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Bob
Free Market Evangelist
September 2000
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The same people who use verbal virtuosity to end-run the US Constitution are all of a sudden worried about a little-used and generally unimportant clause. If only they could have the same zeal about Article I Sections 8 and 10, or Amendments 9 and 10, then they might have a point.

Yawn.

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Matthew Leverton
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January 1999
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Obviously it could be a fake; it would be easy to do. Scan your own birth certificate in using the same software and see what results you get.

However, according to the letters* that were sent back and forth, somebody stopped in and picked up the documents in person. So if it is a fake, that means that:

  • The Hawaiian officials gave Obama's people a fake document

  • Obama's people scanned in that fake document and then faked it again.

Thus, you'd be dealing with a fake of a fake. Does that make any sense?

So then you'd have to reason that the Hawaiian officials gave Obama the PDF as well as the hard copy. Which means that Obama had nothing to do with the forgery, but only the state did.

Or maybe Obama and the Hawaiians are both completely in on this. Then we get into a big conspiracy where it took the government three years to produce a fake document that was debunked in five minutes by some redneck with an iMac.

(* I wonder if anybody analyzed those letters to make sure they weren't faked too.)

Arthur Kalliokoski
Second in Command
February 2005
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They all watch too much MSNBC... they get ideas.

axilmar
Member #1,204
April 2001

Obama's birth certificate has become a very big issue, shadowing the real problems the world has. It's just a shame.

gnolam
Member #2,030
March 2002
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{"name":"card2873.jpg","src":"\/\/djungxnpq2nug.cloudfront.net\/image\/cache\/c\/a\/caf9093df27451405f28fac2f619e622.jpg","w":851,"h":521,"tn":"\/\/djungxnpq2nug.cloudfront.net\/image\/cache\/c\/a\/caf9093df27451405f28fac2f619e622"}card2873.jpg
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Neil Roy
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April 2002
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That looks pretty convincing to me. Lets not start up the bullshit machine and start saying that Obama didn't know... he had to know this is a fake, it's a modern forgery, they didn't have adobe illustrator back in 1961 (or whatever the real date it).

Can we apply the same standards to all presidents? They wanted to impeach Clinton for lieing, they wanted to impeach Bush.... this is proof positive that Obama is lieing about his birthdate, he has supplied a forgery. He is responsible for supplying an original document, nobody else.

No matter if you feel this is important or not, apparently Obama does because he supplied a forgery. Seems to me that lieing about such things should be impeachable.

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Matthew Leverton
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January 1999
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So Neil, in your opinion, who created the fake certificate? Do you believe the published correspondence between Obama's lawyers and the Hawaiian officials is fake? i.e., Did they not really stop by in person and pick up two certified copies as the letters claim?

How widespread is this conspiracy? Does it date back to 1961 when the state (yes, the state) placed a legal birth announcement in the newspaper?

Steve++
Member #1,816
January 2002

It is blatantly obvious that the PDF copy of the birth certificate has been significantly altered. No scanning software will do that to an image.

The possibilities that come to my mind are:

  • The certificate is genuine, but someone thought it couldn't be scanned properly so they (or perhaps another person) tidied it up in Illustrator (or similar);

  • Someone in Obama's camp doctored the certificate beyond just tidying it up, which could have been done for a variety of reasons and may or may not have been done with Obama's knowledge; or

  • Someone wanted to make his long form certificate look like a obvious forgery.

You have to ask yourself, why not just scan the image at high resolution and publish the image? If you're not forging it, why add fuel to the birther fire unnecessarily?

I can be fairly objective about this because I don't care one way or the other. For one thing, I'm not a US citizen. And to be honest, I don't mind Barack Obama as a US president and don't think that there should be two permanent classes of citizenship for any purpose. If he actually was born overseas and the law allowed overseas-born citizens become president, then all the better for the country, because he would then be the ultimate role model for immigrants and that sort of inspiration can only be a good thing.

Neil Roy
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April 2002
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It's not a conspiracy if the official document on a government website shows layers where it was edited. It is fact. The document forged is fake, it was faked with modern software.

This isn't a conspiracy, it is fact. Obama is responsible, just like a criminal who hires someone to murder their spouse is responsible for the murder. A forgery was made, it was posted as genuine, and it is Obama's responsibility to make sure it is genuine, and it was not.

Also, as Steve++ stated, I have no stake in this either way, as a Canadian I don't care one way or the other, but the document officially posted is fraudulent, as many suspected and I think the public has a right to know why they have been lied to by their leader.

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Matthew Leverton
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January 1999
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Neil Roy said:

It's not a conspiracy if the official document on a government website shows layers where it was edited

That's not the "official" document. Do you understand that the PDF is a scan of the certified copy that Obama was given? The federal government does not own the official (original) document.

To be clear, this is the timeline:

  • Obama's lawyers writes the Hawaiian officials for an exemption to their policy of not releasing the full certificate, asking for two certified hardcopies of the original.

  • Hawaiian official says okay.

  • Obama's lawyers pick them up.

  • Somebody in the White House scans them.

  • Those PDFs become available on the website.

My question remains... Why in the world would Obama forge a forgery? It doesn't make any sense.

Neil Roy
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April 2002
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Do you understand the PDF posted contains an image that has been edited in Illustrator and not scanned?

Or do you put on the blinders and pretend it isn't true and just cry "conspiracy theorists!"? ;)

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Steve++
Member #1,816
January 2002

Neil Roy said:

This isn't a conspiracy, it is fact.

Correct.

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Obama is responsible, just like a criminal who hires someone to murder their spouse is responsible for the murder.

Now you're just extrapolating the facts until you reach what seem to be the most obvious conclusion. If you just stick to the facts that you know, then you can't honestly come to any conclusion yet.

Matthew Leverton
Supreme Loser
January 1999
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Neil, Let's take this one step at a time...

I'm asking about the two certified, hard copies that the state of Hawaii gave to Obama. Do you think those are fake?

Steve++
Member #1,816
January 2002

I'm asking about the two certified, hard copies that the state of Hawaii gave to Obama. Do you think those are fake?

Why not just scan them at high resolution with a high quality scanner and release the raw images? Surely that would settle the debate to the extent that it would be quite a stretch to still cry foul (which some birthers will no matter what).

Neil Roy
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April 2002
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Matthew: Have you actually SEEN these original documents? All I can go by is what Obama has officially released on the government website, if I can't trust that, what can I trust??

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Matthew Leverton
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January 1999
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Steve++ said:

Why not just scan them at high resolution with a high quality scanner and release the raw images?

Because I doubt a computer expert made the scans. e.g., When I ask my mom to scan something for me (I don't have a scanner), she emails me a PDF ... even if it's a photograph. :P

My point remains: you cannot claim the PDF is forged without believing that the state of Hawaii is in on this. i.e., It must be a conspiracy issue.

It's laughable to think that Obama took one of the certified hard copies, scanned it in, forged it, forgot to flatten the layers, and then the Hawaiian official never piped up to say "wait a minute, those aren't the documents I gave them."

Neil Roy said:

Matthew: Have you actually SEEN these original documents?

No. I've never seen my original birth certificate either.

So are you saying that the Hawaiian official who said she certified the copies is lying? i.e., A conspiracy.

Neil Roy
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April 2002
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I am saying that the document that was officially released on the government website contains a forged image. It IS forged, you cannot deny it. Why? Who knows. This isn't a conspiracy, it's fact.

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Vanneto
Member #8,643
May 2007

Never thought of it that way. If the certificate that Hawaiian officials gave him were genuine, why edit them? If they were forged, why fake a fake? It makes no sense.

Anyway, good thread guys, keep it up. 8-)

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@Neil: How do you know its forged? You know because others say so or because you know your forged documents so well?

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Elias
Member #358
May 2000

Does anyone have Illustrator? I can create exactly the same kind of layers (e.g. letters which are a bit darker than the rest go into the same layers) in Inkscape when vectorizing a bitmap. The default even is 8 layers. So this might not even be OCR just Illustrator doing a vectorization pass on the scanned in bitmap.

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Alianix
Member #10,518
December 2008
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I'am dazzled, unbelievable, but I'm not surprised, I'm just truly wondering do the people of the US care about anything anymore, how can they ignore the criminality of the last ten years?

Vanneto
Member #8,643
May 2007

Its the same in every country. Anything that makes the news will usually overshadow the real issues. Still, its way more fun this way. 8-)

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Matthew Leverton
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January 1999
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Vanneto said:

@Neil: How do you know its forged? You know because others say so or because you know your forged documents so well?

This a bad question to ask, because you've just diverted away from the core issue of why it doesn't make any sense.

You should go more like this: Let's assume the document is forged. Now tell me: who forged it? And then work your way backward to the source.

Neil is unwilling to reason that out because he doesn't want to jeopardize his belief that it is a forgery. And he doesn't want to come out looking like a conspiracy nut. So he sits tight at "it's a fake, and I don't care about anything else."

Elias said:

Does anyone have Illustrator? I can create exactly the same kind of layers

Somebody took Trump's certificate and ended up with layers too. But again, that will never prove anything to anybody. I prefer to point out the logical inconsistencies of how a forged document makes no sense unless there is a conspiracy at hand.

Steve++
Member #1,816
January 2002

My point remains: you cannot claim the PDF is forged without believing that the state of Hawaii is in on this. i.e., It must be a conspiracy issue.

That's a ridiculous point. You're trying to override facts by being dismissive about the motive. I don't give a flying fuck about a single possible motive - If that single possible motive is some crackpot conspiracy theory, then somehow that invalidates the cold, hard evidence.

I'm just a technical person and it pains me to see such incompetence at this level of any government, especially that of the largest developed nation. When you look at just the PDF as a technically knowledgeable person and don't really care one way or another about the implications of what you're seeing, then you're in a good position to make a judgements as to the likelihood of it being a forgery.

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It's laughable to think that Obama took one of the certified hard copies, scanned it in, forged it, forgot to flatten the layers, and then the Hawaiian official never piped up to say "wait a minute, those aren't the documents I gave them."

Now that I think of it, that's at least plausible. Think about it - Obama might not be an Illustrator expert, but he most probably knows enough to identify software fit for the purpose, purchase, download and install it, then be able to use it to achieve the crappy result you're seeing. The only thing is that he probably wouldn't have the time. Still, it's quite funny to imagine the president of the USA doing this himself. ;D

Matthew Leverton
Supreme Loser
January 1999
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Steve++ said:

You're trying to override facts by being dismissive about the motive.

I don't really understand what you're saying, to be honest.

I'm just arguing that there's only two scenarios here that have any sort of logical consistency:

  1. The state of Hawaii supplied Obama with a forged PDF and a forged certified copy. i.e., A conspiracy.


  2. The PDF was a result of scanning and optimizing a legitimate certified copy.

If somebody wants to take scenario 1, then I'm fine with that. I completely disagree with them, but I cannot discount them on logical fallacies.

Steve++
Member #1,816
January 2002

The PDF was a result of scanning and optimizing a legitimate certified copy.

It's very difficult to see how that theory is even plausible. It's reeks of burying your head in the sand.

I would really like to see similar results reproduced by scanning software on other documents.



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