Laughter is very healthy. What do you care if people like me, my mother and my extra-special friend in Japan find the silliest things funny?

Ok someone tell us a really funny joke. I mean realllly funny

Kevin was so in love with his girlfriend that he had her name tattooed down the length of his Male Genital... "W E N D Y." When flaccid, all that showed was the "W" and the "Y," but when he got excited, he could read her full name. Standing on a nude beach in Jamaica, he noticed a tall native man whose penis also read "W" and "Y." Kevin said, "What a coincidence! Do you have girl friend named Wendy, too?" The native just laughed. "No, mon. Mine says `Welcome to Jamaica, Mon. Have a nice day!'"

A little girl walked out of the bathroom to find her mother making a cake. She says, "Mommy, can I lick the bowl?" Her mother says, "Can't you just flush it like everyone else?"

An old lady was complaining to her doctor that she was constantly forced to pass gas. "Fortunately, it doesn't smell bad and no one can hear me. In fact, believe it or not, I passed some just a moment ago." "I think I know your problem," the doctor said, handing her a bottle of pills. "Take one of these daily and come back in two weeks." When the woman returned the following week, she was quite disturbed. "I just don't understand, Doctor. I still have as much gas as ever," she complained, "and now it's beginning to smell bad." "Good!" the doctor exclaimed, "that means your sinuses have cleared. Next, we'll go to work on your hearing."

Q: How many surrealists does it take to change a light bulb?
A: Three. One to screw in the bulb, one to hold the giraffe, and one to fill the bathtub with bright objects.

I told my doctor my sex life was boring. He said, "You need to add the element of surprise. Go right home this afternoon, grab your wife, and immediately make wild, passionate love to her, no matter what she's doing."
So I did! It was still the same old boring stuff, but her bridge club got a tremendous kick out of it!!

The Lone Ranger was captured by outlaws, tried by their kangaroo court, and sentenced to die at dawn the following day. His last wish was to say goodbye to his dear friend, Silver. That night, the outlaws granted his request, the Lone Ranger whispered in Silver's ear, slapped him, and the big horse ran off to freedom. At dawn, the Lone Ranger had the noose around his neck when he spotted Silver galloping over the hilltop with a beautiful, naked woman riding on his back!! The Lone Ranger shouted, "You idiot! I said POSSE!"

A guy joins the Foreign Legion, and after about three months on the desert without a woman, he's getting real horny.
"What do you do for sex around here?" he asks the sergeant one day.
"Just wait until Saturday and you'll find out!" the sergeant says. Early Saturday morning the sergeant marched the whole company of 100 men over to this corral where 300 camels had been herded. At his signal, the men went crazy, jumped the fence, and started to copulate the camels. The recruit stood there for a minute and then grabbed the sergeant's arm as he rushed by. "I see what you mean," he said, "but what's the big hurry? There must be 300 camels here and only 100 guys. Why don't these guys take their time?" "What are you, stupid?" yells the sergeant. "And get stuck with an ugly one?"

A little boy asked his father why his mother had bumps on her chest. Not knowing what else to say, the father replied, "Those are Mommy's balloons. When she dies, they'll float her up to heaven." A week later, he was at the office when the little boy phoned frantically that his Mommy was dying. "Calm down, Grover," soothed the father. "What makes you think Mommy's dying?" "Because the mailman's blowing up her balloons and she's screaming to God that she's coming!"

One Saturday night Superman was flying over the beach when he spotted Wonder Woman lying on the beach, stark naked. He decides he'll swoop down for a Super-quickie and she'll never know what hit her. So he does: swoops down through the darkness, one quick Super-stroke, then up, up and away! Wonder Woman cried, "What was that?" The Invisible Man replies, "I don't know, but man, does my ass hurt!"