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gnolam
Member #2,030
March 2002
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Arthur Kalliokoski
Second in Command
February 2005
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I was designing something a few years ago called the "motherfucker". It was going to have a rotating disk spinning at 7000 rpm, with ice cubes at the rim and a butane torch heating the central hub. Then people would have something to compare to when they said "this is faster than a motherfucker" (the rim of the disk) or "slower than a motherfucker" (the center), hotter or colder would work too. I had about 6 or 7 parameters but I can't remember now. They all watch too much MSNBC... they get ideas. |
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Mark Oates
Member #1,146
March 2001
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I will remember this, and it will forever be burned in my head. Never again will I use "alot" unintentionally. -- |
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Vanneto
Member #8,643
May 2007
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Reminds me of The Oatmeal. Great stuff. In capitalist America bank robs you. |
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Sol Blast
Member #9,655
April 2008
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That was hilarious! * Removes 'alot' from list of acceptable non-words * These two actually made me laugh audibly, which was troubling during work time. |
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Johan Halmén
Member #1,550
September 2001
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Grammar nazis, smart asses and nitpickers can be funny! I liked it a lot. Someone could make something of then/than, definately, you continue the list. ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ Years of thorough research have revealed that what people find beautiful about the Mandelbrot set is not the set itself, but all the rest. |
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type568
Member #8,381
March 2007
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I'm in shock so far no one has said this(*), and so I have to do.. (*) I love this alot..
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gnolam
Member #2,030
March 2002
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Yeah, her art is very Oatmeal-like. The Oatmeal as done in MS Paint. But this has already helped me! Several times where I would usually have made a strangled noise, I chuckled instead. -- |
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