Heh, i don't know if it's them or the general consensus about these things but my friends said i was a grave-robber.

If the man is older than the woman, and she is at least 18, then everything is cool. Anything else is wrong!

Any reason why 18?

I don't make the cosmic laws, I just live by them!

While my mind is normally in the gutter, for some reason I thought you were talking about dating, not sex, so I wasn't thinking in terms of legality. I though you perhaps stated 18 for some ethical reason.

You could always move to another country. There aren't many that have an age of consent as high as America's. I believe the worldwide average is 16.

What? No! He's bringin' sexy back!

I'm not.

I was laughing my @ss off up there. Derezo, yo' da man.

This is the best thread of 2007, and it's only Jan 4th.

Chris, you need to start treating the girl like dirt, make her think your're pissed off at her and be mean. Alternate that with lots of sex stares. Then the next thing you know, she'll be tearing your clothes off. [/channeling piccolo]

I'm not bragging or saying I have any kind of chance, but I saw Cameron Diaz a few days before I heard anything about a breakup.... I wasn't even aware she was dating someone as she was acting like a flirty bachelorette.... I don't even remember the rest of that night but I do remember being dragged out a back door and getting tossed onto my friends car

Not what I meant..... but I just talked to her and.. OK I was bragging....

Bad question, let's ask "Oh no, what I'm going to do?" Applies for you and even for me, though from different reasons.

Here in England the age of consent is 16 but in certain council house cities like Newcastle and Nottingham the usually accepted age is 13.

I can't count how many times I've hadd to evict patrons (usually women) for getting too drunk after just one or two glasses of bubbles. You see it a lot at christmas parties when people who don't normally drink have the obligatory glass or two.

We had one woman this christmas, who after just two glasses, straddled one of her male co-workers ona couch and started vigourously grinding him with her skirt up around her waist. It probably would have got more interesting, but we had families with children didning as well, so we had to seperate them.

Actually, I feel very sorry for her. All her workmates quickly got their camera-phones out and started taking photos. Apparantly she's one of those meek and innocent types who cries when someone steps ona spider. I bet she got hell at work the next day.

Append: I have no problems with red wine at all, but white wine (especially a sweet reisling or gewurtz) can sometimes go to my head rather quickly. I've never drunk more than a single glass of champgane at once as I can't stand the stuff, so I can't comment there.