Somewhere out there, in the vast nothingness of space. Somewhere far away in space and time. Staring upward at the gleaming stars in the obsidian sky, we're marooned on a small island in an endless sea. Confined to a tiny spit of sand. Unable to escape. But tonight, on this small planet. On Earth. We're going to rock civilization.

Ladies and Gentlemen. We understand that you have come tonight to bare witness to the sound of drum and bass. We regret to announce that this is not the case, as instead we come tonight to bring you the sonic recreation of the end of the world. Ladies and gentlemen, prepare to Hold Your Colour