I had sex long time before being married and still, and I'll never do a Christian ceremony.

I'm a criminal at each Christians eyes and will stay like that.

You ask for sin ? I'm all the sins you can fear: I'm French !

My mother just got married three times and divorced two.

If God or anyone isn't pleased with my condition of life, let me state that my condition does not engage yours. Go and sweep on front oy your door before coming and tell me what I have to do.

More precisely: If God or anyone isn't pleased, let it come down here and I'll kick his back so hard that he'll never be able to sit again.

If you remember God has nothing to approve or not: we have gained our free mind party with him.

But He is omnipotent.

I don't want to start anything but... How does the woman know he has actually forgiven her? Does he come down and tell her?

I suppose if you're talking about the thermal temperature of the taco, you could make it so hot it was a chunk of carbon, in which case it's not a taco anymore.

Spiciness, not so much.

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Yes, God can make a taco so spicy that He Himself can't eat it. But He won't.
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Have a happy life!

If it helps, I was drunk and figured if I proposed I'd get some sex that night as she was looking particularly tasty.

The only downside was she still remembered the day after. Still, I've been married 13 years so my heart must have been in the right place

Ah, but surely, in his Almightyness, he can then proceed to make the taco less spicey so that he can eat it again!

He can and still eat it. Why? Because he is God. No explanation necessary. Why do you guys try to bring logic here?

You don't need logic for this, just a few bible quotes and faith! Join us!

This again? The Bible says God isn't omnipotent. Perfectly logical. Get off it you cretins.

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I wondered why this thread's post count ballooned ...

I've the same thoughts about various stock indices..

What we believe is irrelevant. When people understand that there won't be 500 denominations.

During a gameday at work, we were playing Marvel vs. Capcom 3 and me and another fellow got into a disagreement because I was doing supers with qcf+2P like always and he said it was unfair because they had changed the controls from qcfqcf+P like in the previous Vs games and he wasn't used to it. Um, what? Checked online ... nope, it's always been qcf+2P in Vs, quit making excuses.

I said it in the last thread; the Bible lists things God can't do. Ergo, not omnipotent. Belief is irrelevant, and reality pisses on your comfort zone.

Anyway. Since I don't believe gods exist, whether they're omnipotent or not is a somewhat irrelevant and pointless question, a bit similar to "who would win in a fight, Batman or Superman?". Just pointed out that different people, although they all identify themselves as Christian (or believers otherwise), say different and conflicting things. If that annoys you and upsets you, well, tough.