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chris27wjoyner
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December 2007
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I went to the kangaroo about 2 hours ago, on the way there I believe I heard a Gater welp. Sounded like she was about 20 feet from me. Calling to God, and Jesus I kept on going. I had to, I was in a bad position to turn back, and running is something you do not want to try. If a gater comes after you they can do about 14mph. Me, I can do about 6mph, but I am short winded. I had decided to take the long way home, away from the same place I heard the Gater. Could have been wrong, but when something like that happens. Do not say something like "it is probably nothing." Because something did welp. And there is nothing but swamp right in that area.
"it is probably nothing." causes neglect to things that are, "probably something."

Rampage
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December 2002
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It's probably nothing. :P

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kazzmir
Member #1,786
December 2001
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Maybe jesus sent it to kill you?

blargmob
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February 2007
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You're the chosen one, remember? The gators are out the get the Chosen one.

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Mark Oates
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March 2001
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"it is probably something" causes paranoia, fear, anxiety to something that is "probably nothing".

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Calling to God

I'm sure the Gator was just praying... or was it... preying?

:D eh? heh? yeah? that's a good one! haahah! :P:P

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Mordredd
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December 2004
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Maybe jesus sent it to kill you?

kazzmir :-D

Don't make fun of it. Maybe it sounds silly, but I am a non-believer, but are some things that happened in my life that I just explain by saying: "That has been an angel.". So yes, I somehow believe and I thank God ( referring to that supreme force, not to God as the bible mentions it ) everyday. Myself, I am not going to church, not even today on Christmas.

I will never forget when there stood an old man who could not tell me his phone number ( I wanted to call him again and thank him for his help ), who appeared out of nothing with his pre-ancient motorcycle and leather clothes when I ran out of fuel on a lonely road. I was hungry, tired, it was getting dark and I would have to run 2 or 3 hours to the next gas station. There are plenty examples; when I stood at the gas station 2 weeks ago and accidently I did not look at the screen. I only had 5 euros and I filled my tank with 6,69 euros. I was walking in and I tipped out all the cents I had in my pocket. There were exactly 6,69 euros in it.

Vanneto
Member #8,643
May 2007

Who says hes making fun of it? Really, if Jesus needs you up there, he will have to get you up there. There are many ways to do it. Heart attack? No. Thats not fun. Crocodile eating you up? Now thats something Jesus would laugh to.

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Bob Keane
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June 2006

I once heard gators can only run in a straight line, is that false?

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Vanneto
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May 2007

I don't know about that. But Chris not running was stupid. Yes, Gators are very fast in the water. But on land they are not as fast. What are you? A dwarf? :P A good sprint and you are miles away from The Beast.

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Although alligators are capable of running, they use this gait to flee threatening situations. There is no documented evidence of alligators running after human beings to prey upon them. Also, there is no basis to the myth that you should run in zig-zag patterns to avoid a charging alligator. If you do find yourself in the extremely unlikely position of avoiding a lunging alligator, you should run in a straight line away from the alligator and it's habitat, which is where the alligator will most likely retreat to.

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Onewing
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August 2005
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It was probably Alex the Unofficial Logo.

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chris27wjoyner
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December 2007
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I don't know about that. But Chris not running was stupid. Yes, Gators are very fast in the water. But on land they are not as fast. What are you? A dwarf? :P A good sprint and you are miles away from The Beast.

If you run it causes a Gator/dog/snake/others to give chase. Do you know what a Gator sounds like? Sometimes sitting here at the house, you can here the gator giving her call. I live in a swamp land, and Gators is common here.

My next door neighbor said he has seen her, he said she is a good sized Gator.

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I once heard gators can only run in a straight line, is that false?

A Gator will break your legs with one hit of her tail.

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you should run in a straight line away from the alligator and it's habitat, which is where the alligator will most likely retreat to.

That makes sense, if she comes at you, and you run straight away from here, and were you meat her. She will see you are leaving, and go back to what she is guarding.

Vanneto
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May 2007

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If you run it causes a Gator/dog/snake/others to give chase.

No.

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Epsi
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April 2005
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Gators very rarely attack humans, unlike crocodils. It will attack you if it does consider you as a treat, not because you're a prey.

(Wikipedia)

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Rampage
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December 2002
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If you run it causes a Gator/dog/snake/others to give chase.

What part of the Bible says this?

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chris27wjoyner
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December 2007
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"If you run it causes a Gator/dog/snake/others to give chase."
What part of the Bible says this?

Nassauvillian Experience?

Still, I have not encountered a Gator, and had to flee from it. Dogs will give you chase, even if they are not bothering you (never look a dog in his eyes). Snakes, it depends on the snake, some snakes will come after you, you'd better defend yourself against one of those. Others, there is all kinds of life over the earth. Wolves, do not turn you back to them. (learned from the news yesterday.) Bears, pretend to be dead. (You can sing to them.) etc...

Rampage
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Nassauvillian Experience?

Are you telling me that something that is not in the Bible can be true?

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chris27wjoyner
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December 2007
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Are you telling me that something that is not in the Bible can be true?

When have i ever said that if it is not in the bible, it is not the truth.

Sure it is true that my house is yellow. And I see it, there it is, yellow.

I have said that if something does not line up with God's word, then it is not the truth.

My house is not pink, it has no pink on it.
So if you say you there is pink trim on it. I will look, and if I see no pink trim. I will not believe it is pink.

kazzmir
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December 2001
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But if God said your house was pink, then it would be?

Vanneto
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May 2007

Sure, its called re-defining. God would redefine the definition of yellow so it would be pink.

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BAF
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December 2002
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God wouldn't say his house was pink if it wasn't. ::)

kazzmir
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December 2001
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Look, my point was if you see something that directly contradicts the bible what do you do? I guess he would believe the bible is right and his own perception is wrong but in that case I guess he must live an interesting life.

23yrold3yrold
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March 2001
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Look, my point was if you see something that directly contradicts the bible what do you do?

I dunno; what would you do if you see something that directly contradicts scientific fact? ;D Hypothetical nothings are fun!

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kazzmir
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December 2001
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Uh, assume scientific fact is wrong and come up with a better theory?

23yrold3yrold
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March 2001
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Ah, you're an idealist. I admire that.

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BAF
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December 2002
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No wonder why most scientific theories make so little sense that they must have been thought up by a retarded 3 year old. Ran out of new ideas to think up.



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