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Home-made Annoying Apps |
thematrixeatsyou
Member #6,183
September 2005
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Feel free to send in some code that may turn out to be annoying. Please, ONLY test them on yourself or on people who you KNOW can crack a joke or people who you tell what it is. I'll start with an app that gives you a low-friction mouse:
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Billybob
Member #3,136
January 2003
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<script> while(1) alert(1); </script>
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LennyLen
Member #5,313
December 2004
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Quote: #include <stdio.h> // is this needed? Why don't you just remove the line and find out for yourself? Quote: #include <time.h> // is this needed for the sleep() function to work? I alwys thought sleep() was declared in unistd.h.
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Dennis
Member #1,090
July 2003
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int main(){int*eat_mem=NULL;while(1){eat_mem=new int[256000];eat_mem=NULL;}} --- 0xDB | @dennisbusch_de --- |
Marcello
Member #1,860
January 2002
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Why set it to null? |
Billybob
Member #3,136
January 2003
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To annoy you.
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Archon
Member #4,195
January 2004
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Don't post those else you'll breed script-kiddies... |
miran
Member #2,407
June 2002
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@thematrixeatsyou: Doesn't compile. -- |
Simon Parzer
Member #3,330
March 2003
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Nasty Windows NT batch files! rem -- Gets rid of the paper inside your printer @echo off :endless echo "This is an empty page!" >prn goto endless
rem -- Network overkill @echo off :e net send * "Hello" >nul goto e
rem -- Will open >100 Internet Explorers @echo off :e start iexplore.exe "http://www.porno.com" goto e
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BAF
Member #2,981
December 2002
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matrixdude: use Sleep instead of sleep which is in the windows API. |
Evert
Member #794
November 2000
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Onewing
Member #6,152
August 2005
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Arthur Kalliokoski
Second in Command
February 2005
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rem -- Gets rid of the paper inside your printer The IBM version: echo "This page intentionally left blank" They all watch too much MSNBC... they get ideas. |
Peter Hull
Member #1,136
March 2001
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It's not an app, but if you sneak on someone's PC, open an explorer window, make a screenshot and set that as their wallpaper, you will annoy them for ages as they try to close a window that doesn't exist. Pete [edit] Does anyone remember, there used to be a little snippet of HTML that would crash IE, which meant that you couldn't even browse to it because the act of generating the thumbnail would bring down Explorer with it. [edit2] #include <stdio.h> int main(void) { printf ("Goodbye, Cruel World!\n"); }
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OICW
Member #4,069
November 2003
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I used this program when my class-mates spammed the network on CS class. #include <stdlib.h> int main(){ while(1) system("net send blah This is a spam!"); }
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jhuuskon
Member #302
April 2000
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Back in the day when monitors didn't have that fade in when changing mode, you could blow a monitor with five assembly instructions. I did it once at school. Got new monitors to the school that way. mov ax,13h int 10 mov ax, 3h int 10 repeat previous steps
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OICW
Member #4,069
November 2003
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It could be good to post explanation what it does to those who don't know assembly. It seems that you were bad boy at school [My website][CppReference][Pixelate][Allegators worldwide][Who's online] |
Pedro Avelar Gontijo
Member #5,372
January 2005
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int main () { somefunc_to_takeover_the_keyboard (); while (1) { sleep (1); } return 1289741; }
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Matthew Leverton
Supreme Loser
January 1999
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Quote: It's not an app, but if you sneak on someone's PC, open an explorer window, make a screenshot and set that as their wallpaper, you will annoy them for ages as they try to close a window that doesn't exist. I did that to someone. I took a screenshot of the desktop and hid all his icons and the taskbar. When he came back from break, I heard him from the other side of the cubicle, cursing at his computer. After a reboot failed to "fix" the problem, he called me over, but of course I didn't know what was going on. |
Jakub Wasilewski
Member #3,653
June 2003
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Quote: you could blow a monitor Now, that is what classifies as annoying . Quote: It could be good to post explanation what it does to those who don't know assembly. It seems that you were bad boy at school It switches the monitor between graphic modes as fast as possible - or in case of the older monitors without safeguards, faster than possible . --------------------------- |
CGamesPlay
Member #2,559
July 2002
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Or play Solitaire until there's one move until you win, and then take a screenshot and set that as the desktop -- Ryan Patterson - <http://cgamesplay.com/> |
Onewing
Member #6,152
August 2005
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Quote: It's not an app, but if you sneak on someone's PC, open an explorer window, make a screenshot and set that as their wallpaper, you will annoy them for ages as they try to close a window that doesn't exist. I can't wait till April Fool's day. ------------ |
Samuel Henderson
Member #3,757
August 2003
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If supported, you can make the desktop wallpaper switch even more confusing by switching the view angle from 0 to 90 (fipped sideways). That depends on if the video card supports it. We did that to someone. We took a screenshot of his desktop, switched the viewing angle to 180, went into paint and rotated the screenshot so it looked like his normal desktop, we then hid the taskbar and cleared the icons off his desktop and locked his computer (we then hid the lock thingy in the corner.) He struggled with it for about a half an hour before giving up and going to a new machine. ================================================= |
Marcello
Member #1,860
January 2002
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Wow, some of you are real assholes. Do you enjoy doing stuff like that to people? |
Arthur Kalliokoski
Second in Command
February 2005
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In win9x (dunno about ME) if you do "Start | Run | C:\con\con" it'll be real flaky until a reboot I've done the printf thing in a Win32 app out of habit and nothing happens. (Then I corrected it and even more nothing happened, this is Winduhs after all) They all watch too much MSNBC... they get ideas. |
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