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Stop designing games! Or you will be a criminals.
Richard Phipps
Member #1,632
November 2001
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From my point of view you are overly sensitive to any anti-american criticism. I'm afraid I think you are overreacting. :-/

Mandrake Root Produc
Member #300
April 2000

Not really. I'm not patriotic by any means, but I think that joke had nothing at all to do with anything in the original post.

HoHo
Member #4,534
April 2004
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nevermind, I should have controlled the facts :-X

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Richard Phipps
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November 2001
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Mandrake Root Produc
Member #300
April 2000

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GOD BLESS AMERICA - and their fu(ked-up patent laws...

Anyone want to join al-quaida with me ;) ?

I assume the smiley-face was meant to signify it was a joke.

Richard Phipps
Member #1,632
November 2001
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Oh you said orginal post, I thought that meant any other post. Ok, the al-quaida bit was tasteless, but the first part is valid for me.

Krzysztof Kluczek
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January 2004
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To the contrary, patents may be obtained on “anything under the sun that is made by man,”

This is just sick. :P

Kanzure
Member #3,669
July 2003
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This is just sick. :P

Things to Patent: Method of pleasing a man, method of mass killing of biological lifeforms, extermination process of iraqi and islamic terrorists, public rumor spreading technologies, methods of killing one's own self, and comming soon: a patent covering the application of the laws of physics through the use of scientific processes.

:-*
I should write a site with questionably funny fake patents.

HoHo
Member #4,534
April 2004
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methods of killing one's own self

What happens if it is patented and still someone commits suicide? Who gets the blame?

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In theory, there is no difference between theory and practice. But, in practice, there is - Jan L.A. van de Snepscheut
MMORPG's...Many Men Online Role Playing Girls - Radagar
"Is Java REALLY slower? Does STL really bloat your exes? Find out with your friendly host, HoHo, and his benchmarking machine!" - Jakub Wasilewski

Kanzure
Member #3,669
July 2003
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What happens if it is patented and still someone commits suicide? Who gets the blame?

The people who provided the items to be used in the process of killing one's self. It can easily be said that the manufacturer "obviously" had the intention of providing such a weapon of the said item, and should be sued due to the death of the person.

NyanKoneko
Member #5,617
March 2005
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I found what some other guy posted on slashdot!

"And for a cancer detection firm in Utah, it ahs paid off. They "patented" a gene sequence which tests for the likelihood of breast cancer (I think). Note that they didn't patent the test process, but the information in the gene. Now, no matter what process you use to determine the condition of the gene, you cannot use it for cancer detection without paying a $10k fee to that company. They "own" the exclusive right to the "data". Sort of like patenting moon-dogs as a predictor of coming precipitation, or the presence of a high pressure as a predictor of clear weather. They're natural facts, observable by anyone with the proper instruments. But they're patentable now. (iirc, Canada got into trouble over the cancer detection thing)."

Mandrake Root Produc
Member #300
April 2000

He wouldn't get blamed for the suicide, but rather get a cut of money from the parents of those who committed it using his patented method.

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a patent covering the application of the laws of physics through the use of scientific processe

Too late. I've already got a patent pending on it.

HoHo
Member #4,534
April 2004
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The people who provided the items to be used in the process of killing one's self.

What about drowning in ocean, keeping breath for long enough, twisting your own neck with your own arms, chewing off your limbs and bleeding to death and other things like that :)

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In theory, there is no difference between theory and practice. But, in practice, there is - Jan L.A. van de Snepscheut
MMORPG's...Many Men Online Role Playing Girls - Radagar
"Is Java REALLY slower? Does STL really bloat your exes? Find out with your friendly host, HoHo, and his benchmarking machine!" - Jakub Wasilewski

Sirocco
Member #88
April 2000
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Actually, the trick is to patent the process of filing a patent application. That would just totally hose the works.

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Graphic file formats used to fascinate me, but now I find them rather satanic.

HoHo
Member #4,534
April 2004
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What about patenting patent enforcing. That could either stop it or create a lot of revenue, both are good, at least for the patent holder :)

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In theory, there is no difference between theory and practice. But, in practice, there is - Jan L.A. van de Snepscheut
MMORPG's...Many Men Online Role Playing Girls - Radagar
"Is Java REALLY slower? Does STL really bloat your exes? Find out with your friendly host, HoHo, and his benchmarking machine!" - Jakub Wasilewski

Kanzure
Member #3,669
July 2003
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No, those are too absurd. You have to have some limits.

  • Methods of Assasination -> Now not only do the criminals get to spend their life in jail, they get to pay a hefty fine for using a pre-determined method of killing somebody.

  • Basic Doo-hickey Design -> Sue the people when they say "That's a doo-hickey" and what not. It's improper use. >:(

  • Software Download Process -> The method of selecting a file and downloading a pre-generated binary file for a specific system by the use of the HTTP and FTP protocols, as used in X and Y systems. Good bye APT systems. :(

.. And many more, of course. ;)

casey d
Member #4,901
August 2004
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Is the idea of patenting video game concepts necessarily a new thing? I believe that the people who stole Tetris attempted to seize legal control over it to no avail. Oh, but that was Russia; let a couple (2) American lawers bring up the idea and it's time to start advocating a violent overthrow of the US goverment and its people. ::) Japan has been much more sucessful at capitolism is recent years but 95% percent of you are obsessed with anime so let's not even bring that up.

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Nightsticks, water cannons, tear gas, padlocks, molotov cocktails and rocks behind every curtain

Mandrake Root Produc
Member #300
April 2000

Casey-
is your sig from The Sandman comic?

casey d
Member #4,901
August 2004
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Hehe, no it's a lyric to a Bright Eyes song. It makes me smile everytime I hear it.

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Nightsticks, water cannons, tear gas, padlocks, molotov cocktails and rocks behind every curtain

Mandrake Root Produc
Member #300
April 2000

weird. Sounded like something for it, or the Death comics.

Trezker
Member #1,739
December 2001
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You shouldn't be able to patent anything that has already been used.
Thus it would be pretty much impossible to patent any game design at all.

HoHo
Member #4,534
April 2004
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You shouldn't be able to patent anything that has already been used.

Yes, you shouldn'yt but that doesn't mean they can't

original post said:

[...]Where two IP lawyers try to convince the videogame industry of patenting everything in sight: ideas, technical contributions, etc. They show as an example a Microsoft patent on Scoring based upon goals achieved and subjective elements.

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In theory, there is no difference between theory and practice. But, in practice, there is - Jan L.A. van de Snepscheut
MMORPG's...Many Men Online Role Playing Girls - Radagar
"Is Java REALLY slower? Does STL really bloat your exes? Find out with your friendly host, HoHo, and his benchmarking machine!" - Jakub Wasilewski

marcin
Member #5,814
May 2005

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Anyone want to join al-quaida with me ;) ?

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"2014" G. Orwell.

or next part of "South Park"...
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In every TV set on all the world each people see Mr Georg wearing military wear:

- We have caught him !!!

He is shouting.

Near Mr. Georg is standing Mr. Bill (in military wear too):

- yeah, we have caught !!!

G. and B. see at big TV screen on the wall.
On this screen an American solider is removing small door to whole in ground,

He is shouting:

- go out, you penguin rat ... !!!

From whole is going out Mr. Linus, he is carrying laptop with penguin logo ......

In the same time in Guantanamo Base soldiers are building new barracks for next thousands
Linux users form all the world....

You musn't think about making of free operation systems,

this is PATENTED by .....

NyanKoneko
Member #5,617
March 2005
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Marcin, I don't want to offend you or anything, but are you insane? ???

Sepiroth
Member #5,846
May 2005
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Heheh



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