There was a young plumber from Leigh
who was plumbing a girl by the sea.
She said: "Stop your plumbing,
there's somebody coming!"
Said the plumber, still plumbing, "It's me!"
Ok, that was old, but a good one.
Here's a brand new:
A guy on allegro.cc
complained 'bout his eyes once to me.
"I'm trying to be sharp
but still I don't C#.
That's why I prefer cpp."