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Richard Phipps
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November 2001
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piccolo
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January 2003
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hey the strip club is a good idea to to build you confadens. it works by the face is normally some of the finest looking females in the world so when your talking with the girl you want to go out with just tell your self not ugly but she is know where near as sexxy as the stripper in the club but ill just talk wit away.
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as a programmer you have more social power then you think. people(all living thing) are like computer and psychology is the language you need to learn to program them. its just a matter of syntax

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Billybob
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January 2003

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hey the strip club is a good idea to to build you confadens. it works by the face is normally some of the finest looking females in the world so when your talking with the girl you want to go out with just tell your self not ugly but she is know where near ass sexxy as the stripper in the club but ill just talk wit away.

O_o strippers are fuggly. serious

Ron Ofir
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May 2002
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Wow, piccolo is truly a master of unreadable yet funny posts. You can't understand half of the words, but those you do understand make you laugh your guts out. ;D

Billybob
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January 2003

Although I think he's probably right about the rapping ...

piccolo
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January 2003
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find you a better strip club i recommend some that are in down town Baltimore. there are a lot of them the best one was the one in the allyway on the left if you have you back to the harbor.
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serious i haven't said anything funny if you take what I'm saying as a joke then i guess i cant help

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Paul whoknows
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September 2004
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I'm not sure that qualifies as a language to begin with, Phippy...

Phippy? :D

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Richard Phipps
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X-G
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I spelt it exactly the way I intended to spell it. Or would you prefer I call you Lex? :P

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Richard Phipps
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November 2001
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Unluckily for you, I cannot spell your surname. It has too many sss's.

Billybob
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January 2003

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serious i haven't said anything funny if you take what I'm saying as a joke then i guess i cant help

I respect your advice. It's just some of your posts are mispelt/broken english so others find them funny. Plus your advice is rather unique. So much so that people find it funny. But at the same time there may be some truth to what you say.

nonnus29
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August 2002
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But at the same time there may be some truth to what you say.

Yes, theres truth to what he says: evil, manipulative truth. If your out to play games and just get into womans pants then by all means, take a similar approach. Sad truth is some (alot?) girls are receptive to such manipulation. You have to figure out what you're about, set your standards and live by them.

gnolam
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March 2002
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I respect your advice. It's just some of your posts are mispelt/broken english so others find them funny.

Actually, his posts are post-funny. They might actually be so badly written that they shoot right past "so broken they're not even funny" into "so broken they're funny again".

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piccolo
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January 2003
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let me add this as programmers we have the ability to genrate complex state machines in are heads. We even can run scenario of how the user will handle in the state machines and we can generate many outputs. If the output is not to are liking we can modify the some of the user interfaces paths to generat the output we want. then we beta test to see if it work like how we want if not we modify. Some of us can even modify things at runtime.

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its a waste not to use these talents for manipulation of people.
why a lot of you did not realize this? is because you do not think of idea of how to use your coding skill witch brings us back to pion of the innovative hacker supervising the code monkeys. become a hacker learn how to use you code monkey skills in a innovative way to get the job done. be more then just another "ant". join me brothers.

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LennyLen
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December 2004
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find you a better strip club i recommend some that are in down town Baltimore

OMG! You actually are from America? I thought you just hadn't changed the location in your profile.

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serious i haven't said anything funny if you take what I'm saying as a joke then i guess i cant help

Its because you normally give what would have to be the absolute worst advice in any situation that makes it appear as if you are trying to be humorous.

Billybob
Member #3,136
January 2003

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Yes, theres truth to what he says: evil, manipulative truth. If your out to play games and just get into womans pants then by all means, take a similar approach. Sad truth is some (alot?) girls are receptive to such manipulation. You have to figure out what you're about, set your standards and live by them.

Learning to rap is evil and manipulative?

I think this has to be one of the most hilarious threads yet.

HardTranceFan
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June 2006
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X-G said:

I spelt it exactly the way I intended to spell it. Or would you prefer I call you Lex?

As in Luther?

piccolo said:

let me add this as programmers we have the ability to genrate complex state machines in are heads.

You can never generate a state as complex as a woman. Period.

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Goalie Ca
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July 2002
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... because fuzzy logic doesn't even come close!

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piccolo
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January 2003
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its not rapping you want to learn its "free style" rapping. you want to be-able to generate words on a topic that flow and make sense. rap is rewritten free style is not.

HardTranceFan said:

You can never generate a state as complex as a woman. Period

yes you can psychology is psychology no mater the race gender or species.

the book "sun tzu the art of war" this has documented test that where administered to males and females.

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HardTranceFan
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picallo said:

[quote HardTranceFan]
You can never generate a state as complex as a woman. Period

yes you can psychology is psychology no mater the race gender or species.
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How's this as a MinorHack competition challenge? ;)

Jeroen

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Ceagon Xylas
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February 2005
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Trezker said:

You shouldn't worry about awkwardness, it passes quickly if you just deal with it at once. Just like jumping into a lake, the cold only lasts a moment.

I completely agree.

William Heatley said:

O_o strippers are fuggly. serious

Thank you! Finally!

Goalie Ca said:

... because fuzzy logic doesn't even come close!

Rotfl

It always helps me to not care at all how the other person judges me. Even people who don't particularly like your intrests can respect that you're going to be you no matter who you're around. :P Uhh, that's not to say you shouldn't be pleasent though.

Bruce Perry
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Just like jumping into a lake, the cold only lasts a moment.

And then you get cramp and duuuuuhhhhhiiiiiiiieeee. (That's supposed to be Agent Smith-style pronunciation.)

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You can never generate a state as complex as a woman. Period.

If you have to, you're doing something wrong. If you get it right, there'll be communication and she'll always help you to understand her. :P

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Kibiz0r
Member #6,203
September 2005
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I have a question.

How do you go from "Hey, people know who I am" to "Hey, people invite me over and stuff"?

Because a lot of people in my classes will initiate and sustain conversation with me, know me either by my name or my gamer tag (this is very common in this school, cuz it's all gamers) but then after class it's like "Well, I'm off to [name]'s house, see ya later" :-/

kentl
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November 2002

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How do you go from "Hey, people know who I am" to "Hey, people invite me over and stuff"?

Have you tried taking initiative and asking them to do something first? Like grab a pizza or something? If not, perhaps that's an approach.

Evert
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November 2000
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How do you go from "Hey, people know who I am" to "Hey, people invite me over and stuff"?

Invite them.
You can wait for other people to come to you, but if you want to spend time with them and they don't take initiative, then do so yourself. If things are right, they'll return the offer.



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