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BowFlex PR3000
bamccaig
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July 2006
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torhu
Member #2,727
September 2002
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Can you shoot yourself into orbit with that thing? Hope it comes with a space suit. :P

Dario ff
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August 2008
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I would probably give you a representation of what the first photo looks like, but children visit this forum. :-X

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blargmob
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February 2007
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How much RAM does it have?

I don't think it'll be able to run LFD2

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Paul whoknows
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September 2004
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;D;D;D

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bamccaig
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LennyLen
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December 2004
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bamccaig said:

Now make me feel stupid for this purchase.

Put a mirror in front of you when you use it.

23yrold3yrold
Member #1,134
March 2001
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Looks like some sort of space-age bagpipe.

I can do most of the exercises that thing does with less than 100 bucks in free-weights and such, but hey, whatever works for you. I have a hard time faulting someone who's legitimately getting in better shape.

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Edgar Reynaldo
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May 2007
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Hans and Franz said:

My name is Hans.

Und I am Franz.

(both)We're here to pump you up!

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bamccaig
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July 2006
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I have a hard time faulting someone who's legitimately getting in better shape.

You can't credit me with that until I actually use it. :-X At this point all I've done is bought the thing. :P

23yrold3yrold
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March 2001
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You assembled it. That's farther than some people get. :)

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Thomas Fjellstrom
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June 2000
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All I have to ask is why? Srsly. I bet you'll use it a couple times and then not bother.

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Johan Halmén
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September 2001

You did know that the hot chicks you saw on the TV-Shop commercial are not included? And you know you knew it on a sub-concious level, too? And you did know Chuck Norris got his muscles using other methods?

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Thomas Fjellstrom
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Chuck Noris got his muscles from kicking people who buy the bowflex.

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Vanneto
Member #8,643
May 2007

I bet you'll use it a couple times and then not bother.

Yeah, like the piano he bought. :D

Seriously though, how's the mattress?

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Arthur Kalliokoski
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February 2005
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I'd be scared to use that thing. Every spring operated exercise gadget I've ever had has broke one way or another, and I'd be worried they'd find my body with a shattered bow sticking out of my neck.

They all watch too much MSNBC... they get ideas.

Johan Halmén
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verthex
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September 2009
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He did it for the LuLzz :-*

Dario ff
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August 2008
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Brilliant 'shop sir, I salute you.

Also, you've just spent a month's total salary for food and services for a family of 5.[1] :-X

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gnolam
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March 2002
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:D

Johan Halmén officially wins this thread.

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bamccaig
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July 2006
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All I have to ask is why? Srsly. I bet you'll use it a couple times and then not bother.

No, I plan to use it every 2 days for 20 or 30 minutes (I'll have to read the owners manual for recommendations). I really want to build some muscle and now I have no excuses. :)

Vanneto said:

Yeah, like the piano he bought. :D

I was using the piano just a couple of days ago! :P I was sitting in the dark looking straight ahead at the wall trying to play this piece that I've been practicing. It's really hard, but fun. :P I mentioned in IRC that it would help a lot if I could use it as input for the computer since I spend so much more time using that. :P The only problem then would be mapping keyboard inputs (i.e., W, A, S, D, Enter, Left Shift, ESC, etc.) to musical notes (A, E, G#, etc.). :-X

Vanneto said:

Seriously though, how's the mattress?

The mattress seems great. It's a softer model though, and I'm a light person , so it's hard to say how comfortable it would be for somebody that weighs significantly more (though I never intend for anybody that weighs more to ever get in it[1] :-X).

That. Is. Awesome. Nice work! ;D

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  1. Well, except for me, in a few months with this BowFlex, but hopefully no more than 50 lbs. :-*
Thomas Fjellstrom
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bamccaig said:

No, I plan to use it every 2 days for 20 or 30 minutes

Yes and I plan to get outside, go to the gym and eat properly every day.

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Vanneto
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I plan to start learning regularly instead of doing all nighters before exams. ;D

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bamccaig
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Yes and I plan to get outside, go to the gym and eat properly every day.

There's a difference. I can do this right from the comfort of home and it's relatively easy to do. I'm not out of shape as it is so it's a lot easier for me than for somebody that has a lot of weight to lose first.

The only thing keeping me from eating properly is food preparation and washing dishes. I hate both and it seems a healthier diets requires more of that. As it is, I'm basically only just really cooking for the first second today in the 1.5 months that I've lived here: spaghetti and meatballs. It's already going slightly badly. I left the meatballs (which were raw and frozen) in the fridge all day yesterday to defrost. When that didn't work I left them out all last night. My brother thinks they'll be no good any more, but they still look and smell normal for raw beef. I'm trying to cook them now (something he also says is really hard with that type of meatball). Meh.

Until now, I've eaten mostly microwavable pastas, hot dogs, soup, and alphaghetti. :P The only exception has been baking fish strips and fries, and the only other "real" cooking that I did, which was pan frying real fish.

Thomas Fjellstrom
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This is what I'm saying. You plan to, but it ain't going to happen. You might play with it for a little while, but in the long run, its going to be a complete waste.

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