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chris27wjoyner
Member #9,335
December 2007
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Quote: If you're referring to the general gibberish of speaking random words, then anyone can do that. All you have to do is be given to emotions or alcohol. It has been written that the pagans at Corinth did it in the 1st century. That's probably where the Christian church there got the idea. Yes, there is a lot of false doctrine. And a lot of anti christs. Jesus ministre did not end with his 12 disciples. Jesus, and his 12 diciples gave us an example to use, to use for what God has called many of us to do. John:10:16 Matthew: 16:23-25 Acts 2:4-21 Also Mark 9:36-42 36And he took a child, and set him in the midst of them: and when he had taken him in his arms, he said unto them, That confirms that he spoke to all of his children. And not just the 12 that where with him. |
Matthew Leverton
Supreme Loser
January 1999
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We all can avoid questions and just paste random portions of the Bible all day long, for that is indeed written. |
chris27wjoyner
Member #9,335
December 2007
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Quote: We all can avoid questions and just paste random portions of the Bible all day long, for that is indeed written. You know that what you read in the latter scriptures is the truth. If I start talking to you things that do not line up with God's word. I would be lying to you. |
Matthew Leverton
Supreme Loser
January 1999
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Amen, for it is written in Deuteronomy 23:1 that "A man whose testicles are crushed or whose penis is cut off may never join the assembly of the LORD." |
StevenVI
Member #562
July 2000
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And let us not forget the Gospel of Thomas, so that we may know what to do with these cut off penises: Verse 114 said: Simon Peter said to them: Let Mary go forth from among us, for women are not worthy of the life. Jesus said: Behold, I shall lead her, that I may make her male, in order that she also may become a living spirit like you males. For every woman who makes herself male shall enter into the kingdom of heaven. It is the truth! __________________________________________________ |
Matthew Leverton
Supreme Loser
January 1999
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In addition to that book never being canonized by any group, isn't that verse basically just tacked on to the chapter in almost a meaningless fashion? Still, I agree it's very good. For it is written that it is written that it is written so it is truth and not a lie, for if it were a lie then it would not be the truth. |
chris27wjoyner
Member #9,335
December 2007
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Do you know that the word of God, is as a Double edged sword? Quote:
1Then was Jesus led up of the Spirit into the wilderness to be tempted of the devil. God does not hate you, he loves you. |
Matthew Leverton
Supreme Loser
January 1999
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I love you. You're like one of those children's toys: you pull a string, and the arrow spins around, and it says something based on whatever position it lands on. "For it is written, Moooooo. A cow says Moooooo." |
Onewing
Member #6,152
August 2005
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Obviously, parables don't hold up in today's modern tongue. Let me attempt to ebonicize it. Yo', shut up, a'ght? Jesus said stuff that was true, ain't no lies. That cold brother walked on water, cranked water into wine, shizzled the foo's, and axed the bling. It is wrote that he is fly, so it got's'ta be true. Ain't no posers flippin' on me, straight up. ------------ |
chris27wjoyner
Member #9,335
December 2007
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Seeing is believing correct? ... Quote: "For it is written, Moooooo. A cow says Moooooo." I used to have one of those. I think I smashed it with a hammer, or a wrench... Maybe i just throw it against the wall. |
StevenVI
Member #562
July 2000
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Matthew: the "moo" thing was priceless. Regarding verse 114, I believe that older versions of the text did not have it, though it's been a long time since I've studied that stuff now and my memory is quite poor. __________________________________________________ |
chris27wjoyner
Member #9,335
December 2007
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Quote:
26And in the sixth month the angel Gabriel was sent from God unto a city of Galilee, named Nazareth, Did you know that mary, came from the least of the Israelites? From a house that never had a prophet of the Lord before? She gave birth to Jesus. She was a virgin, that is a sign from God. And it is what God's prophets prophesied in books of the old testament. The last shall be first, and the first shall be last. Not just a prophet, but the Son of God. And the King of King's and Lord of Lord's. This is the earliest I can say is of Jesus. Quote:
14And the LORD God said unto the serpent, Because thou hast done this, thou art cursed above all cattle, and above every beast of the field; upon thy belly shalt thou go, and dust shalt thou eat all the days of thy life:
The Snake, is the devil. God's parables are very good? ... Quote: 19In the sweat of thy face shalt thou eat bread, till thou return unto the ground; for out of it wast thou taken: for dust thou art, and unto dust shalt thou return. See Adam (man) is dust. |
StevenVI
Member #562
July 2000
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This post is only here so that chris27wjoyner can whack off by adding yet another irrelevant post. I believe that every man should get his share of personal pleasure. For the record, in my mind I have determined that he is just a troll who is looking to incite something, but did a relatively poor job. __________________________________________________ |
chris27wjoyner
Member #9,335
December 2007
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Harry Carey: I would like to remind you Mr Carey. That this is my thread, it was the users at allegro.cc that derailed it. Quote: 22And the LORD God said, Behold, the man is become as one of us, to know good and evil: and now, lest he put forth his hand, and take also of the tree of life, and eat, and live for ever: 23Therefore the LORD God sent him forth from the garden of Eden, to till the ground from whence he was taken. 24So he drove out the man; and he placed at the east of the garden of Eden Cherubims, and a flaming sword which turned every way, to keep the way of the tree of life. Because the Devil (serpent) killed man. And God banished him from the paradise of the Garden. God gave man back, more than what was stolen. Through Jesus Christ, we are sons of God, the spirit of adoption. We have what Adam had before the snake killed him and Eve. And more+++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++ ... Quote: This post is only here so that chris27wjoyner can whack off by adding yet another irrelevant post. I believe that every man should get his share of personal pleasure. It is perfectly healthy to have the desire for a woman. God made us this way for that reason. Sex is a gift from God. And wine too. To lust after a woman is a sin. To look at porn, to lust after a woman in your heart. Is to comment adultery. What you do in your heart, God will count as the real thing. God looks at your heart. And there is nothing you can hide from him. Even the things you do not know yourself. |
ImLeftFooted
Member #3,935
October 2003
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A flip-flopped Harry Carey said: The problem with all the religious here (and most everywhere) is that they are already closed minded and have been programmed (from the preachers, church, etc) to hate those who aren't religious. They have been programmed to mock it because it's the cool thing to do.
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chris27wjoyner
Member #9,335
December 2007
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Quote: to hate those who aren't religious. They have been programmed to mock it because it's the cool thing to do.
Let me give you some discernment here. But here it says that they teach to hate religious things. What that is is a Demon's Doctrine. Satan is the enemy of God. And his curse is to Eat the dust of the Earth all the days of his life. |
StevenVI
Member #562
July 2000
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Dustin, care to elaborate? __________________________________________________ |
chris27wjoyner
Member #9,335
December 2007
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_______________ Quote: 12For we wrestle not against flesh and blood, but against principalities, against powers, against the rulers of the darkness of this world, against spiritual wickedness in high places. Sinful deeds gives the devil principalities, and powers over a sinful man. Quote: 11Dearly beloved, I beseech you as strangers and pilgrims, abstain from fleshly lusts, which war against the soul;
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GullRaDriel
Member #3,861
September 2003
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Man, you are fucking crazy with your god, and I am sure that not having sex is your real problem !
"Code is like shit - it only smells if it is not yours" |
chris27wjoyner
Member #9,335
December 2007
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God Loves you. (Satan is hate, not love, so he wants you to feel hateful things instead of loveing things) John 3:16 Quote: 16For God so loved the world, that he gave his only begotten Son, that whosoever believeth in him should not perish, but have everlasting life. Romans 5:8 Quote: 8But God commendeth his love toward us, in that, while we were yet sinners, Christ died for us. All Are Sinners (That includes me ) Romans 3:23 Quote: 23For all have sinned, and come short of the glory of God; Romans 3:10 Quote: 23For all have sinned, and come short of the glory of God; Romans 6:23 Quote: 23For the wages of sin is death; but the gift of God is eternal life through Jesus Christ our Lord. John 1:12 Quote: 12But as many as received him, to them gave he power to become the sons of God, even to them that believe on his name: I Corinthians 15:3-4 Quote:
For I delivered unto you first of all that which I also received, how that Christ died for our sins according to the scriptures; Revelation 3:20(a) Quote: 20Behold, I stand at the door, and knock: if any man hear my voice, and open the door, I will come in to him, and will sup with him, and he with me. Romans 10:13 Quote: 13For whosoever shall call upon the name of the Lord shall be saved.
If you ask Jesus Christ to be your Lord God and Savior. To Forgive you of your sins, and to turn you around from all of your sinful ways. The Blood of the lamb of God, cleanses us from all sin, and from All Guilt. The Blood of Jesus Christ will cleanse you whiter than snow. He would have saved Hitler Paul persecuted Christians. He hunted them down with the authority of the King. Until God had a very short talk with him. Paul believed very quickly. And The Word of God tells everything. And God gives Wisdom and knowledge, to them that ask of him of it. /****** Warning derailed and flame war starter below, you are warned ********\ God Bless everyone of you just now. In the name of Jesus Christ my Lord and my Savior. GullRaDriel: Quote: and I am sure that not having sex is your real problem ! Another Demons doctrine. It is written to not comment adultery, or fornication. Get Married. It is God's Gift. |
GullRaDriel
Member #3,861
September 2003
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Yeah. I have just forgotten that Human is on earth since a million years, and that we only have marriage since 2008 years. "Code is like shit - it only smells if it is not yours" |
Northburns
Member #8,821
July 2007
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The urge to reply got the best of me. chris27wjoyner: Leonhard Euler said: , hence God Exists! Read more form Wikipedia: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Euler EDIT----------- Leonhard Euler actually said: , hence God exists! Check the above link. (I liked my version better..) |
ImLeftFooted
Member #3,935
October 2003
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Harry Carey said: Dustin, care to elaborate? Not really, I think I worded it best the first time. |
Slartibartfast
Member #8,789
June 2007
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This thread is gold, I laughed out loud at http://www.demonbuster.com/ and I almost never actually laugh when I'm alone in front of the computer. Chris, here's one for you that you might like more than the other arguments: (Teehee) ---- |
Dennis
Member #1,090
July 2003
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If this goes on any longer, I'll have to go buy more beer or it won't last until the end of the weekend. --- 0xDB | @dennisbusch_de --- |
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