokoski
Second in Command
February 2005
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It's a long eared shaggy dog holding his breath. They all watch too much MSNBC... they get ideas. |
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Ron Novy
Member #6,982
March 2006
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No no... I see it now... It's a lesbian robot with a mullet hair cut and a drooping eye. ...................................... And really big boobs. {"name":"smiley-funny_cat_pictures_23.jpg","src":"\/\/djungxnpq2nug.cloudfront.net\/image\/cache\/1\/d\/1d17c2d57636f8a9cf390126e69caa9e.jpg","w":300,"h":247,"tn":"\/\/djungxnpq2nug.cloudfront.net\/image\/cache\/1\/d\/1d17c2d57636f8a9cf390126e69caa9e"}
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Michael Jensen
Member #2,870
October 2002
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Lesbian robots are hawt... I can't wait 'til they exist for reals, then I can just buy a couple and not have to worry about wimin issues. Plus they'll be smarter than any human anyway, which will make for lots of creepy, yet interesting conversations... On a related note, a co-worker was telling me that as androids look more and more like people, they'll be creepier and creepier, cause the human mind, if it sees something that looks bi-pedal but not anything like a human that's fine, but the closer it gets to looking human, yet wrongly, the more creepier it automatically looks (imagine a walking, talking mannequin). Whatever, as long as it never gets over emotional and starts chucking cars at my head.
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Thomas Fjellstrom
Member #476
June 2000
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Michael Jensen said: On a related note, a co-worker was telling me that as androids look more and more like people, they'll be creepier and creepier, cause the human mind, if it sees something that looks bi-pedal but not anything like a human that's fine, but the closer it gets to looking human, yet wrongly, the more creepier it automatically looks (imagine a walking, talking mannequin). Whatever, as long as it never gets over emotional and starts chucking cars at my head. What researches have found is similar, they call it "The Uncanny Valley", where anything thats close, but isn't quite close enough to "normal" will creep people out. -- |
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weapon_S
Member #7,859
October 2006
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Ron Novy said: It's either a robot or a lesbian Cyborg Lesbian pirates can ruin your day! |
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I was walking home from a now ex girlfriends house feeling so awesome that two bluebirds literally flew down from a tree and landed on me... One on my shoulder and the other on my head. YES IT REALLY HAPPENED... Sorry to be dramatic, but that feeling of pure awesomeness coupled with the bluebird on my shoulder connected a memory that will never fade... The birds were obviously being fed by someone in the neighborhood and were not afraid of people, but it just put an exclamation point on the end of a good day. I may never come to have that level of awesomeness again, but that doesn't matter. You won't see me dancing around like Mary Poppins. I just felt like sharing that... 
