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8 of the Dirtiest Sexual Innuendos in Children's Cartoons
verthex
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September 2009
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I thought this was an interesting collection on this topic. I remember once hearing that Lion King and the Little Mermaid had some in it although I forget which scenes.

blargmob
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February 2007
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Maybe some of these are real, maybe not. I think that most of them are things we create in our minds...

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23yrold3yrold
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March 2001
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Maybe some of these are real, maybe not. I think that most of them are things we create in our minds...

And that says more about the minds of the viewers than the cartoons, in my opinion. :)

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Johan Halmén
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September 2001

HAHA, I laughed at the Flintstone joke. My youngest son is 11 and he probably wouldn't get it, but if he would, I would only be happy that he would have grown a sens of humour. He does watch the Simpsons, which has a lot of that kind of jokes.

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X-G
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December 2000
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Most of those are not even innuendo.

This is cartoon innuendo.

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Dennis
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July 2003
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The assumption that cartoons are created mainly for children is completely wrong anyway.

Also, among artists, trying to sneak in unnoticed references to all kinds of stuff into everything is like a sport.

Arthur Kalliokoski
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February 2005
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I used to enjoy the clean "adult" references in the Rocky and Bullwinkle show. Not adult in the sense of rated X, but adult in the sense of kids not understanding the body of water known as "Veronica Lake", or The Ruby Yacht of Omar Khayyam.

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Bob Keane
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June 2006

They missed the Family Guy reference. Peter just finished saying something, scratches his cin and says, "How'd they get up there?". Then he removes his chin and puts it down his pants. Can there be a reference more overt than that?

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X-G
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December 2000
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Family Guy is not a children's cartoon to begin with and no one thinks it is. :P

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23yrold3yrold
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March 2001
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Just for the heck of it, I looked for some random pictures of that grandpa from Hey Arnold since that one in particular looks pretty contrived. Um, yeah. That's not even remotely an innuendo attempt on the part of the artist, unless you want to think of everything with two bumps on them as having testicles. You'd make a better argument for his chin having boobs. Where's that on the countdown?

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Bob Keane
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X-G said:

Family Guy is not a children's cartoon to begin with and no one thinks it is.

I still stand by my assertion, sir. >:(

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Hi Randall Monroe.

GullRaDriel
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September 2003
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EDIT: that post is an error. Thanks to 23 I was able to mention it.

Original post start here:
This is not porn, it's fun about it.

LINK REMOVED DUE TO MY LACK OF ENGLISH COMPREHENSION

There is nothing chocking to me on these video. Those who're chocked are just emo-catholic-stuck-ass.

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23yrold3yrold
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This is not porn, it's fun about it.

And who, up to this point, had used the word "porn"?

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GullRaDriel
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September 2003
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And who, up to this point, had used the word "porn"?

ME.

Edit: It looks like I completely missed the topic point. Anyway, the error is already done. Excuse me. (I'll just remove the pron link).

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23yrold3yrold
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March 2001
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Good, good. Now explain what 'chocking' means. ;D

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GullRaDriel
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September 2003
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As you ask me to explain, it surely does not have the same meaning in French than in English ^^
;D

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Dario ff
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August 2008
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Anyway, the error is already done. Excuse me. (I'll just remove the pron link).

Huh? Damn, I missed the link. >:(

Regarding the Little Mermaid, the legend of a "resemblance" in the poster seems to be popular.

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Arthur Kalliokoski
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Those who're chocked are just emo-catholic-stuck-ass.

I'd guess that "chocked" means "shocked".

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