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Best and worst pick up lines...
bamccaig
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July 2006
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Schyfis
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May 2008
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Want to help me level up my +4 rod of power?

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Onewing
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August 2005
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Want to help me level up my +4 rod of power?

*Guy #2 interrupts:

"Party with me and my +5 rod of stamina." ;)

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SonShadowCat
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September 2001
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I think you guys don't please many a woman with your rods...

OnlineCop
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October 2006
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...with your rods?

Sounds like a bunch of freaks of nature! :o:P

Neil Black
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October 2006
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Sounds like a bunch of freaks of nature!

I think he was referring to the fact that they both have separate rods of their own.

Anyway, pick-up lines are for people who are actually trying to pick-up a girl. I don't have time with all the school work I have this semester.

Thomas Harte
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April 2000
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Anyway, pick-up lines are for people who are actually trying to pick-up a girl.

Yeah, obviously, the only thing I routinely say to girls in bars is "yes, okay, let's do that".

Bob Keane
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June 2006

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AngelChild
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April 2003
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Cute :P

EDIT: And no 8-)

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23yrold3yrold
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March 2001
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Cute :P

That's being kind. ::)

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Arvidsson
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May 2004
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Oh man, I was so close to using the "borrow the pencil" pick-up line, but I chickened out in the last minute. Oh well, I ended up with a date anyway so... SUCCESS!

AngelChild
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April 2003
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"So, are you free anytime next week?" worked for me last wednesday :)

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CGamesPlay
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July 2002
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I call mine “The Octagon”…

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Bob Keane
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June 2006

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EDIT: And no

So your first name isn't Mary? Ontopic: Pardon me miss, I am lost. Could you give me directions to your panties? See my other thread.

By reading this sig, I, the reader, agree to render my soul to Bob Keane. I, the reader, understand this is a legally binding contract and freely render my soul.
"Love thy neighbor as much as you love yourself means be nice to the people next door. Everyone else can go to hell. Missy Cooper.
The advantage to learning something on your own is that there is no one there to tell you something can't be done.

AngelChild
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April 2003
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Yes, I threw out a couple of old pairs yesterday. Have a look for them if you want, I'm sure you'll feel right at home in the trash.

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OnlineCop
Member #7,919
October 2006
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I seem to have misplaced my phone number. Could I borrow yours?

Bob Keane
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June 2006

Are we posting these pick up lines for amusement purposes or is someone trying to pick someone else up? ???

By reading this sig, I, the reader, agree to render my soul to Bob Keane. I, the reader, understand this is a legally binding contract and freely render my soul.
"Love thy neighbor as much as you love yourself means be nice to the people next door. Everyone else can go to hell. Missy Cooper.
The advantage to learning something on your own is that there is no one there to tell you something can't be done.

LennyLen
Member #5,313
December 2004
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Are we posting these pick up lines for amusement purposes or is someone trying to pick someone else up?

Hopefully the former.

OnlineCop
Member #7,919
October 2006
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I'll let you touch my laptop if I can touch yours...

le_y_mistar
Member #8,251
January 2007
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heheh this thread is pretty funny

I tend to usually find something in common to talk about. It works much better than pickup lines for me.

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imaxcs
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November 2003

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I tend to usually find something in common to talk about. It works much better than pickup lines for me.

Like Gentoo? ;)

Thomas Harte
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April 2000
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Yes, I threw out a couple of old pairs yesterday.

You threw underwear away? You definitely need a male influence in your life.

Ron Novy
Member #6,982
March 2006
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I tend to usually find something in common to talk about. It works much better than pickup lines for me.

Like Gentoo?

He must be very lonely...

As for the rest of you... :P

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ixilom
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April 2006
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"I just ate 3 pills of viagra"

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AngelChild
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April 2003
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You threw underwear away? You definitely need a male influence in your life.

Oh, do I really now? :P

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