Hello and welcome to LAST YE*gets clobbered*

forbade.

Richard: Really? I guess that statement is true if you expect the unexpected, but if you expect the expected you should always expect the grammar nazi.

I don't get it...

[OT]
Read sometimes someone's post and imagine that the avatar figure is saying it. Like Chris Katko's and Thomas Fjellström's posts above.

What about me you clickity gizmo?

I don't find too many viagra jokes all that funny, really. Maybe it's because I'm a wrickled old man with billions of dollars.

For example, this one's just stupid:
A man with a toothache goes to the dentist. After examining the man, the dentist says "That tooth has got to come out now. I'm going to give you some novocaine to numb you."
"No way", says the man. "I'm terrified of needles."
"I'll have to use the gas, then."
"Absolutely not. I'll be sick for days!"
The dentist steps out of the office, and comes back in with a glass of water and a pill. "Here, take this viagra," he says.
"Will that numb the pain?" asks the man.
"No, but it will give you something to squeeze while I pull your tooth."

Here's a better one.

A priest walks by a hooker who shouts "Hey, father, I'll give you a blow job for 10 bucks!"
Embarrassed he continues walking and bumps into a nun from his church. "Perhaps you can help me, sister," he says. "What's a blow job?"
"10 bucks," she replies. "Same as everywhere else."

Here's a REALLY good one.. well, not really good.. but I laughed.
A man in the back of a cab taps the driver on the shoulder. The driver freaks out, loses control of the vehicle and swirves on the sidewalk. He stops inches away from a lamp post.
After checking to make sure the passenger is ok, the driver says, "I'm sorry, but you scared the living daylights out of me."
"Sorry. I didn't realize a tap on the shoulder would freak you out so much," the passenger says.
"No, it's not your fault," replies the cabbie. "Today is my first day on the job after 25 years of driving a hearse."

heh, cuz he use to drive dead people around!

Oh wait.. the second was up? Oh well.

That hearse joke was good.
Now move along...

Bah!

Everyone's a critic!

Looks like a cartoon to me..

I went to www.dictionary.com to check out the word hearse. I got some strange answers. Then I noticed that either my slow connection, my slow machine or my junky keyboard had dropped off the two first letters.