I know my real name...

Or have a "13" in his nick.

and
<quote>when your demand that Allegro be ported to other systems (but your to lazy to do it yourself)<quote>
Is more a sign that you haven't been here long enough..

but what about:
... if you've seen more than 2 "let's make the uber GUI" threads come and go
... which both ended with a single guys comment along the lines of "it's easy- I'll do it in a couple of weeks"
... and you actually wait for the results

Goodbytes: I didn't say that everyone with 1000+ posts is in the top 10, I said that everyone in the top 10 has over 1000 posts.
My wording about being in the top 10 and having 1000+ posts being inclusive was meant to read `if you're in the top 10, you have 1000+ posts anyway, so no need to mention both'. I guess the wording could have been better though

• When you know the name of all girl/boy friends of Acc members

Damn. My forth post in this thread. I'm spending too much time here...

- When you know how many nicks SPOON had

Arthur: Truly, you hav ebeen here too long.

• You lived through Chris's Beard Avatars

• Your obsess over Bob

• People obsess over you

No one knows how old Bob is. I don't even think he knows himself.

gnolam: If we assume that the list is canon, he could be born in:

Any year prior to 1945, 1946, 1947, 1948, 1949, 1950, 1951, 1955, 1956, 1961, 1962, 1965, 1966, 1968, 1970, 1974, 1981, 1986, 1987, 1988, or any year after 1996. Some are of obviously wrong, but there are quite a number to guess from.

I'd say 81, last I heard he's older, but not much older than me...

• You begin guessing games with Bob's age

I'd say 81 over 74..
Bob's silly at times.. and most 30 year olds are not.

I guess we'll never really know though, will we?

1981, Of course, just like all good people.

1988:

• March 8 - Two United States Army helicopters collide in Fort Campbell, Kentucky killing 17 servicemen.

• July 6 - The Piper Alpha drilling platform in the North Sea is destroyed by explosions and fires killing 167 oil workers.

• August 28 - A fire destroys part of Chiado quarter, in Lisbon's historical center.

• September 29 - NASA resumes space shuttle flights, grounded after the Challenger disaster

• November 2, The Morris worm is unleashed on the Internet

• November, George H. W. Bush defeats Michael S. Dukakis in the U.S. presidential election

• December 21, Pan Am flight 103 is blown up by terrorists over Lockerbie, Scotland, killing 270.

Whew. Not a good year, it seems. Let's see 1981:

• February 10 - A fire at the Las Vegas Hilton hotel-casino kills eight and injures 198.

• March 19 - Three workers are killed and five injured during a test of the Space Shuttle Columbia.

• March 30 - President Ronald Reagan is shot in the chest outside a Washington, D.C., hotel by John Hinckley, Jr., family friend of the Vice President. Two police officers and James Brady are also wounded.

• July 17 - Hyatt Hotel disaster: Two skywalks filled with people at the Hyatt Regency Hotel in Kansas City, Missouri collapse into a crowded atrium lobby killing 114.

• December 2 - Britney Spears born

Ouch. Bet Matthew didn't see that one coming!

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