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Close Range [The Onion] |
Mark Oates
Member #1,146
March 2001
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New game Close Range is sweeping the nation! -- |
TestSubject
Member #8,989
August 2007
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I tried the game when I first watched and it didn't work. I heard the sound and felt happy that I was shooting people in the face. Time to go on a killing spree.
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MiquelFire
Member #3,110
January 2003
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Thanks for reminding me to play this. I couldn't play it at home. (lack of ram or a fast enough CPU, maybe both) --- |
Kotlet
Member #10,714
February 2009
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This is the ultimate game. Now my role as a game designer is pointless... |
TestSubject
Member #8,989
August 2007
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Redesign this so the screen doesn't go red during the action segments. I need to fuel my psychopathic bloodlust.
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Ron Novy
Member #6,982
March 2006
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Oh crap I knew that chick... I recognize her blue eyes... One blew this way and one blew that way... Horrible game, funny story. ---- |
Kotlet
Member #10,714
February 2009
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TestSubject said: Redesign this so the screen doesn't go red during the action segments. I need to fuel my psychopathic bloodlust. Yeah, that's the idea! I'll add some mutant enemies or something and we have a perfect spin-off! I'll easily make millions! Muahaha |
TestSubject
Member #8,989
August 2007
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Make it so you can rape them at the same time to grab everyone's interest.
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LennyLen
Member #5,313
December 2004
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So I guess the game actually does play? I tried twice, but both times it froze during the loading stage.
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Ron Novy
Member #6,982
March 2006
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It's crap... You'd have to have an IQ below 60 to enjoy that shit... ---- |
TestSubject
Member #8,989
August 2007
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Are you being sarcastic or ignorant? It isn't supposed to be entertaining as a game. It's the Onion.
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Karadoc ~~
Member #2,749
September 2002
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Ron Novy said: It's crap... You'd have to have an IQ below 60 to enjoy that shit... You need to accept that different people like different things. Just because someone likes something that you don't like doesn't mean they are stupid. ----------- |
Mark Oates
Member #1,146
March 2001
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Karadoc++ -- |
someone972
Member #7,719
August 2006
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Did anyone else notice that there is an atari logo on the shirt of AJ in the first picture of him (in the video)? ______________________________________ |
OICW
Member #4,069
November 2003
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I got lots of laugh when watching those conversation intermezzos. [My website][CppReference][Pixelate][Allegators worldwide][Who's online] |
CursedTyrant
Member #7,080
April 2006
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It ate over 500MBs of RAM and froze during the "intro". Enough said. --------- |
MiquelFire
Member #3,110
January 2003
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It may have been close to 1GB, how much of that was just waste from Firefox, I don't know, but with only 1GB of RAM, my home system just didn't like it one bit! --- |
LennyLen
Member #5,313
December 2004
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MiquelFire said: It may have been close to 1GB, how much of that was just waste from Firefox, I don't know, but with only 1GB of RAM, my home system just didn't like it one bit! Ah, that would explain the problem I had. The computer I tried it on only has 512Mb RAM, and hardly anything free on the HD for swap space.
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kazzmir
Member #1,786
December 2001
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My computer only has 640k of ram, I figured that was enough to run today's applications!!!!!!!!!!1111111111 Just kidding, I have 4 gigs. |
Albin Engström
Member #8,110
December 2006
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Not funny.. I thought it was an actuall game and now I'm dissapointed. |
Mark Oates
Member #1,146
March 2001
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I'm dumb! edit: awe dangit!! the tags between the letters trick doesn't work anymore. nooooooooo!!! -- |
BAF
Member #2,981
December 2002
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I have 8 gigs. Beat that. |
amber
Member #6,783
January 2006
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Arthur Kalliokoski
Second in Command
February 2005
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I'm dumb too! {"name":"598277","src":"\/\/djungxnpq2nug.cloudfront.net\/image\/cache\/f\/4\/f48469d7bbe8af012feae6be32ce454e.jpg","w":375,"h":482,"tn":"\/\/djungxnpq2nug.cloudfront.net\/image\/cache\/f\/4\/f48469d7bbe8af012feae6be32ce454e"} They all watch too much MSNBC... they get ideas. |
Seppl
Member #4,656
May 2004
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what a poor game... __________________________________ |
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