Go Lena It's your birthday...

Go Lena It's your birthday...

Bruce Perry

Member #270

April 2000

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bamccaig

Member #7,536

July 2006

Your grammar mistakes can either be taken as intentional or unintentional; which rather have different results, though I guess they're both funny. :-/

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LennyLen

Member #5,313

December 2004

Neil Walker said:

They are all superfluous, there is only one football.

They're all boring as hell anyway, so who really cares?

The only sport worth watching is Women's Beach Volleyball.

Arthur Kalliokoski

Second in Command

February 2005

http://knucklesunited.com/2010/05/30-volleyball-ass-shots/

They all watch too much MSNBC... they get ideas.

bamccaig

Member #7,536

July 2006

With obvious "doggy-style" exceptions, the pictures of the women's asses in shorts are actually a lot hotter than all the those in bikinis and thongs... IMHO.

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LennyLen

Member #5,313

December 2004

bamccaig said:

With obvious "doggy-style" exceptions, the pictures of women's asses in shorts are actually a lot hotter than all the those in bikinis and thongs... IMHO

It's not an issue of whether you'd prefer to look at women in shorts or women in bikinis, it's would you rather look at women in bikinis leaping and diving around, or 20+ men chasing a ball around a field?

I honestly cannot fathom why anyone could find the latter in any way interesting.

Johan Halmén

Member #1,550

September 2001

Matthew Leverton said:

Shouldn't it be called "No-hands-unless-you-are-a-goalie-ball"?

No. "No-hands-unless-you-are-a-goalie-and-one-of-your-own-team-mates-didn't-pass-the-ball-to-you-unless-he-used-his-head-ball".

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imaxcs

Member #4,036

November 2003

No-hands-unless-you-are-a-goalie-and-one-of-your-own-team-mates-didn't-pass-the-ball-to-you-unless-he-used-his-head-and-you're-in-your-own-penalty-area-or-you-perform-a-throw-in-or-you're-diego-maradonna-ball

bamccaig

Member #7,536

July 2006

I'll contact the international ~~soccer~~ ~~football~~ no-hands-unless-you-are-a-goalie-and-one-of-your-own-team-mates-didn't-pass-the-ball-to-you-unless-he-used-his-head-and-you're-in-your-own-penalty-area-or-you-perform-a-throw-in-or-you're-diego-maradonna-ball committee for an official name change.

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Dario ff

Member #10,065

August 2008

LennyLen said:

I honestly cannot fathom why anyone could find the latter in any way interesting.

I don't either, it's just a cultural thing. Football here is the most popular sport, and you know, lots of ca$h if you take advantage of that.

In the end, the 20 guys chasing a ball in a field are winning ridiculous amounts of money. And their lifetime span shortens a bit. :-X

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Arthur Kalliokoski

Second in Command

February 2005

Football is a stylized "war".

They all watch too much MSNBC... they get ideas.

Matthew Leverton

Supreme Loser

January 1999

And what's up with basketball? Nobody is running around the court swinging baskets at balls.

Baseball is equally confusing. It seems like they should be hitting the ball with bases, but instead they use bats. ::)

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Johan Halmén

Member #1,550

September 2001

Ok, we renamed soccer. Let's rename the American football, too.

Guys-in-tight-white-pants-squeezing-each-other's-buttocks-ball.
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Years of thorough research have revealed that the red "x" that closes a window, really isn't red, but white on red background.

Years of thorough research have revealed that what people find beautiful about the Mandelbrot set is not the set itself, but all the rest.

Matthew Leverton

Supreme Loser

January 1999

Johan Halmén said:

Guys-in-tight-white-pants-squeezing-each-other's-buttocks-ball.

That's not the only thing that gets squeezed on the bottom of piles. :-X

Here's another picture for consideration:
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23yrold3yrold

Member #1,134

March 2001

Okay smart guys, explain "foosball" to me.

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Neil Walker

Member #210

April 2000

I vote we change it to the red-neck term, according to wikipedia:

Quote:

Some rural southern communities refer to it as kickey

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LennyLen

Member #5,313

December 2004

And don't forget group-hug-ball:

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Thomas Fjellstrom

Member #476

June 2000

Forget Lena, or football. Its my birthday.

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LennyLen

Member #5,313

December 2004

Ah, to be 28 again... Happy Birthday.

Dario ff

Member #10,065

August 2008

Happy BDay Thomas. :-*

LennyLen said:

And don't forget group-hug-ball:

Rugby's got so many different techniques that it'd be confusing as hell to name it. :-/

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LennyLen

Member #5,313

December 2004

Dario ff said:

Rugby's got so many different techniques that it'd be confusing as hell to name it.

I generally just call it Idiotball.

Dennis

Member #1,090

July 2003

Happy Birthday Tomasu!

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OICW

Member #4,069

November 2003

Just when I wanted to say, he should create his own thread and not steal yours Dennis: http://www.allegro.cc/forums/thread/604232

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type568

Member #8,381

March 2007

Quote:

http://knucklesunited.com/2010/05/30-volleyball--shots/

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