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Airline Said Her Outfit Was Too Revealing
Vanneto
Member #8,643
May 2007

Naked feet in sandals dont smell. You all are bullshitting theorists. I know from real experiences.

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FMC
Member #4,431
March 2004
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Mine do, okey? :P

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Neil Black
Member #7,867
October 2006
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Mine do, okey?

I know, I can smell then from here. ;D

EDIT:
Added smiley so I wouldn't be taken seriously

Slartibartfast
Member #8,789
June 2007
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Sandals are the shoe-shaped servants of Satan.
Often during a class in my university I am attacked by a foul odor, completely annihilating my ability to concentrate on the matter at hand, as well as my appetite and my will to live. Under the effects of the odor haze I slowly rotate my head backwards to find a pair of sandaled feet resting on the floor behind me, or perhaps leaning against a chair or sticking up into the air, always spreading their death, their decay, their pestilence into the air I would otherwise be breathing.
Sandals are indeed the shoe-shaped servants of Satan.

Neil Black
Member #7,867
October 2006
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Smelly feet are the bad thing. You shouldn't wear sandals if your feet semll, but if you have non-smelly feet it's fine.

Arthur Kalliokoski
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February 2005
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If your feet stink, soak them in a plastic bucket of water with a half-liter of chlorine bleach thrown in for maybe 15 minutes every two or three days until they're stink free.

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Michael Jensen
Member #2,870
October 2002
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Lame, I start getting my posts deleted and everyone starts talking about shoes. God, I must be the only one keeping this conversation straight! :P

Arthur Kalliokoski
Second in Command
February 2005
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Was browsing the urbandictionary.com and saw the phrase "Who let the dogs out?" but no smelly feet were listed...

“Throughout history, poverty is the normal condition of man. Advances which permit this norm to be exceeded — here and there, now and then — are the work of an extremely small minority, frequently despised, often condemned, and almost always opposed by all right-thinking people. Whenever this tiny minority is kept from creating, or (as sometimes happens) is driven out of a society, the people then slip back into abject poverty. This is known as "bad luck.”

― Robert A. Heinlein



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