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Derezo
Member #1,666
April 2001
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Tonight I drank some Macallan, wandered into the Neon Moon, drank some MGD, played some pool, wandered off into Up's N' Downs, and then took a taxi home. I was positive I had the barmaid at Up's N' Downs. Her name was Octavia and she referenced another Octavia and I provided her with additional information about the other Ovtavia because my sister was friends with her though elementary school and high school... she thought I was being random but I knew the exact other Octavia she was referencing and it was weird omg! I EVEN PLAYED THE UKELELE WHICH I HAD CONCEALED FOR SUCH AN OCCASION She was playing with her hair constantly. Dog gambit! I feel like a sex machine that's run out of fuel. I hate everyone "He who controls the stuffing controls the Universe" |
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bamccaig
Member #7,536
July 2006
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Derezo wins the thread. -- acc.js | al4anim - Allegro 4 Animation library | Allegro 5 VS/NuGet Guide | Allegro.cc Mockup | Allegro.cc <code> Tag | Allegro 4 Timer Example (w/ Semaphores) | Allegro 5 "Winpkg" (MSVC readme) | Bambot | Blog | C++ STL Container Flowchart | Castopulence Software | Check Return Values | Derail? | Is This A Discussion? Flow Chart | Filesystem Hierarchy Standard | Clean Code Talks - Global State and Singletons | How To Use Header Files | GNU/Linux (Debian, Fedora, Gentoo) | rot (rot13, rot47, rotN) | Streaming |
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Derezo
Member #1,666
April 2001
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Where can I exchange my threads for pussy? "He who controls the stuffing controls the Universe" |
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Thomas Fjellstrom
Member #476
June 2000
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Derezo said: Where can I exchange my threads for pussy? She seemed interested, why didn't you pursue? -- |
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pkrcel
Member #14,001
February 2012
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He lost his senses soon enuff, that's why. It is unlikely that Google shares your distaste for capitalism. - Derezo |
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Bob Keane
Member #7,342
June 2006
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SonShadowCat said: I must say it's a weird experience to be with a woman who, by all rights, should be way out of my league. I asked her out on a date and now she's planning the whole date as a surprise. Enjoy the ride. Don't think about the mechanics of motion. By reading this sig, I, the reader, agree to render my soul to Bob Keane. I, the reader, understand this is a legally binding contract and freely render my soul. |
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bamccaig
Member #7,536
July 2006
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-- acc.js | al4anim - Allegro 4 Animation library | Allegro 5 VS/NuGet Guide | Allegro.cc Mockup | Allegro.cc <code> Tag | Allegro 4 Timer Example (w/ Semaphores) | Allegro 5 "Winpkg" (MSVC readme) | Bambot | Blog | C++ STL Container Flowchart | Castopulence Software | Check Return Values | Derail? | Is This A Discussion? Flow Chart | Filesystem Hierarchy Standard | Clean Code Talks - Global State and Singletons | How To Use Header Files | GNU/Linux (Debian, Fedora, Gentoo) | rot (rot13, rot47, rotN) | Streaming |
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Derezo
Member #1,666
April 2001
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I was right hammered. "He who controls the stuffing controls the Universe" |
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Arthur Kalliokoski
Second in Command
February 2005
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Derezo said: I was right hammered. Trying to get nailed? Threads help, along with the pimp hat and platform shoes. They all watch too much MSNBC... they get ideas. |
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bamccaig
Member #7,536
July 2006
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Derezo said: I was right honest.
FTFY. If I knew the answer to your question I would have cashed mine in already. -- acc.js | al4anim - Allegro 4 Animation library | Allegro 5 VS/NuGet Guide | Allegro.cc Mockup | Allegro.cc <code> Tag | Allegro 4 Timer Example (w/ Semaphores) | Allegro 5 "Winpkg" (MSVC readme) | Bambot | Blog | C++ STL Container Flowchart | Castopulence Software | Check Return Values | Derail? | Is This A Discussion? Flow Chart | Filesystem Hierarchy Standard | Clean Code Talks - Global State and Singletons | How To Use Header Files | GNU/Linux (Debian, Fedora, Gentoo) | rot (rot13, rot47, rotN) | Streaming |
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Derezo
Member #1,666
April 2001
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I wasn't trying to get nailed. Every day is an adventure! Meeting new people has gotten more fun over the last couple years. "He who controls the stuffing controls the Universe" |
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bamccaig
Member #7,536
July 2006
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Derezo said: I wasn't trying to get nailed.
Derezo said:
Where can I exchange my threads for pussy?
Derezo said: I was right hammered.
Sounds to me like you were trying to find a nail to hammer. -- acc.js | al4anim - Allegro 4 Animation library | Allegro 5 VS/NuGet Guide | Allegro.cc Mockup | Allegro.cc <code> Tag | Allegro 4 Timer Example (w/ Semaphores) | Allegro 5 "Winpkg" (MSVC readme) | Bambot | Blog | C++ STL Container Flowchart | Castopulence Software | Check Return Values | Derail? | Is This A Discussion? Flow Chart | Filesystem Hierarchy Standard | Clean Code Talks - Global State and Singletons | How To Use Header Files | GNU/Linux (Debian, Fedora, Gentoo) | rot (rot13, rot47, rotN) | Streaming |
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Aren't we all? 
