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Joke time again.
OICW
Member #4,069
November 2003
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Ok let's try something else:
On the wild west a man comes into the saloon and from the doors he shoots the glass in the barmans hand and says:
"I'm Billy the kid."
Later another man comes into the saloon and shoots of the barmans cigar and says:
"I'm Lucky Luke."
Later comes third man into the same saloon and shoots off the barmans head and says:
"I'm sorry."

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miran
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June 2002

Such lameness... :'(

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An Ly
Member #185
April 2000
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A man walks into a bar with a bit of tarmac under his arm and says to the barman:

"A beer for me and one for the road thanks"

Derezo
Member #1,666
April 2001
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Such lameness... :'(

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Andrei Ellman
Member #3,434
April 2003

A man walks into a bar...

Ouch!

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Derezo
Member #1,666
April 2001
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That one works good verbally. :P

"Ok, I got one. So this man walks into a bar and says 'Ouch!'" ;)

Another verbal one..

Knock Knock.
"Who's there?"
Interrupting pirate.
"Inter"--- ARRRR!!

(Hopefully the control flow of the joke is clear enough)

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Andrei Ellman
Member #3,434
April 2003

A Scottsman walks into a bar...

Och!

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gnolam
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March 2002
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A dyslexic walks into a bra...

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Archon
Member #4,195
January 2004
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An allegroid walks into a bar.

Wait, allegroids don't go outside...

Inphernic
Member #1,111
March 2001

Enjoy your H5N1.

Joel Pettersson
Member #4,187
January 2004

What's brown and sounds like a bell?

DUNG!

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