I was extremely shy (actually, more along the lines of Social Anxiety Disorder) back-in-the-day. Currently, there is no one I would want to date that isn't already taken.

You mean the alternative to crack cocaine? No thank you. Once you pop, you just can't stop. And I don't have the time to be obsessing about that (as college is coming up).

Good good, be smart.

Seems like I'm the only one who sent a valentine's day card then.

I still have to write mine. Damn. I'm such a slacker.

Marcello

Who gives flowers anyway? Real men give women potatoes. Think about it; a flower is a pretty, but practically useless thing. It will wilt in a few days and then you throw it out. In other words, giving flowers is like saying "I like you on a superficial level, and when you grow old and ugly I'll leave you". Now, a potato, a potato is awesome. They don't look like much, but the inside counts like mad. You can boil em, mash em, stick em in a stew... and they never bite it. Leave them around and they just sprout wiggly things and eventually new potatoes. Giving away a potato is like saying, "I love you in more than one way, for your inner qualities and our love will never die."

It was funny.

Heheh X-G that is an awsome idea... potatoes mean love forever, I mean those things never rot or anything, you stick em somewhere and forget, a few months later it's still there but in a better state, I mean it's got roots and everything. Stick em in water and watch em grow... and they even sprout flowers if you nurture them enough. Once they outgrow the container stick em in the dirt and months later you got baby potatoes which in turn can be given to someone else or eaten. I'd like to see a boquet of flowers do that .

I've never heard it called that before!

X-G, the most clever thing i've seem in this thread.
But love is not practice. In fact, falling in love is accepting infernal terms. And one of those terms are the useless and "logic-less" things.

Give presents is a good practice because the receiver will know that he is important for you. In theory no matter what you give.
What i don't understand, as X-G, why a girl should be angry if you give her potatoes,a very tasty food, and grateful if you give her flowers? They die,smell when are dead, are hindrances, and attract flies.;D

Of course i never give to a girl potatoes, i know the implicit rules. But, why they exists?

And, another part of the story: the patented and genuine unknown girl's angers; and The also patented "what are you thinking now?" phrases.

I never have any girlfriend. I only loved one girl in my life and Of course, as you can see, my experience was not quite good . I wasted time of my life loving. Don't fall in the same error. I'm not saying you shouldn't have girlfriends, I'm saying that you shouldn't fall in pussiness like St. valentine and other nonsenses, because now or later she look down on you in one or many aspects, and you'll become a slave.

Be free.

Someone needs to discover multitasking...

Heh, I'm probably going to get my head handed to me on a platter because I haven't done anything yet, not because I have done something.

Sigh... it isn't too late, I can still do something tommorow evening, right? /me looks around at everyone like he is a freak.