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| [Poker] Gollum wins it! |
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Derezo
Member #1,666
April 2001
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I just got done posting a big "article" on my site about my poker game tonight. It's rather funny, but I almost feel sorry for the victims of my attack. Was I too mean? They were so angry with me..
"He who controls the stuffing controls the Universe" |
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Thomas Fjellstrom
Member #476
June 2000
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Thats classic -- |
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Derezo
Member #1,666
April 2001
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Pocket deuces called me Harry Potter. "Just look at Harry Potter over there" Success! "He who controls the stuffing controls the Universe" |
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Inphernic
Member #1,111
March 2001
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You say you play poker and can't spell deuce right? -- |
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Derezo
Member #1,666
April 2001
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I thought it looked funny. "He who controls the stuffing controls the Universe" |
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Thomas Fjellstrom
Member #476
June 2000
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nonnus29
Member #2,606
August 2002
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400% profit, not bad for one hour You da Man D.! |
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Billybob
Member #3,136
January 2003
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I have no idea what happened!
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Derezo
Member #1,666
April 2001
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I played poker with a bunch of young people acting like I was Gollum. Saying things like "We" instead of "I", and incorrectly making things plural like "Wins" and "Cardses". The voice I make sounds rather close to that of Gollum from the Lord of the Rings trilogy. "He who controls the stuffing controls the Universe" |
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Billybob
Member #3,136
January 2003
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Nasty fat cardses!
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Richard Phipps
Member #1,632
November 2001
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The long winter nights must just fly by.. |
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phate
Member #2,235
April 2002
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Billybob
Member #3,136
January 2003
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I'm pretty sure Derezo plays in a real casino.
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Derezo
Member #1,666
April 2001
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Real casino. I quit playing online. Online poker isn't as profitable, you can't manipulate people in the same way, and it's not nearly as much fun. It seems like players at the casino are a lot worse, too. They rarely slow play, rarely check-raise, and most of them don't know much about pot odds and counting outs. Notes aren't enough, either. At the casino I can see their faces and remember how they play. Real casino's don't have the financial transaction delay, any type of limitations, and the rules are more strict about who can play, how much they can play with, and what they can do or say. Collusion is nearly impossible. You know when someone is drunk and feeding money to the table, it's easier to realize it when someone is bluffing far too much, and you grow more accustomed to frequent player's strategies.. unlike online where there are so many frequent player's it's too hard to remember them. "He who controls the stuffing controls the Universe" |
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Billybob
Member #3,136
January 2003
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Speaking of online casinos, did you ever finish configuring that bot and test it?
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Thomas Fjellstrom
Member #476
June 2000
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Derezo, if you're ever in Edmonton, we should make a weekend of stripping stupid people of thier money -- |
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They played terrible - I made sure of it - and gave me soooo much money. It's definitely the most amount of money that I've won in 25 minutes at a $5/$10 limit game 
