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Dating Woes
Neil Walker
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April 2000
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Onewing said:

which may be granted if my wife stumbles upon this post

Chances are slim. I believe we've had two girls in the past 10 years at allegro.cc

One of which posted a single message (probably by mistake) and the other arguably was Matthew in disguise.

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Matthew Leverton
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January 1999
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Or I could be a woman, disguised as a man. (How else could I possibly give such great dating advice?) What a twist that would be in the final chapter.

Specter Phoenix
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July 2001
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Or I could be a woman, disguised as a man. (How else could I possibly give such great dating advice?) What a twist that would be in the final chapter.

Or gay....

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Thomas Fjellstrom
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June 2000
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Or I could be a woman, disguised as a man. (How else could I possibly give such great dating advice?) What a twist that would be in the final chapter.

I hate to say this, but you make for a really ugly woman.

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pkrcel
Member #14,001
February 2012

I hate to say this, but you make for a really ugly woman.

but it would be a great twist, even greater as to what you just said ;D ;D ;D

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Arthur Kalliokoski
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February 2005
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He's no eye candy as a guy, either. OTOH, I don't have the right hormones to judge...

“Throughout history, poverty is the normal condition of man. Advances which permit this norm to be exceeded — here and there, now and then — are the work of an extremely small minority, frequently despised, often condemned, and almost always opposed by all right-thinking people. Whenever this tiny minority is kept from creating, or (as sometimes happens) is driven out of a society, the people then slip back into abject poverty. This is known as "bad luck.”

― Robert A. Heinlein

23yrold3yrold
Member #1,134
March 2001
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"Dating Woes"? Why would you date a woe? Hoes before woes, dude.

(apologies if this joke has been done already)

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jmasterx
Member #11,410
October 2009

Oh, that makes everything feel more complete! :

woe < hoe < bro

I think I remember seeing this in Dr. Leverton's The Perfect Relationship : A General Equation to Her Heart

Neil Walker
Member #210
April 2000
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Or gay....

I doubt it. Where Matthew lives they hang gays.

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Arthur Kalliokoski
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February 2005
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Old biddy to Brigham Young (Mormon): "How many wives do you have?"
Brigham Young: "I've got 16 wives!"
Old biddy: "Scandalous! You should be hung!"
Brigham Young: "Not to worry, I am!"

“Throughout history, poverty is the normal condition of man. Advances which permit this norm to be exceeded — here and there, now and then — are the work of an extremely small minority, frequently despised, often condemned, and almost always opposed by all right-thinking people. Whenever this tiny minority is kept from creating, or (as sometimes happens) is driven out of a society, the people then slip back into abject poverty. This is known as "bad luck.”

― Robert A. Heinlein

Samuel Henderson
Member #3,757
August 2003
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Old biddy to Brigham Young (Mormon): "How many wives do you have?"
Brigham Young: "I've got 16 wives!"
Old biddy: "Scandalous! You should be hung!"
Brigham Young: "Not to worry, I am!"

Hah! I like it. Got any more?

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Onewing: Because it is a pthread: a thread for me to pee on.

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