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| How about rejection lines? |
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Bob Keane
Member #7,342
June 2006
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We have a thread for the best and worst pickup line, how about a thread for rejections? Here is one I heard in a movie: "I already have an arsehole in my panties. I don't need you".;D By reading this sig, I, the reader, agree to render my soul to Bob Keane. I, the reader, understand this is a legally binding contract and freely render my soul. |
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Evert
Member #794
November 2000
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"I'm sorry, I like you very much, but I'm not in love with you." "I'll go and spend my time on other things now." "I met someone else, but you're very nice and I'm sure you'll easily find someone else too." "I don't think we'd make a good couple." I've had all of those at one time or other. I didn't take the second one particularly well at that time, all of the others were fine (I agreed with #4 at the time but didn't have the guts to say it myself). |
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Onewing
Member #6,152
August 2005
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RBA. ------------ |
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CGamesPlay
Member #2,559
July 2002
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My girlfriend always tells me we could never get married because our names don't match -- Ryan Patterson - <http://cgamesplay.com/> |
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HardTranceFan
Member #7,317
June 2006
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Is that an extra belly button? Oh, it's your dick! -- |
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nonnus29
Member #2,606
August 2002
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I only date black guys. This one is good or bad depending on your particular skin color... |
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23yrold3yrold
Member #1,134
March 2001
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I'm not gay. But I'll learn. -- |
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Thomas Harte
Member #33
April 2000
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I'll bet Groucho Marx excelled in this category. EDIT: read that with or without quotation marks. [My site] [Tetrominoes] |
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ixilom
Member #7,167
April 2006
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Since all the above posts seem to be rejection lines towards guys I got one YOU can tell women: Sorry, but I already got someone who leeches my money. ___________________________________________ |
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LennyLen
Member #5,313
December 2004
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I once tried getting a girl to break up with me by repeatedly telling her I wanted to watch Star Trek whenever she asked me if I wanted to do anything. It didn't work though, as she kept offering to watch it with me even though she didn't like the show, so I had to dump her in the end anyway.
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Sol Blast
Member #9,655
April 2008
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LennyLen said: I once tried getting a girl to break up with me by repeatedly telling her I wanted to watch Star Trek whenever she asked me if I wanted to do anything. It didn't work though, as she kept offering to watch it with me even though she didn't like the show, so I had to dump her in the end anyway.
Ah, you know what your mistake was? Start Trek ain't crazy enough! Done the trick for me nicely |
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LennyLen
Member #5,313
December 2004
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Quote: What you needed to do was tell her you wanted to watch televangelists. We didn't have any on TV here 17 years ago. There was Praise Be for half an hour a week, but it was pretty tame.
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Evert
Member #794
November 2000
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Quote: I once tried getting a girl to break up with me
That's cruel. If you want to break up, break up. Otherwise you end up hurting her more when she tries to accommodate you. "But I did every crazy thing you liked and wanted to do! Men are such pigs!" |
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LennyLen
Member #5,313
December 2004
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Quote: That's cruel. Yeah, I know. I can break up with people now, but back then, just the thought of trying to tell her how I felt made me sick (literally). The only reason we were actually going out in the first place was because when she asked me out, I wasn't able to say no. It was a pretty sad relationship.
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Sol Blast
Member #9,655
April 2008
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LennyLen said: There was Praise Be for half an hour a week, but it was pretty tame.
That just makes the stunt all the more effective |
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LennyLen
Member #5,313
December 2004
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Quote: That just makes the stunt all the more effective
True, but nobody would ever believe me if I said I was awake on a Sunday morning.
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Sol Blast
Member #9,655
April 2008
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But their stark evidence against your claims would mean nothing since you're a crazy zealoty Cristian remember? Disregardling logic is your right now! |
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ngiacomelli
Member #5,114
October 2004
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It's time for the obligatory Simpson's quote: "Welcome to Dumpsville, baby. Population: you."
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Dennis
Member #1,090
July 2003
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Look behind you, a three-headed monkey! alternatively: --- 0xDB | @dennisbusch_de --- |
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HardTranceFan
Member #7,317
June 2006
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Quote: Look behind you, a three-headed monkey! Only if they aren't fans of Guybrush Threepwood... -- |
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Thomas Harte
Member #33
April 2000
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"That man smells of vanilla!" Is anyone else heartened by the Allegro.cc community's implied greater familiarity with chat-up lines that rejection lines? [My site] [Tetrominoes] |
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Neil Black
Member #7,867
October 2006
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Quote: Is anyone else heartened by the Allegro.cc community's implied greater familiarity with chat-up lines that rejection lines? It's not a greater familiarity that makes the pick-up lines thread longer, it's just that remembering the rejection lines is so painful.
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madpenguin
Member #2,201
April 2002
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Quote: I only date black guys. Okay by me! Heh heh heh... Quote: Is anyone else heartened by the Allegro.cc community's implied greater familiarity with chat-up lines that rejection lines?
I think you're reading the results incorrectly. I Bitter? Whatever gave you that impression? Surely you jest! --------------------------------------------- |
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23yrold3yrold
Member #1,134
March 2001
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I reject this whole thread. /target thread /cast Hide Thread (Rank 5) -- |
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Ben Delacob
Member #6,141
August 2005
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You'll come crawling back like the 3yrold you are. __________________________________ |
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The only reason there's more talk about pickup lines rather than rejection lines is that 95% of all rejection lines are, at their core, 'let's just be friends' with various syntactic tricks applied to them.