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Johan Halmén
Member #1,550
September 2001
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Participate in writing Limericks here. Anyone can contribute. Most of the limericks are no good, but there are some very good ones. Especially if you follow the 'Naughty' link. Two picks: I once ate the head of a Bat It was then I tried fried rat It's good with spinach Yukey to finish, Was a helluva stench when I shat. Alone on the island were Peter and Dick They lay dreaming of shaggin' a chick When a canoe came ashore With an ugly old whore And they both took turns dipping their wick ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ Years of thorough research have revealed that what people find beautiful about the Mandelbrot set is not the set itself, but all the rest. |
X-G
Member #856
December 2000
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There once was a man named Blenis... -- |
Neil Walker
Member #210
April 2000
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Who went by the name of Dennis, Talking of purile smut, there was a really funny bit on bbc radio 1 yesterday (you can get a podcast) where he phones people with silly names (usually Americans) and gets them to repeat them, yesterday he rang asking for 'a Randy Fanny'. Neil. wii:0356-1384-6687-2022, kart:3308-4806-6002. XBOX:chucklepie |
Torbjörn Josefsson
Member #1,048
September 2000
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When he went to town,
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CGamesPlay
Member #2,559
July 2002
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The pope came around, -- Ryan Patterson - <http://cgamesplay.com/> |
Neil Walker
Member #210
April 2000
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And asked if he could swallow his penis. Neil. wii:0356-1384-6687-2022, kart:3308-4806-6002. XBOX:chucklepie |
GullRaDriel
Member #3,861
September 2003
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And you all should drink pastis "Code is like shit - it only smells if it is not yours" |
Michael Faerber
Member #4,800
July 2004
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Quick 'n dirty limerick by me: There once was an old man from China, who thought that he never felt finer, he slipped on some rice, and thought that he dies he survived and got all rice for di(n)ner The last line is not that good, but meh. -- |
LennyLen
Member #5,313
December 2004
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Quote: Quick 'n dirty limerick by me: I was expecting it to end with a different word that rhymes with China.
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Michael Faerber
Member #4,800
July 2004
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Quote: I was expecting it to end with a different word that rhymes with China. And which one? I don't get it ... -- |
LennyLen
Member #5,313
December 2004
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Quote: And which one? I don't get it ..
Let's play "name that female body part"...
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Steve++
Member #1,816
January 2002
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my grandfather said:
There once was a lass from Japan
My high school camp bus driver said:
There once was a lad from Calcutta
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Michael Faerber
Member #4,800
July 2004
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Quote: Let's play "name that female body part"... OMG, how could I be that stupid?? ?? You probably posted a picture, right? I didn't see it because I currently browse the web with pictures disabled, so I just see a black bar instead of the pic ... -- |
ngiacomelli
Member #5,114
October 2004
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Quote: OMG, how could I be that stupid?? You browse without images. If you're not looking at pornography there's only like... four or five sites you must go on.
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LennyLen
Member #5,313
December 2004
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Quote: You probably posted a picture, right? Yes, an anatomical diagram.
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Michael Faerber
Member #4,800
July 2004
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Quote: If you're not looking at pornography there's only like... four or five sites you must go on. I know one! - it's called something like ... allegro.cc! Quote: Yes, an anatomical diagram. I have free internet traffic since about 5 minutes and was able to look at the picture now, but thanks anyway for the description. -- |
Richard Phipps
Member #1,632
November 2001
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Quote: Let's play "name that female body part"... Those bones look painful. |
Johan Halmén
Member #1,550
September 2001
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There was a young plumber from Leigh who was plumbing a girl by the sea. She said: "Stop your plumbing, there's somebody coming!" Said the plumber, still plumbing, "It's me!" [edit] Here's a brand new: A guy on allegro.cc complained 'bout his eyes once to me. "I'm trying to be sharp but still I don't C#. That's why I prefer cpp." ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ Years of thorough research have revealed that what people find beautiful about the Mandelbrot set is not the set itself, but all the rest. |
kdevil
Member #1,075
March 2001
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Nice, except you rhymed sharp with sharp. ----- |
Johan Halmén
Member #1,550
September 2001
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That's "be sharp" and "see sharp", a more seldom used way of rhyming. ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ Years of thorough research have revealed that what people find beautiful about the Mandelbrot set is not the set itself, but all the rest. |
Michael Faerber
Member #4,800
July 2004
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The C# limerick is good! -- |
Johan Halmén
Member #1,550
September 2001
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Except that it's not dirty. Try instead to make a Limerick about coders who don't C# and probably have syphilis. I don't C# ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ Years of thorough research have revealed that what people find beautiful about the Mandelbrot set is not the set itself, but all the rest. |
Onewing
Member #6,152
August 2005
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if(y+x==3 && int(!mouse_b)) { alive = true; x += 2; return "allegro.cc"; }
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kdevil
Member #1,075
March 2001
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James Stanley
Member #7,275
May 2006
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It took me a while to get that. You have to sing it with rythm. |
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