Best and worst pick up lines...

Best and worst pick up lines...

Don Freeman

Member #5,110

October 2004

Nice...but OLD Damn that shit was SCARY!:o

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March 2004

23yrold3yrold:

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Edgar Reynaldo

Major Reynaldo

May 2007

Quote:

Hello, I'm Dusty. shake hand
Hi, I'm So-and-so.
Slight pause
Small talk

It seems to work 9 times out of 10.

I agree with Dustin on this one. Sorry to disappoint, but I don't have any lines, nor do I think I would ever use any.

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Johan Halmén

Member #1,550

September 2001

This discussion is a bit like the discussions about urban legends. Like these funny lines really exist and work in real life. I bet people use them, but who wouldn't recognise a funny/clever/whatever pickup line as something that the person got from some guide or some internet forum, like this thread. Urban legends are also something that people discuss as something someone else believes in.

Anyhow, here's my contribution: "Hi, I got nothing to say to you, because a lightning stroke burned my pickup line on my LP turntable."

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arrowhen

Member #8,829

July 2007

"Pardon me, miss, but does this handkerchief smell of chloroform?"

Thomas Harte

Member #33

April 2000

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This discussion is a bit like the discussions about urban legends.

You're being unnecessarily negative: the other day I picked up a girl with a really good line, just after I'd come back from cow tipping. One of my friends called me just before to warn me that her previous boyfriend had died in a pencils-up-the-nose-during-an-exam incident. But the spooky thing was that the call had come from my own house!

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Johan Halmén

Member #1,550

September 2001

Time for a rerun:
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Years of thorough research have revealed that the red "x" that closes a window, really isn't red, but white on red background.

Years of thorough research have revealed that what people find beautiful about the Mandelbrot set is not the set itself, but all the rest.

Slartibartfast

Member #8,789

June 2007

Quote:

I wish I were your derivative, so I could lie tangent to your curves...

I wish I were your integral, so I could be the area underneath your curves...

I wish I were sin^2 and you cos^2 so together we could be one.

(I think I heard it on some commercial)

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Bob Keane

Member #7,342

June 2006

Comedian Stephen Wright had a perfect one: "Hi, I'm Mr. Wright. I heard you were looking for me.". As to whether or not they work: actress Jennifer Tilly once said she dated a man for several months because he asked to borrow a pen. When she handed it to him, he said, "Now can I have your number?".

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Evert

Member #794

November 2000

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Sorry to disappoint, but I don't have any lines, nor do I think I would ever use any.

Well, duh. Actually, the reportedly most successful pickup line of all is along the lines of "hello, how are you?"
Anything else has a smaller chance of success.

I trade double entendres with my girlfriend all the time, but then again, I don't have to pick her up. And for the record, the first thing I did say to her was in fact "hello, how are you?"

nonnus29

Member #2,606

August 2002

Yeah, if you ever use these things it's with the understanding that 1. females expect stupid pick up lines 2. since they hear them all the times they can be a good joke to break the ice. At least that was my experience. But nothing beats 'Hi'.

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imaxcs

Member #4,036

November 2003

Nice shoes, wanna fuck?!

Peter Wang

Member #23

April 2000

So 'hi', and the rest follows? I won't be needing this notebook then.

Northburns

Member #8,821

July 2007

Slartibartfast said:

I wish I were sin^2 and you cos^2 so together we could be one.

(I think I heard it on some commercial)

But that holds true only if they are of the same angle. But then again, when both are horizontal, they.. uhm.. I guess that's part of the joke, then?

gnolam

Member #2,030

March 2002

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"Would you like to go for a quick shag" reportedly works better than you might suppose.

Indeed it does. That said, you have to choose your opportunity wisely with that one.

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Thomas Harte

Member #33

April 2000

Oh, per Carol Leifer in her Edinburgh show this year: what would it hurt if we made out a little?*

or words to that effect, my memory is flawed.

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bamccaig

Member #7,536

July 2006

I'm not really the pickup line type... :-/

Thomas Fjellstrom said:

WARNING: They are bad.

Actually, some of those were pretty funny (and some were impossible to hear).

Bob Keane said:

Now those are smooth. 8-)

** EDIT **

Hey, one just came to me!

[Walk up to a girl that doesn't know you] "Bitch."
[She starts bitching]
"Good dog."

Let me know how it goes...

Psyche! I joke, I joke! I kid, I kid! :-/

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HardTranceFan

Member #7,317

June 2006

[you] Wanna pizza and a f#@k?
[she slaps you]
[you] Ok, so no pizza.

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Dennis

Member #1,090

July 2003

Luigi wants to touch your boobies.

May I dereference your private member variables with my enormous unmanaged stray pointer please?

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alternatively:
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I never tried any of these. Actually, I never tried any at all and needless to say I'm still solo.;D

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SonShadowCat

Member #1,548

September 2001

I'm with the simple folk here, a smile and a hi gets you a long way.

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AngelChild

Member #3,401

April 2003

Oh Johan, the dimensions of your rectfill() made my mainloop skip an update cycle. Maybe if you run install_keyboard() you could push my buttons and we could have some fun with install_joystick() :-*

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Onewing

Member #6,152

August 2005

"Wow, you're gorgeous! I'm not going to lie, you're totally out of my league. Do you think...you could help me find somebody in my league?"

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bamccaig

Member #7,536

July 2006

AngelChild said:

Oh Johan, the dimensions of your rectfill() made my mainloop skip an update cycle. Maybe if you run install_keyboard() you could push my buttons and we could have some fun with install_joystick() :-*

I just came.

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It was funnier when Dane Cook said it... :-/ That was just dirty. :-X

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SonShadowCat

Member #1,548

September 2001

Quote:

I just came.

I'll be sure to return;

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