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The 5 best rappers of all times
axilmar
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Never thought I'd see axilmar endorse a Christian rapper.

Oh come on, I don't have a problem with Christianity. I like and support the teachings of Christ regarding the human condition. I just don't like the metaphysics attached to it.

And rapping is a very entertaining art, no matter what you rap about. If the verses are clever and the words easily match, it's poetry-in-motion that is healing to the soul (if you like it).

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23yrold3yrold said:

Never thought I'd see axilmar endorse a Christian rapper. O_o

I just checked out a few of KJ-52's freestyles on YouTube and listened to Dear Slim and Dear Slim Part 2 and honestly he has some talent, but he's not in the same playing field as Eminem. You can hear that his rhymes are often a lot less complex and imperfect. He often seems to repeat stuff (in fact, Dear Slim Part 2 seems like he's saying the exact same thing as he did in Dear Slim ::)). He has talent, but based on what I've seen I wouldn't buy an album.

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23yrold3yrold
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He often seems to repeat stuff (in fact, Dear Slim Part 2 seems like he's saying the exact same thing as he did in Dear Slim ).

Wow, you'd almost think it was a sequel or something .... ::)

Admittedly, KJ-52 can sound a little repetitive; I was worried buying his last album that I'd get Dear Slim Part 3, 47 Sopranos, Yet Another Song About How I Was A Dork In School, etc. He has his gems though.

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bamccaig
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Honestly, of the Christian music I've heard, I find that the artists, KJ-52 included, don't really seem to have anything to say... They're trying to make a living out of making music, but instead of writing about something they actually have to say they're writing about Christianity (which they don't seem to have much to say about... They all say the exact same thing and it's boring...). Considering how large the Bible is I would think that there would be a lot of people, places, things and events to write about and rhyme with in complex ways that would actually get people listening to your message (Christians and non-Christians -- as axilmar said, if the rap is clever then people will listen and at least appreciate that, even if they don't agree with the message).

23yrold3yrold
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Heh; my experience is the opposite. Most music I hear is pretty shallow by comparison. But I guess that's just our respective biases showing. :)

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StevenVI
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On the subject of Christian rap, who can forget DC Talk? It's more what would be considered rock music today, but I'm pretty sure it was rap in it's day.

Sackcloth Fashion is also pretty cool.

Those are the only ones I can think of offhand.

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Matthew Leverton
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Here's Kevin Max's latest rap song with Chris Sligh!

DC talk in its prime. The 80's rule! :o

Onewing
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I'm a fan of DC talk and they're great live!

[edit]Oh, here's the lyrics to my rap earlier, since it's obvious no one could manage to listen to it, hardy har har.

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Matthew Leverton
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The Clark Brothers won The Next Great American Band so Christian bands rock! Either that or fiddles and dobros are just plain cool. 8-)

I was hoping Cliff Wagner and the Old #7 would win. I love them! Bluegrass 0wnz rap.

bamccaig
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Onewing said:

Oh, here's the lyrics to my rap earlier, since it's obvious no one could manage to listen to it, hardy har har.

I heard the first verse or so... Wasn't impressed. It's one of those "look mom, I'm rapping" kind of lyrics, but really you're just barely rhyming and really slowly... :-/ Good effort though. :) It started out rhyming well at least...

axilmar
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April 2001

I don't really like Eminem, because his style of 'singing' does not seem like 'poetry in motion', rather than someone reading madly off a book. Admittedly I only have heard KJ-52 on youtube, but his flow is better than Eminem's, even if his rhymes are repetitive. Perhaps if KJ-52 had a big company to promote him, he would be considered better.

bamccaig
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axilmar said:

I don't really like Eminem, because his style of 'singing' does not seem like 'poetry in motion', rather than someone reading madly off a book. Admittedly I only have heard KJ-52 on youtube, but his flow is better than Eminem's, even if his rhymes are repetitive. Perhaps if KJ-52 had a big company to promote him, he would be considered better.

Eminem has big companies behind him because he has big people behind him. He's also founded a big company of his own. Back in ~'96 or '97 he got second place in a freestyle competition in Los Angeles, gave a demo to somebody that eventually got the demo to Dr. Dre, one of the most influential people in the industry, who liked it and arranged a meeting. The rest is history -- it's been said that when Dre heard the demo he didn't even realize Eminem was white -- that was apparently a small shock when they first met. Eminem is one of the highest selling artists because he's among the best, NOT because corporate America pushes the product. KJ-52 isn't a big artist because he isn't among the best. I'm sorry, but if you think KJ-52 flows better than Eminem then you don't know what you're talking about.

Honestly and skill sell better than good intentions.

Onewing
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I heard the first verse or so... Wasn't impressed.

For slapping it down in a hour (as well as arranging the music), I was quite satisfied since I was really trying to just hit the major points of rap song as I see it:

  • A simple beat with heavy base

  • According to Leela talking about the Beastie Boys on Futurama: "Amazing. They are laying down mad beats at 80% accuracy."

  • Ridiculous poetry that barely counts as poetry

  • Talking about things that make hardly any sense

  • Using random words together "flip flop, tick tock"

  • Telling the audience to do something "X++ move your body to the right" (usually when you add something to X you're moving something to the right)

  • An unnecessary word that gets cut out on radio edits

  • A backup singer who attempts to actually sing, but usually just sings about something happening or painfully obvious "I'm gonna reply to a thread on allegro.cc"

Now I know, some rappers do have some decent poetry and talent, but I'd say the most of the rap I hear on the radio hits the points above, which is why I'm not a big fan of rap, save a few artists.

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bamccaig
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Onewing said:

  • A simple beat with heavy base

  • According to Leela talking about the Beastie Boys on Futurama: "Amazing. They are laying down mad beats at 80% accuracy."

  • Ridiculous poetry that barely counts as poetry

  • Talking about things that make hardly any sense

  • Using random words together "flip flop, tick tock"

  • Telling the audience to do something "X++ move your body to the right" (usually when you add something to X you're moving something to the right)

  • An unnecessary word that gets cut out on radio edits

  • A backup singer who attempts to actually sing, but usually just sings about something happening or painfully obvious "I'm gonna reply to a thread on allegro.cc"

That right there is why your effort failed. You don't even understand rap so how can you expect to write/spit a decent one? :-/ As a rap fan, it's really annoying to hear people refer to rap like it's all just a pose or something. The serious artists are serious about their rhymes and beats.

Onewing said:

  • An unnecessary word that gets cut out on radio edits

Serious artists don't swear to sell records. They just don't censor their art either. Entertainers are not responsible for children; the parents are. If you're a grown man and too closed-minded to give explicit lyrics a chance then that's your loss. There are a lot more people that appreciate explicit lyrics then there are people too closed-minded to give them a chance.

Onewing said:

Now I know, some rappers do have some decent poetry and talent, but I'd say the most of the rap I hear on the radio hits the points above, which is why I'm not a big fan of rap, save a few artists.

Unless you're listening to a hardcore rap station (which are rare, in my experience) then what you hear on the radio doesn't represent hardcore rap and probably fits better into the generic hip hop genre, which is a lot more forgiving. There are a lot of artists that hype themselves up to be good rappers (Kanye West, for example, who is being pushed by Jay-Z, but isn't really anywhere near Jay-Z's level...).

There is a lot of poor, average, and adequate rap around and it's relatively rare to find good, great, or unbelievable rap. That's why I generally stick to Shady/Aftermath/G-Unit. If you buy 50 Cent, Eminem, or Dr. Dre albums you can be pretty sure you're getting a decent album, and more often than not an amazing one. I've heard multiple times that both Eminem and Dr. Dre are perfectionists, which I think shows in their work.

D12 Freestyle*.

* Some mildly explicit lyrics. :D

Onewing
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"It's a D12 world" ... "cussin' like a sailor"

I shut it off after hearing that, confirming what I said above was true.

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You don't even understand rap so how can you expect to write/spit a decent one?

And you don't understand that I wasn't trying to write something decent, I was trying to write something that showed my perception of rap. To add to my list, rap has nothing to do with talent, anybody can do it, it all depends on the thugs you know if you want to be a success.

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bamccaig
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Onewing said:

I shut it off after hearing that, confirming what I said above was true.

It doesn't confirm anything. I swear all the time and I know a lot of people that do too. Profanity can add to something if done right. It expresses something very effectively and there's no reason not to do it. D12/Eminem often say stuff like "yes, I'm swearing because I need to to sell records"* or emphasize their use of profanity because people like you make claims that they do it to sell records... ::) They're essentially agreeing with you, sarcastically. You'll figure it out. ::)

Onewing said:

And you don't understand that I wasn't trying to write something decent, I was trying to write something that showed my perception of rap.

Well IMO you failed. It was embarrassing for you and I doubt the rap fans liked it (I know I didn't) so apparently your perceptions are wrong... :-/

Onewing said:

To add to my list, rap has nothing to do with talent, anybody can do it, it all depends on the thugs you know if you want to be a success.

OK, then show us. >:( Do it for real. Something that the rap fans in the thread will accept as good.

* "Will Smith don't gotta cuss in his raps to sell records,... Well I do, so fuck him and fuck you too!" - Eminem, The Real Slim Shady, responding to Will Smith after he made the same claim that you are about profanity at one of the award shows on stage. In case it isn't obvious, he's being sarcastic... ::)

Onewing
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It was embarrassing for you

I didn't know you could assert my feelings. :o Like I said, I was satisfied with my work which portrayed exactly what I wanted to show. Although, listening to it again, you may very well be right that it's a perception of hip hop rather than rap. However, they all kind of blend into the same thing to me. :-/

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Do it for real. Something that the raps fans in the thread will accept as good.

As soon as I find some thugs who can push it for me, I'm sure I'll have a hit record with what I got. ;D

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In case it isn't obvious, he's being sarcastic...

What are you trying to prove here? That he's talented because he's being sarcastic? So basically he took what could've been a conversation and turned it into a rap? That's brilliant!

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Vanneto
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Right now your friends are gettin' laid
While you think life's 'bout gettin' paid

Well, it may not be the best rap, but it sure is the funniest. ;D

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bamccaig
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Onewing said:

I didn't know you could assert my feelings. :o

I meant that I felt embarrassed for you. :)

Onewing said:

As soon as I find some thugs who can push it for me, I'm sure I'll have a hit record with what I got. ;D

What do you mean by thugs? Which thugs push Eminem? Jimmy Iovine?

Jimmy Iovine - Wikipedia, the free encyclopedia said:

He is also credited with having discovered Eminem. After watching the young rapper place 2nd in the Rap Olympics, he asked for a demo tape, which he then presented to Dr. Dre.

For the record, the D12 Freestyle I linked above actually starts out with...

It's Kuniva, I cuss hoes out like a drunk sailor, And cock the hammer back like Tim "The Toolman" Taylor

For those that don't realize ::) it's clever because after hearing cock the hammer back most people are expecting a gun-reference, but instead he turned it around into something unexpected (Tim "The Toolman" Taylor). :)

Vanneto
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Oh common bamccaig, we all know that all rappers are Gangsta's in disguise. Their rapping is just a cover for their secret drug trafficking and illegal gambling operations. ::)

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;D

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Onewing
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Ah, you might have missed my edit up there. Anyway, I actually like some of shady's songs and he does have a unique talent in putting it all together. However, looking at his lyrics I don't see anything special about them.

And actually, the whole music business is about who you know, not just rap or hip hop, it just seems more prominent in rap/hip hop. They seem to like say their names in their songs and who is featured.

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it's clever because after hearing cock the hammer back most people are expecting a gun-reference, but instead he turned it around into something unexpected.

Or he just needed something to rhyme with sailor.

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Vanneto
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Ok guys, lets do an old fashioned "war". You agree?

Onewing you have no idea about da rap, you are nothing but a poor sap. Go back to where you came from, yeah, dats a lame farm. Milk a cow, kill a pig, do yo thing, I just dont think thats ma thing.
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Bammcaig, you are a troll, go back to being on patrol. If I see you on the street, you will get to hear my beat. So now be nice and not a fool, cuz i dont like it when youre a schmool.(?)

Don't take it seriously, I don't mean it. Its just for fun. ;D

Do it!

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bamccaig
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Onewing said:

What are you trying to prove here? That he's talented because he's being sarcastic? So basically he took what could've been a conversation and turned it into a rap? That's brilliant!

I'm demonstrating that you're not saying anything new. In fact, you're beating a horse skeleton. Why should he change the way he does things to make you happy when he has 10 million (plus) fans that buy every album and like his music the way it is? :-/

Vanneto said:

Don't take it seriously, I don't mean it. Its just for fun. ;D

Do it!

Sounds like fun. :D I'll see what I can do when I get a minute...

Onewing
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Why should he change the way he does things to make you happy when he has 10 million (plus) fans that buy every album and like his music the way it is?

Perhaps you should quote me because you've lost me. I don't remember saying (once again, quote me if I did) that any rap/hip hop artist should change the way they do things to appease me and/or people like me. In fact, I remember saying I actually liked a few of his songs. I just don't think rap is all that impressive, and I am entitled to my opinion, yes? I mean, if I started a thread of the 5 best rockers of all times, someone could make a mock song of the rock template and I'd laugh at it. I'm a big fan of the Law and Order series and I recently watched a Robot Chicken episode parody it by going through the template using only chickens that said "bock" and it felt like a Law and Order show, which was hilarious.

I feel like I'm arguing with someone who is reading a different thread. I seem to be able to post more than five replies again, so I think I'll take Vanneto's advice and head back to the farm before I say something really stupid. If you want, bammy, you can say you proved some kind of point here.

No hard feelings though. ;D

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