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Whiskey Bottle - Any Way To Stop Drips Without "Tools"? |
bamccaig
Member #7,536
July 2006
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I happen to know that some well respected members that used to be regulars here have spent a number of years serving drinks in bars. I've been drinking scotch and a few other straight whiskeys for a few years and I've found that when it comes to the straight whiskey varieties there always seems to be a drip running down the bottle when I pick it back up. It's a minor inconvenience. I've never been in a situation where I'm sharing or even in the company of non-family so I just lick the neck of the bottle. Nevertheless, if there's a trick to eliminate that drip I'd sure love to perfect it. I've tried what I can think of and nothing ever seems to work. My brother did give me some plastic "pourers" that fit in the mouth of the bottle and poor more smoothly. I guess sort of like they'd use in a bar. They work pretty well. Thing is, I cannot afford to drink 1/4 bottle a night so most nights I might only pour a glass or two. It's a lot of hassle to install a pourer, pour a glass, and then put it all away again. On a side note, the "missus" seems to have "hidden" my pourers so there's a chance they're all in the garbage. -- acc.js | al4anim - Allegro 4 Animation library | Allegro 5 VS/NuGet Guide | Allegro.cc Mockup | Allegro.cc <code> Tag | Allegro 4 Timer Example (w/ Semaphores) | Allegro 5 "Winpkg" (MSVC readme) | Bambot | Blog | C++ STL Container Flowchart | Castopulence Software | Check Return Values | Derail? | Is This A Discussion? Flow Chart | Filesystem Hierarchy Standard | Clean Code Talks - Global State and Singletons | How To Use Header Files | GNU/Linux (Debian, Fedora, Gentoo) | rot (rot13, rot47, rotN) | Streaming |
Elias
Member #358
May 2000
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Just drink out of the bottle! -- |
bamccaig
Member #7,536
July 2006
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Last time I did that I drank about 21 oz of tequila in a few of hours. I'd be standing there talking to somebody, lose my balance (we were outside), and fall straight like a board flat onto my back. One second I'm looking at eye level, the next I'm staring at the stars. Then I'd get up and do it again. I was scary drunk. I don't intend to do that ever again. -- acc.js | al4anim - Allegro 4 Animation library | Allegro 5 VS/NuGet Guide | Allegro.cc Mockup | Allegro.cc <code> Tag | Allegro 4 Timer Example (w/ Semaphores) | Allegro 5 "Winpkg" (MSVC readme) | Bambot | Blog | C++ STL Container Flowchart | Castopulence Software | Check Return Values | Derail? | Is This A Discussion? Flow Chart | Filesystem Hierarchy Standard | Clean Code Talks - Global State and Singletons | How To Use Header Files | GNU/Linux (Debian, Fedora, Gentoo) | rot (rot13, rot47, rotN) | Streaming |
Eric Johnson
Member #14,841
January 2013
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bamccaig said: I was scary drunk. So basically a drunk Hulk? Frighteningly powerful, but too inebriated to pose a real threat? "I'm gettin' druunk... you won't laik meee when aim druuuh*burp*nk!!..! " Why is there no smiley with a big ale emote on the forum?
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bamccaig
Member #7,536
July 2006
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Not scary like threatening. Scary like it's lucky I didn't die. Hell, nevermind the risk of alcohol poisoning. I could have easily cracked my skull open on a rock one of the times I got laid out on the ground in the woods! -- acc.js | al4anim - Allegro 4 Animation library | Allegro 5 VS/NuGet Guide | Allegro.cc Mockup | Allegro.cc <code> Tag | Allegro 4 Timer Example (w/ Semaphores) | Allegro 5 "Winpkg" (MSVC readme) | Bambot | Blog | C++ STL Container Flowchart | Castopulence Software | Check Return Values | Derail? | Is This A Discussion? Flow Chart | Filesystem Hierarchy Standard | Clean Code Talks - Global State and Singletons | How To Use Header Files | GNU/Linux (Debian, Fedora, Gentoo) | rot (rot13, rot47, rotN) | Streaming |
Eric Johnson
Member #14,841
January 2013
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Maybe it'd be a good idea to wear a helmet during heavy drinking? Silliness aside, the office manager for an office I do work for has a husband who is a big drinker. Earlier this year, he lost his balance while slap drunk at a bar and hit his head on the corner edge of a table. It left a sizable gash on the side of his head. He was fortunate not to have died. But he did not learn his lesson, I guess, because soon after he was incredibly drunk on a Mardi Gras parade float where he fell and broke his arm. He nearly lost his job on that one, as he is some sort of trucker (not sure of the extent), and he was unable to pull himself into his vehicle after breaking his arm. I hear he now works in an office job at the same company, rather than as a driver. I hope for his sake that he stops drinking to the state of being stupidly drunk.
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bamccaig
Member #7,536
July 2006
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That is indeed stupid drunk, or at least, drinking and then attempting things you should not (like being on a parade float). Albeit, neither of those sounds all that bad (though could have been worse). I know somebody that [allegedly] fell on the corner of a coffee table while drunk. The end result ended up being 3 broken ribs, which was bad enough, but he put off going to the hospital for a few days, and when he finally did go they misdiagnosed him and sent him home. A day later he was driving to work and something just didn't feel right so he drove to the emergency room. They checked him and I think a rib had punctured something and he was bleeding internally. I think he was practically at the point of passing out from it. They immediately rushed him into surgery, as I recall. The doctors said if he hadn't gotten there when he did he could have died from it. I try to maintain a controlled drunkiness since once you're drunk it doesn't get any better the more smashed you get. Once you're drunk you just want to maintain that level. Slow down and you'll sober up. Any more and you could lose control and potentially do something you regret, like puking, lashing out at people for no reason, or hurting yourself. -- acc.js | al4anim - Allegro 4 Animation library | Allegro 5 VS/NuGet Guide | Allegro.cc Mockup | Allegro.cc <code> Tag | Allegro 4 Timer Example (w/ Semaphores) | Allegro 5 "Winpkg" (MSVC readme) | Bambot | Blog | C++ STL Container Flowchart | Castopulence Software | Check Return Values | Derail? | Is This A Discussion? Flow Chart | Filesystem Hierarchy Standard | Clean Code Talks - Global State and Singletons | How To Use Header Files | GNU/Linux (Debian, Fedora, Gentoo) | rot (rot13, rot47, rotN) | Streaming |
Edgar Reynaldo
Major Reynaldo
May 2007
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If you're a drunk and you know it take a drink. Glug glug. If you're a drunk and you know it take a drink. Glug glug. Seriously, get some help. Go to an AA meeting or something. You're wasting your time, money, and health on something that steals your memory, makes you make bad decisions, and doesn't actually solve any of your real problems. My Website! | EAGLE GUI Library Demos | My Deviant Art Gallery | Spiraloid Preview | A4 FontMaker | Skyline! (Missile Defense) Eagle and Allegro 5 binaries | Older Allegro 4 and 5 binaries | Allegro 5 compile guide |
bamccaig
Member #7,536
July 2006
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That post started out so positive and then took a nose dive. Define a "drunk". Strictly speaking, the definition of a drunk is an intoxicated person. Everybody is "a drunk (noun)" while they're drinking, and not a drunk while they're sober. That's pretty useless. If you mean an "alcoholic" i.e., somebody addicted to alcohol then you'd probably got me, albeit I'm a functioning alcoholic, and even more than that, I'm capable of not drinking for a period of time greater than a week, but thus far not proven more than a month. I technically can stop, but I "suffer" from various conditions if I do. Some of them related to alcohol dependence, and some of them, I argue, conditions that are treated by the alcohol explaining the routine consumption and therefore addiction. For example, "social anxiety" may be one such explanation. I the health care system was better maybe I could find a satisfactory alternative, but I do not see that as a possibility at this time. On to your points:
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Edgar Reynaldo
Major Reynaldo
May 2007
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All I can say : Taking a dip in DeNile is the surest way to be eaten by a crocodile... My Website! | EAGLE GUI Library Demos | My Deviant Art Gallery | Spiraloid Preview | A4 FontMaker | Skyline! (Missile Defense) Eagle and Allegro 5 binaries | Older Allegro 4 and 5 binaries | Allegro 5 compile guide |
Eric Johnson
Member #14,841
January 2013
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All things in moderation. But whatever you do, please try to be safe when you drink. One bad slip up is all it takes to hit your head and die.
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bamccaig
Member #7,536
July 2006
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In all fairness, you could hit your head and die while sober just about as easily. We're actually pretty fragile, but we have some automation built in that generally protects us. And we're also pretty robust too when you consider it. You can lose hours watching fail videos on YouTube that prove both. Certainly you should always drink responsibly though. I try to. I never chance driving if I'm drinking even a little bit. I try to consume the routine stuff most of the time, and new stuff I take my time learning. The odd time you might get me feeling like I'm 19/21 again, but only if you're buying. -- acc.js | al4anim - Allegro 4 Animation library | Allegro 5 VS/NuGet Guide | Allegro.cc Mockup | Allegro.cc <code> Tag | Allegro 4 Timer Example (w/ Semaphores) | Allegro 5 "Winpkg" (MSVC readme) | Bambot | Blog | C++ STL Container Flowchart | Castopulence Software | Check Return Values | Derail? | Is This A Discussion? Flow Chart | Filesystem Hierarchy Standard | Clean Code Talks - Global State and Singletons | How To Use Header Files | GNU/Linux (Debian, Fedora, Gentoo) | rot (rot13, rot47, rotN) | Streaming |
Gideon Weems
Member #3,925
October 2003
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When pouring milk from a glass bottle, I sometimes give the neck a solid tap to break the final drop's polar bond on the bottle lip. This is easier when the drop clings to a lip edge, as opposed to a side. Normally, however, I simply rest the pouring bottle's lip (not neck) firmly against the receiving glass's lip while pouring. Milk is better than whiskey, and I hope you drink more of the former--though Monkey Shoulder is as fine a mixed malt as you will ever taste. |
Polybios
Member #12,293
October 2010
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bamccaig said: 21 oz of tequila While I don't have anything against tequila, drinking oz would make me feel bad. |
LennyLen
Member #5,313
December 2004
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Samuel Henderson
Member #3,757
August 2003
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Hmmm.... Can't you get one of those fancy spigot things you see in the liquor bottles at bars? I always thought their intended purpose was to 'auto-measure' 1 ounce quantities but an apparent side effect is that they also prevent drips! Edit: ================================================= |
LennyLen
Member #5,313
December 2004
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Also, you can just leave the nip pourers on, unless it takes you more than a couple of months to get through a bottle. Unless you live in a ridiculously hot and arid climate, evaporation at ~40ABV isn't going to be an issue.
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bamccaig
Member #7,536
July 2006
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I do turn the bottle, but it doesn't seem to help with the whiskey bottles. In probably 30 bottles or so I've never once managed to not have a drip running down the bottle. I suppose I could try to find or buy some nip pourers and rely on that. -- acc.js | al4anim - Allegro 4 Animation library | Allegro 5 VS/NuGet Guide | Allegro.cc Mockup | Allegro.cc <code> Tag | Allegro 4 Timer Example (w/ Semaphores) | Allegro 5 "Winpkg" (MSVC readme) | Bambot | Blog | C++ STL Container Flowchart | Castopulence Software | Check Return Values | Derail? | Is This A Discussion? Flow Chart | Filesystem Hierarchy Standard | Clean Code Talks - Global State and Singletons | How To Use Header Files | GNU/Linux (Debian, Fedora, Gentoo) | rot (rot13, rot47, rotN) | Streaming |
LennyLen
Member #5,313
December 2004
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Do you have shaky hands?
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bamccaig
Member #7,536
July 2006
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Not really. Honestly, I think it's just the design of the whiskey bottles. It seems impossible to not get a drip. I don't have an issue pouring anything else. -- acc.js | al4anim - Allegro 4 Animation library | Allegro 5 VS/NuGet Guide | Allegro.cc Mockup | Allegro.cc <code> Tag | Allegro 4 Timer Example (w/ Semaphores) | Allegro 5 "Winpkg" (MSVC readme) | Bambot | Blog | C++ STL Container Flowchart | Castopulence Software | Check Return Values | Derail? | Is This A Discussion? Flow Chart | Filesystem Hierarchy Standard | Clean Code Talks - Global State and Singletons | How To Use Header Files | GNU/Linux (Debian, Fedora, Gentoo) | rot (rot13, rot47, rotN) | Streaming |
LennyLen
Member #5,313
December 2004
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Maybe. Seems a bit odd though. I've poured from a hell of a lot of bottles in my lifetime and I've never noticed that with a particular brand's bottle (there are some bottles that do not fit pourers as well as others though, which can lead to dripping. McKenna bourbon I'm looking straight at you!).
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