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Rachel Gets Fruity
Thomas Fjellstrom
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June 2000
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Rachel Gets Fruity
It's not what you may think, but may not be suited for watching at work or school, at least bosses and teachers won't think it is.. Even though it is :o

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Chris Katko
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January 2002
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SABOTAGE!

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gnolam
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March 2002
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Unfortunately, the Internet has ruined me. When I saw this (a month ago ;)) I was just waiting for the mandatory shock image and accompanying scream to turn up. :P

(and in the context of what she's telling you to do, a sudden jerk (no pun intended) could have been... painful ;))

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SonShadowCat
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September 2001
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Thomas Fjellstrom
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Yeah, I saw this a while ago, from a friends "clan" (gaming) forum.. Decided to post if it it wasnt posted after a while ;)

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"If you can't think of a better solution, don't try to make a better solution." -- weapon_S
"The less evidence we have for what we believe is certain, the more violently we defend beliefs against those who don't agree" -- https://twitter.com/neiltyson/status/592870205409353730

Chris Katko
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January 2002
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I expected a sabotage immediately when it said "turn the volume up." And the whole sexiness aspect led me to believe it was just a "high-budget" sabotage. I just turned my speakers off and waited. :)

I was sabotaged by my expectancy of a sabotage! :o

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Kanzure
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July 2003
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It made my box freeze.

Thomas Fjellstrom
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Get a better box.

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"If you can't think of a better solution, don't try to make a better solution." -- weapon_S
"The less evidence we have for what we believe is certain, the more violently we defend beliefs against those who don't agree" -- https://twitter.com/neiltyson/status/592870205409353730

wearetheborg
Queen of the Universe
June 2003

There ain't no party like an S Club party! 8-)

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Kanzure
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July 2003
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Get a better box.

See the appropriate thread. (?)

Thomas Fjellstrom
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Then quit complaining :P

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"If you can't think of a better solution, don't try to make a better solution." -- weapon_S
"The less evidence we have for what we believe is certain, the more violently we defend beliefs against those who don't agree" -- https://twitter.com/neiltyson/status/592870205409353730

Adol
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May 2002
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There ain't no party like an S Club party!

"S Club (there ain't no party like an S Club party)
Gonna show you how (everybody get down tonight)
S Club (there ain't no party like an S Club party)
Gonna take you high (shake your body from side to side)"

:P:P:P

DanTheKat
Member #1,990
March 2002
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Wow. That warning will keep me in line and make sure I avoid testicular cancer. I should also avoid breast and buttock cancer while I'm at it! SO MANY CANCERS! THEY EVEN HAVE A ZODIAC FOR THE DISEASE!

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Michael Jensen
Member #2,870
October 2002
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Hmm, glad I don't have testicle cancer, gonna have to go check some girls for breast cancer now...

Thomas Fjellstrom
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June 2000
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At least wash your hands first :P

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"If you can't think of a better solution, don't try to make a better solution." -- weapon_S
"The less evidence we have for what we believe is certain, the more violently we defend beliefs against those who don't agree" -- https://twitter.com/neiltyson/status/592870205409353730

Thomas Harte
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April 2000
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I hope this doesn't keep her away from her day job of triangulating the most profitable burrow between Kylie and Goldfrapp!

Randal Stackpoole
Member #4,075
November 2003
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There should be more of this IMHO (at least more awareness of testicular cancer). The sexual angle works well.

The whole "Cancer" thing is BS if you ask me - just a generic name for a condition/disease that medical "experts" don't understand.

I really don't know what else to put here really.

- (possible "liver cancer/lung cancer" candidate) - Raen (I've had a few drinks and cigarettes). ;D

yvan eht nioj

Thomas Fjellstrom
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June 2000
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Huh? Cancer is when your own cells start growing out of controll. Thats what it is.

google define:cancer said:

any malignant growth or tumor caused by abnormal and uncontrolled cell division; it may spread to other parts of the body through the lymphatic system or the blood stream

How is that BS? I've had several family members and friends die and or not die from it. Its hardly BS.

Now I will agree that some illnesses are pure BS. Some named illnesses are really many different ones rolled up into one...

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"If you can't think of a better solution, don't try to make a better solution." -- weapon_S
"The less evidence we have for what we believe is certain, the more violently we defend beliefs against those who don't agree" -- https://twitter.com/neiltyson/status/592870205409353730

X-G
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December 2000
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The whole "Cancer" thing is BS if you ask me

Er, cancer is a very genuine illness and medical science knows a lot about it; we've even devised several ways to deal with it! Cancer is, in essence, the uncontrolled growth of cells. Quite fatal.

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Thomas Fjellstrom
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June 2000
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Now, thats not to say we know everything about it, or why just about anything causes it ;) I say any form of poison will... Like one of the hundreds found in cigarettes ;)

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"If you can't think of a better solution, don't try to make a better solution." -- weapon_S
"The less evidence we have for what we believe is certain, the more violently we defend beliefs against those who don't agree" -- https://twitter.com/neiltyson/status/592870205409353730

Trezker
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December 2001
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The ways we have to deal with cancer sucks alot though, and I don't think any of them guarantee success unless it's at very early stage and a good place.

Derezo
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April 2001
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or why just about anything causes it ;)

Only carcinogens cause cancer. ;)

Proper care of your body will prevent cancer even if you come into contact with carcinogens on a regular basis. Cancer is only a problem for people who are regularly exposed to carcinogens and are of poor physical health.

Excersize, eat your vitamins, and don't live near me. My city is known as the 'Cancer Capital of Canada' (highest cancer rates). Also lucemia and other fatal diseases. Stupid chemical plants... I'm getting outta here by the time I'm 25.

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X-G
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December 2000
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lucemia

Leukaemia is a form of cancer. ;) Blood cancer, to be precise.

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Derezo
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April 2001
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Cancer in general, and especially Leukaemia. :)

(lucemia, Leukaemia.. I like my spelling better, even if both make no phonetical sense ;D ;))

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Trumgottist
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April 2000
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and are of poor physical health.

That's not true. It's may be true that it helps to be of good health (it won't hurt, anyway), but you don't have to be of poor health to get cancer. I (like most people?) know people who've died in cancer (a friend and a brother) and they both took good care of their bodies.

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