I was designing something a few years ago called the "motherfucker". It was going to have a rotating disk spinning at 7000 rpm, with ice cubes at the rim and a butane torch heating the central hub. Then people would have something to compare to when they said "this is faster than a motherfucker" (the rim of the disk) or "slower than a motherfucker" (the center), hotter or colder would work too. I had about 6 or 7 parameters but I can't remember now.
I will remember this, and it will forever be burned in my head. Never again will I use "alot" unintentionally.
Reminds me of The Oatmeal. Great stuff. 
That was hilarious! * Removes 'alot' from list of acceptable non-words *
These two actually made me laugh audibly, which was troubling during work time.
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Grammar nazis, smart asses and nitpickers can be funny! I liked it a lot. Someone could make something of then/than, definately, you continue the list.
I'm in shock so far no one has said this(*), and so I have to do..
(*) I love this alot..
Yeah, her art is very Oatmeal-like. The Oatmeal as done in MS Paint.
But this has already helped me! Several times where I would usually have made a strangled noise, I chuckled instead.