I dislike subtitles, because when I'm watching TV I don't want to be reading I haven't had a problem with the voice-actors they put on foreign shows here in the US, so I guess I'm spoiled.

Hey Mark, excuse me, I'm on my way to 37-68. I kind of got hung up - It's raining out here. I'm on my way in to Dallas. Uh, Jerry's probably gunna be calling you to find out where I'm at, if he cannot get a hold of me, I'm sure, so, uh, I though, wooah, uh, woaaaaaah... man I just had a wreck RIGHT in front of me.

This guy ran a red light, and hit, uh, hit, four old ladies in an, in an, Impala. Just kinda clipped them and turned them around right in front of me. Man, that was close. Oh, now this guy is getting out of his car. He's gotta, got a white shirt on and a tie, with a cigarette hanging out of his mouth. He's throwin' his hands up in the air, like he, like it was their fault.

Oh, hold on! He's goin' over to their window. She's rollin' down her window. Oh, man! I think she sprayed him with pepper spray! Man, He's on his face, and he's on his knees. She's gettin' out, she's beatin' him with an umbrella! Now, the other women are gettin out too. HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!

There's one woman with a little black purse, and she's tomahawkin' him man. She looks like a twinbelt 20hp jackhammer, Bwualualulawua. We got another woman's that's ... HAHAHAHAHAHA ... she's hittin him like he's got a cattle prod, man, she's got an umbrella and she's stick it in his side. Oh no!

There's another one. It's a little woman that looks like mother goose! HAHAHA! She's got ..AHH! She beaned him. She beaned him. She's got this bag, she's got... AH she beaned him. It's huge, it's about the size of her. She's about four foot nothin. She hit him over the head, everything went all over the place, her Bible fell... AHA! She just hit him on the head with a Bible. HAHAHAHAHHAAH! She picked this Bible up, and she lifted it way over her head, it was a hardbacked, version.

AHAHA. THey are still beating the hell out of this guy. She picked this Bible up and raised it up above her head and just beaned the guy. This guy is not getting up! Oh they're still, ah my gosh, they are still hitting him. The woman with the little black purse is still.. all pieces... HAHAHAHAHAHAHA. OH, Okay. He's up off the ground, he's AHAHAHAHAHAAH. The little ol' woman is just beatin' him again with that big bag. He's running to his car, he's outa here!... HAHAHAHAHAHAHA!

Oh, the little bitty mother goose woman... she's talkin' to him as he's driving off. HAHA! I wish you would have been here, man. Oh, this is too good! HAHAHAHAH. Oh! HAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHA. I..I.. gotta go. HAHA.

What's Jack in the Box?

Jack in teh Box is a fast food restaurant, I thought they kinda went out of business a while back because of some food poisoning issues. I still see em today though, my dad used to tell me that they used Kangaroo meat and stuff.

I don't type with just two fingers...

What a retarded name for a restruant (sp, I know)... But a good one for fast food.

Damnit. I used to love Jack in the Box. But they are testing out a new restaurant called JBX. And they decided to use Boise as the testing site. And JBX has horrible food.

UPDATE: Yuummmmm Del Taco. We are getting one here, it is opening sometime in April. I can't wait. Now we just need an In-N-Out and a Wienerschnitzel.

I like eating at A&W and Tim Hortons as well as Pizza Delight and Greco.

sigh I know you caught what I meant but whatever.

Not everyone attaches sexual connotations to everything they read.

NVI? Perhaps, he said "NIV" wrong in the heat of the moment.

How could he tell it was a bible period?

Marcello

I don't, but fanny pack always makes me smile

As for fast food, you Americans really need a proper fish supper to understand what good fast food is (though you'd never find one in London.)

Neil.