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Cat pageant
Chris Katko
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January 2002
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Neil Walker
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April 2000
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Right, I'm bored with cats now. Given I'm the OP that means I'm the judge of this beauty pageant ;)

Naturally, my cats win however in true FIFA openness fashion and to avoid cries of cheat, the winner of the 2010 cat pageant is Goalie Ca's brown and white cat.

Next up is the best thread award....

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Thomas Fjellstrom
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June 2000
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CHEAT! My cat is better and you know it.

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Mark Oates
Member #1,146
March 2001
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This is bullshit. It's wrong to exploit these cats like they're just pieces of meat.

Arthur Kalliokoski
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February 2005
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May I present...

PSYCHO KITTY!!!111

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It's a fifty-fifty chance if he'll act like you're chasing him with a meat cleaver when you're simply walking past, and apparently he spends half his time running from hallucinations. He belongs to a former roomie who hasn't seen fit to fetch him yet :P.

And Neil's cats reminded me of this:

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They all watch too much MSNBC... they get ideas.

Trent Gamblin
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April 2000
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My dog would eat all of your cats. Here she is just finishing one off:

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LennyLen
Member #5,313
December 2004
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My dog would eat all of your cats.

My cat used to beat up my gf's mother's full-grown mastiff. He eventually just ran away whenever he saw her.

gnolam
Member #2,030
March 2002
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That's not a dog. That's an overgrown rat.

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Trent Gamblin
Member #261
April 2000
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That's a big mean tuff canine there boys. We live in the mountains where she chases bears away and the wolves take the long way 'round our house.

Sekhar Bhattacharya
Member #11,737
March 2010

All the cats (and dogs ???) are nice, they all win! ::)

Goalie Ca
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July 2002
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Goalie, out of interest is your white cat with the blue eyes deaf?

Nope, but she's almost mute. She has a very weak voice usually.

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Arthur Kalliokoski
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February 2005
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My dog would eat all of your cats.

Old joke:
Man walks into a bar and asks
"Excuse me! Does anyone in here own the Rottweiler outside?"
A big biker turns and says "Yeah! I do! Why?".
The man replies "I think my chihuahua just killed it."
The biker, incredulous, shouts "What? I raised that dog from a pup to be a killer! No chihuahua could possibly hurt him!"
The man responds, "I'm sorry, but I think your Rottie choked on him."

They all watch too much MSNBC... they get ideas.

Thomas Fjellstrom
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June 2000
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Goalie Ca said:

Nope, but she's almost mute. She has a very weak voice usually.

I thought jasper was semi mute for the longest time. Turns out he just preferred to squeek after learning it from my sister's cats. These days he has a good voice, when he feels the need, he can make him self heard.

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Timorg
Member #2,028
March 2002

Thus I present Bok Choy. She might be a little bit of a pain sometimes, and has actually peed on a live power board. She is just a blue Burmese, nothing special. I am putting her up for the "cat with the stupidest name" award

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Edit: Excuse the bad quality phone photo.

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Chris Katko
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January 2002
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Johan Halmén
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September 2001

I've heard of dog owners that start to look like their pets.

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MiquelFire
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January 2003
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Wait... is it just me or, in Chris' post, does the picture in the post has better colors than his avatar?

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Johan Halmén
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September 2001

He must feed him with fish oil.

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Slartibartfast
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June 2007
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Timorg said:

Thus I present Bok Choy. She might be a little bit of a pain sometimes, and has actually peed on a live power board. She is just a blue Burmese, nothing special. I am putting her up for the "cat with the stupidest name" award

How about "cat with most misleading breed name", what with not actually being blue.

Also, 8789.png <-definite victory for cuteness :P

Chris Katko
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January 2002
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Quote:

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<-definite victory for cuteness

I'm new to sex. Is that a vagina?

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Bob Keane
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June 2006

It's a fifty-fifty chance if he'll act like you're chasing him with a meat cleaver when you're simply walking past, and apparently he spends half his time running from hallucinations.

A former housemate had two cats, one who loved running away when I entered the room. I chased him and I became his best friend. I miss the cat, not the housemate.

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Slartibartfast
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June 2007
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I'm new to sex. Is that a vagina?

No, it is not a vagina. But don't let that ruin your confidence, you know confidence is important for attracting girls. (I'm assuming you are a heterosexual male because you associate sex with vaginas and yet don't know what they look like.)

Timorg
Member #2,028
March 2002

How about "cat with most misleading breed name", what with not actually being blue.

Well technically she is a blue colour. She is a British Burmese. :P

Sorry I am de-reailing the rail.

(I'm assuming you are a heterosexual male because you associate sex with vaginas and yet don't know what they look like.)

He could be of the homosexual persuasion, and just wanting to know what to avoid. :)

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Chris Katko
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January 2002
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Timorg said:

He could be of the homosexual persuasion, and just wanting to know what to avoid.

I like turtles.

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Timorg
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March 2002

Oh so you are a helonaphile?

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