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Chris Katko
Member #1,881
January 2002
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{"name":"602812","src":"\/\/djungxnpq2nug.cloudfront.net\/image\/cache\/7\/4\/74df6bf67304beea6f60f413cf7babeb.jpg","w":1600,"h":1200,"tn":"\/\/djungxnpq2nug.cloudfront.net\/image\/cache\/7\/4\/74df6bf67304beea6f60f413cf7babeb"} -----sig: |
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Neil Walker
Member #210
April 2000
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Right, I'm bored with cats now. Given I'm the OP that means I'm the judge of this beauty pageant Naturally, my cats win however in true FIFA openness fashion and to avoid cries of cheat, the winner of the 2010 cat pageant is Goalie Ca's brown and white cat. Next up is the best thread award.... Neil. wii:0356-1384-6687-2022, kart:3308-4806-6002. XBOX:chucklepie |
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Thomas Fjellstrom
Member #476
June 2000
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CHEAT! My cat is better and you know it. -- |
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Mark Oates
Member #1,146
March 2001
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This is bullshit. It's wrong to exploit these cats like they're just pieces of meat. -- |
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Arthur Kalliokoski
Second in Command
February 2005
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May I present... PSYCHO KITTY!!!111 {"name":"602815","src":"\/\/djungxnpq2nug.cloudfront.net\/image\/cache\/5\/e\/5e1770e8dbdc93d2c0aaef71836c8415.jpg","w":627,"h":420,"tn":"\/\/djungxnpq2nug.cloudfront.net\/image\/cache\/5\/e\/5e1770e8dbdc93d2c0aaef71836c8415"} It's a fifty-fifty chance if he'll act like you're chasing him with a meat cleaver when you're simply walking past, and apparently he spends half his time running from hallucinations. He belongs to a former roomie who hasn't seen fit to fetch him yet And Neil's cats reminded me of this: {"name":"funny-pictures-cat-bit-a-squid.jpg","src":"\/\/djungxnpq2nug.cloudfront.net\/image\/cache\/2\/5\/25a2156f65eb96d0672b5e5598848765.jpg","w":500,"h":375,"tn":"\/\/djungxnpq2nug.cloudfront.net\/image\/cache\/2\/5\/25a2156f65eb96d0672b5e5598848765"} They all watch too much MSNBC... they get ideas. |
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Trent Gamblin
Member #261
April 2000
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My dog would eat all of your cats. Here she is just finishing one off: {"name":"602816","src":"\/\/djungxnpq2nug.cloudfront.net\/image\/cache\/f\/5\/f5639863ba7bc68b2f3b6f7f01087167.jpg","w":1632,"h":1224,"tn":"\/\/djungxnpq2nug.cloudfront.net\/image\/cache\/f\/5\/f5639863ba7bc68b2f3b6f7f01087167"}
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LennyLen
Member #5,313
December 2004
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Trent Gamblin said: My dog would eat all of your cats. My cat used to beat up my gf's mother's full-grown mastiff. He eventually just ran away whenever he saw her.
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gnolam
Member #2,030
March 2002
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That's not a dog. That's an overgrown rat. -- |
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Trent Gamblin
Member #261
April 2000
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That's a big mean tuff canine there boys. We live in the mountains where she chases bears away and the wolves take the long way 'round our house.
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Sekhar Bhattacharya
Member #11,737
March 2010
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All the cats (and dogs |
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Goalie Ca
Member #2,579
July 2002
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Neil Walker said: Goalie, out of interest is your white cat with the blue eyes deaf? Nope, but she's almost mute. She has a very weak voice usually. ------------- |
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Arthur Kalliokoski
Second in Command
February 2005
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Trent Gamblin said: My dog would eat all of your cats. Old joke: They all watch too much MSNBC... they get ideas. |
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Thomas Fjellstrom
Member #476
June 2000
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Goalie Ca said: Nope, but she's almost mute. She has a very weak voice usually. I thought jasper was semi mute for the longest time. Turns out he just preferred to squeek after learning it from my sister's cats. These days he has a good voice, when he feels the need, he can make him self heard. -- |
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Timorg
Member #2,028
March 2002
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Thus I present Bok Choy. She might be a little bit of a pain sometimes, and has actually peed on a live power board. She is just a blue Burmese, nothing special. I am putting her up for the "cat with the stupidest name" award {"name":"602817","src":"\/\/djungxnpq2nug.cloudfront.net\/image\/cache\/1\/8\/1871f3803ca922c25864f196115b4c79.jpg","w":800,"h":600,"tn":"\/\/djungxnpq2nug.cloudfront.net\/image\/cache\/1\/8\/1871f3803ca922c25864f196115b4c79"} Edit: Excuse the bad quality phone photo. ____________________________________________________________________________________________ |
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Chris Katko
Member #1,881
January 2002
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Johan Halmén
Member #1,550
September 2001
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I've heard of dog owners that start to look like their pets. ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ Years of thorough research have revealed that what people find beautiful about the Mandelbrot set is not the set itself, but all the rest. |
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MiquelFire
Member #3,110
January 2003
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Wait... is it just me or, in Chris' post, does the picture in the post has better colors than his avatar? --- |
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Johan Halmén
Member #1,550
September 2001
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He must feed him with fish oil. ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ Years of thorough research have revealed that what people find beautiful about the Mandelbrot set is not the set itself, but all the rest. |
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Slartibartfast
Member #8,789
June 2007
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Timorg said: Thus I present Bok Choy. She might be a little bit of a pain sometimes, and has actually peed on a live power board. She is just a blue Burmese, nothing special. I am putting her up for the "cat with the stupidest name" award How about "cat with most misleading breed name", what with not actually being blue. Also, ---- |
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Chris Katko
Member #1,881
January 2002
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I'm new to sex. Is that a vagina? -----sig: |
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Bob Keane
Member #7,342
June 2006
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Arthur Kalliokoski said: It's a fifty-fifty chance if he'll act like you're chasing him with a meat cleaver when you're simply walking past, and apparently he spends half his time running from hallucinations. A former housemate had two cats, one who loved running away when I entered the room. I chased him and I became his best friend. I miss the cat, not the housemate. By reading this sig, I, the reader, agree to render my soul to Bob Keane. I, the reader, understand this is a legally binding contract and freely render my soul. |
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Slartibartfast
Member #8,789
June 2007
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Chris Katko said: I'm new to sex. Is that a vagina? No, it is not a vagina. But don't let that ruin your confidence, you know confidence is important for attracting girls. (I'm assuming you are a heterosexual male because you associate sex with vaginas and yet don't know what they look like.) ---- |
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Timorg
Member #2,028
March 2002
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Slartibartfast said: How about "cat with most misleading breed name", what with not actually being blue.
Well technically she is a blue colour. She is a British Burmese. Sorry I am de-reailing the rail. Slartibartfast said: (I'm assuming you are a heterosexual male because you associate sex with vaginas and yet don't know what they look like.)
He could be of the homosexual persuasion, and just wanting to know what to avoid. ____________________________________________________________________________________________ |
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Chris Katko
Member #1,881
January 2002
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Timorg said: He could be of the homosexual persuasion, and just wanting to know what to avoid. I like turtles. -----sig: |
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Timorg
Member #2,028
March 2002
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Oh so you are a helonaphile? ____________________________________________________________________________________________ |
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) are nice, they all win! 
<-definite victory for cuteness 