So I live in an apartment building and the thing that bugs me to no end is how smell seemingly travels through walls in these things. I almost got used to my apartment reeking of someone elses cigarette smoke but now the utter morons are smoking weed.

I despise marijuana. I used to be indifferent to potheads but over the years I've grown to actively dislike the hippy/NORMAL/liberal/losers.

What a joy it is to get a contact buzz while sitting alone in my own home. I hate these people.

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Or at least your super..

In Canada here, getting caught with drugs isn't a huge deal.
Just getting caught selling/growing them is.

Fuckers smoking into your apartment should be shot, no matter what they're smoking. Sic the cops on them, shoot them, flood their apartments with nerve gas - whatever you do to them, they deserve it...

Which will blow their smoke into someone else's window! Yay! Great solution!

No, I have outlined the solutions already. For those fuckers there is only one solution: the final one. Endlösung.

(Who, me? Pissed off? Noooooo... it's not like I have bloody Germans flooding my apartment with their bloody cigarette smoke all.the.fucking.time, nooo. One of these days I'm going to start chucking gasoline balloons out the window )

What kind of apartment setups do you two have? I've never noticed this problem in apartment buildings.. albeit, I've only lived in town houses.

Are the buildings not up to code or something?

Regular apartment style?
It's easy: idiot decides he/she needs a smoke. Idiot remembers that there's a smoking ban in the building. Idiot goes outside, positions him/herself about one fucking meter from the building entrance, and lights cigarette.
Now, guess where that smoke goes? That's right! Into my window, and what doesn't go there goes past it into the ventilation intakes! Yippee!

RP: All I'm saying is that behavioral eugenics is extremely underrated.

Just wait till they fall asleep smoking someday.

Hey, be careful guys, if I recall nonnus29 is ex-military.
In other words, if he's anything like me, the wacky solutions you proposed might be real options ...

At my old apartment (actually a converted house), there was centralized heating and the controls for the entire house were mysteriously placed in my unit. Whenever the pot-head law students fired up (and the smoke traveled through the central heat ducts), the stupid hippies alterantively froze / burned in hell:) The best part about it is I don't think they ever found out who was controlling the heat. I'm sure the rest of the house hated me, but I considered this an "acceptable loss", especially since it was over summer and most of the units were unnoccupied. To the hippies, I'm sure the wild temperature fluctuations were all just a part of their amazing trip.

I thought you lived in a log cabin in the middle of the canadian forest, meaning that what you smell would be your own beer..... you have an ELEVATOR!?

That was THE most confusing thing I have ever read.

What else? Really, Whats better to hide a sekrit buried base than a giant robot! \o/ (it of course transforms )

This is one of the main reasons I decided to move into a house

Go ahead and smoke in your own home. But the second I start breathing in YOUR smoke, is the second you should die. Since you're killing yourself anyhow, theres no harm in it, actually, it'd be a great benifit to society, since we won't have to foot any of your eventual hospital bill.

Smoking, the one legal method of murder and suicide!