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Google Translate is Literally Hitler
torhu
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September 2002
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Go to Google Translate and type in "ooga booga nigga nigga" (you might have to press Detect Language to get it to recognize the phrase). Really ;D

MiquelFire
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January 2003
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Somali? And what does this have to do with Hitler exactly?

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Chris Katko
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January 2002
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THE CONSPIRACY WAS TRUE.

THE BRIEFCASE IS IN THE TUB.

THE MONEY IS WET.

CODE PANDA. CODE PANDA.

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torhu
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September 2002
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Uh, did any of you guys actually try it? ::)

Eric Johnson
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January 2013
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Machine translators are notoriously terrible, but this gave me a nice chuckle. :P

Chris Katko
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January 2002
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I actually did.

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Specter Phoenix
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July 2001
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Google Translate likes its niece a little too much. Should I be turning it into the FBI or local authorities?

I did laugh as I typoed and did ooga booga nigga niga which then got me trying
ooga booga niga niga, ooga boga niga niga and oga boga niga niga which all actually translated from Somali and Japanese to English phrases.

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torhu
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September 2002
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What? Ok, I guess you have to live in Europe to get this joke.

Bob Keane
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June 2006

I got "I was in my niece".

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raynebc
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May 2010

If that was the whole joke, it's pretty weak.

jhuuskon
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April 2000
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I hate Google translate, machine translation and the whole concept of statistical linguistics. Sure, it works between all the major language with massive written corpus, i.e. english and french, german, spanish and such because their grammars are relatively simple and they're not very synthetic, but it fails hard with smaller and highly synthetic languages such as finnish where there is limited written corpus and extensive agglutination.

And with the exception of maybe the estonians, hungarians and polish, people don't realise that. Fuck, Google doesn't realise that. Nowhere is it more obvious and infuriating than in the Google Play store. App developers in their ignorance think they're doing a favour buy machine translating their app descriptions, but the reality is the end result is always unintelligble gibberish. And with Google being Google, you can't change the description language in Play store without changing the system language in your Android device. So if I need an app for some reason, the Play store is absolutely useless for that and I'm forced to search the web for what I need.

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Specter Phoenix
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July 2001
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torhu said:

What? Ok, I guess you have to live in Europe to get this joke.

Yeah, because in the states, seeing the translation implies incest (or something else if niece is a minor) which are serious topics that have no humor to them (unless you count the redneck stereotype comedians and movies use). If you are trying to make a subtle joke, then it was so subtle that I missed it.

"Can't a man even talk to himself without being interrupted?" -Krull(1983)
"Through vengence I was born. Through war I was trained. Through love I was found. Through death I was released. Through release I was given a purpose." -- Specter Phoenix
"Programming == AWESOME the rest is just tools to accomplish it."
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Bruce Perry
Member #270
April 2000

I get "I have been in my niece" in the UK.

torhu, it seems as if we all get different things, so what do you get? Specter, don't judge :)

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Specter Phoenix
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July 2001
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Specter, don't judge

Sorry, I keep forgetting we are in the political correctness era where facts and explaining are judging, sexism, racism, phobias all in one. Feels also now beat science and biology. What a great time to be alive and anti-social! ;)

"Can't a man even talk to himself without being interrupted?" -Krull(1983)
"Through vengence I was born. Through war I was trained. Through love I was found. Through death I was released. Through release I was given a purpose." -- Specter Phoenix
"Programming == AWESOME the rest is just tools to accomplish it."
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Edgar Reynaldo
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torhu
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September 2002
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I get "I have been in my niece" in the UK.

Yes, that's what I get.

The point is that something that just sounds like quasi racist gibberish is turned into something semi incestuous by GT. It helps to know that Somali culture is hardly modern, and comes with a lot of crap that we now have to deal with here in Europe. For instance, Somali women do not automatically become free and independent when they relocate to a western country, not even if they are born here.

Specter Phoenix
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July 2001
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What I was talking about, all discovered because of a typo in the original:

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"Can't a man even talk to himself without being interrupted?" -Krull(1983)
"Through vengence I was born. Through war I was trained. Through love I was found. Through death I was released. Through release I was given a purpose." -- Specter Phoenix
"Programming == AWESOME the rest is just tools to accomplish it."
END OF LINE

torhu
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September 2002
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Wow, now I want to learn Somali ;D

Bruce Perry
Member #270
April 2000

I'm missing something. Was Hitler known for indulging in his niece?

Specter, I think we're on the same side. We both seem to be more than happy to laugh at politically incorrect jokes after all :)

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Neil Roy
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April 2002
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I understood the humour. You people really need to lighten up a bit.

Edgar Reynaldo
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Chris Katko
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January 2002
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This thread about hitler makes me sad. :(

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jhuuskon
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April 2000
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I'm missing something. Was Hitler known for indulging in his niece?

Hitler did have a sort of not-entirely-wholesome relationship with his niece Geli Raubal, though as with everything regarding Hitler's personal life, there's several orders of magnitude more speculation and straight up fabrication than actual verifiable information and there is no consensus on the nature of that relationship.

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Bruce Perry
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April 2000

...Niece. 8-)

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Neil Roy
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April 2002
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yeah, if you think babies sodomizing kitties is no big deal, then you probably don't mind a little incest here and there either. :/

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If you can't see why calling me a pedophile and incestuous upset me, you never will.

I won't keep apologizing for that photo. I thought it was funny and never seen it in the same light you did. Anyhow, I removed my bookmarks for this site and will be staying away from it. I don't need this crap in my life.

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