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scriptX
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November 2005
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http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v459/scriptx/Myself/nifty.jpg[/img]

Rawr!

ImLeftFooted
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October 2003
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I second that, I don't want to get prosecuted by the police anti-paedophile department ;)

But I'm legal :P

Steve++
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January 2002

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and see what? stretch marks galore, enlarged pelvis and saggy breasts?

For most people here, that's a good deal.

manjula
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June 2003
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I think they are better off with their usual tentacle porn; it's almost on the same level of grotesquerie.

scriptX
Member #6,574
November 2005
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manjula said:

I think they are better off with their usual tentacle porn; it's almost on the same level of grotesquerie.

hahaha

Pedro Avelar Gontijo
Member #5,372
January 2005
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What's tentacle porn?

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scriptX
Member #6,574
November 2005
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HENTAI!

ReyBrujo
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January 2001
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HENTAI!

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Pedro Avelar Gontijo
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January 2005
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Oh. My God. People are sick.

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Steve++
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January 2002

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I think they are better off with their usual tentacle porn; it's almost on the same level of grotesquerie.

There's nothing grotesque about a heavily pregnant woman. I don't know why you lot fret about being fat. For god's sake, there's a whole person (or people) completely inside. That would put a bulge on anyone. Not that I'm trying to encourage you to put the merchandise on display (we all know you wouldn't, pregnant or otherwise); just trying to dispel the perception that people see you as fat (and grotesque), when clearly you're just well knocked up.

In my job I've probably dealt with at least 500,000 people from all walks of life by now, pregnant women included. One thing I've learned is that pregnant women often look really hot. Come to think of it, I haven't seen too many ugly pregnant women. I wonder why...

Rejoice in your prenatal splendour!

mEmO
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March 2001
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manjula
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June 2003
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Steve ++ said:

There's nothing grotesque about a heavily pregnant woman. I don't know why you lot fret about being fat. For god's sake, there's a whole person (or people) completely inside. That would put a bulge on anyone. Not that I'm trying to encourage you to put the merchandise on display (we all know you wouldn't, pregnant or otherwise); just trying to dispel the perception that people see you as fat (and grotesque), when clearly you're just well knocked up.

In my job I've probably dealt with at least 500,000 people from all walks of life by now, pregnant women included. One thing I've learned is that pregnant women often look really hot. Come to think of it, I haven't seen too many ugly pregnant women. I wonder why...

Rejoice in your prenatal splendour!

I was just making fun of myself. I know that I'm not fat and that pregnancy is beautiful. But thank you for saying all those nice things.
My husband loves how I look right now and has taken many pictures. Nevertheless putting on 40 lbs in 8 months is something you have to come to terms with.

Andrei Ellman
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April 2003

Manjula said:

My husband loves how I look right now and has taken many pictures. Nevertheless putting on 40 lbs in 8 months is something you have to come to terms with.

So are these pictures going to be put together to make a time-lapse video showing your expanding belly?

AE.

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March 2002
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Pedro Avelar Gontijo
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January 2005
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Andrei Ellman said:

So are these pictures going to be put together to make a time-lapse video showing your expanding belly?

Nice idea! When I'm pregnant I'll do that. 8-)

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miran
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June 2002

Do it now. That way in 20 years you'll have proof that you were once thin and a nice demonstration to show the process of getting fat.

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jhuuskon
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April 2000
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Not all women end up after pregnancy as fat as ya mama. ;D

You don't deserve my sig.

Derezo
Member #1,666
April 2001
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Whoa. How cool would it be to take a picture of yourself every single day (in the same pose :)), then in a year build a 365 frame animation? I wanna do it! :P

"He who controls the stuffing controls the Universe"

Arthur Kalliokoski
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February 2005
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You'd have to reserve a set of clothes to wear just for the daily picture, and perhaps some sort of jig to lean against so you're exactly in the same position. It'd probably be pretty neat when it's done though (hair growing then chopping off, waistline fluctuating, summer tan waxing/waning)

They all watch too much MSNBC... they get ideas.

Derezo
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April 2001
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Clothes? ;)

"He who controls the stuffing controls the Universe"

23yrold3yrold
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March 2001
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then in a year build a 365 frame animation?

Women have 12 month pregnancies now? No wonder they're in such foul moods!

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Marcello
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January 2002
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He was speaking more generally.

miran
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June 2002

I'll do it!

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Biznaga
Member #3,180
January 2003
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What about a picture every year? I found it more interesting.

http://zonezero.com/magazine/essays/diegotime/time.html



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