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Cody Harris
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March 2004
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Oh, and children... so I can't date hot young single mommies either :P

Haha milfs.

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Neil Black
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October 2006
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20, until October.

yozshura
Member #7,420
June 2006
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I just turned 20 not too long ago

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Samuel Henderson
Member #3,757
August 2003
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I'm 22.

Following the golden rule yeilds 18. Whats the rule for the maximum, or is there even one?

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Neil Black
Member #7,867
October 2006
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The rule for the maximum is (age - 7) * 2. Otherwise you're dating a perv.

Samuel Henderson
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August 2003
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Haha excellent point!

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bamccaig
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July 2006
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BAF
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December 2002
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Thomas Harte
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April 2000
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When I'm 40, I'll hook up with an 18 year old. The good thing about 18 year old women is they are always the same age.

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Johan Halmén
Member #1,550
September 2001

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  • schoolgirl

  • teenager

  • young woman

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Neil Walker
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April 2000
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That is an extremely seedy and sexist argument, not in the least because it suggests that the only thing that matters is physical beauty.

No it isn't, perhaps he's just stating an observation? When I look around I too see that men grow older far more gracefully than women. Women turn fat, short and ugly far quicker than men.

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nonnus29
Member #2,606
August 2002
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When I look around I too see that men grow older far more gracefully than men.

Uhh?

???

Neil Walker
Member #210
April 2000
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google first image returned. I rest my case ;)

{"name":"old_man_and_lady.58134319_std.jpg","src":"\/\/djungxnpq2nug.cloudfront.net\/image\/cache\/e\/f\/efc12ab5e12caad243b3c81a57c16e1e.jpg","w":531,"h":800,"tn":"\/\/djungxnpq2nug.cloudfront.net\/image\/cache\/e\/f\/efc12ab5e12caad243b3c81a57c16e1e"}old_man_and_lady.58134319_std.jpg

second match
{"name":"Old_man_and_woman.jpg","src":"\/\/djungxnpq2nug.cloudfront.net\/image\/cache\/1\/f\/1f59ac10bcc48d5374823fdbcfa4403a.jpg","w":315,"h":397,"tn":"\/\/djungxnpq2nug.cloudfront.net\/image\/cache\/1\/f\/1f59ac10bcc48d5374823fdbcfa4403a"}Old_man_and_woman.jpg

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Vanneto
Member #8,643
May 2007

I was expecting two men in that picture!

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When I look around I too see that men grow older far more gracefully than men.

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Dario ff
Member #10,065
August 2008
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just got 15 a month ago! ;D 8-) I'm dumb!, and I ´ve been programming for 5 years :P...
Not in allegro, but Ruby XD.

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Evert
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November 2000
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I rest my case

Based on that?

Dario ff
Member #10,065
August 2008
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Why the heck didi write I´m Dumb???? i think this keyboardis crazy:P

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imaxcs
Member #4,036
November 2003

Try again! I am sure you get it right this time...

MiquelFire
Member #3,110
January 2003
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I'm dumb! is replaced with "I'm dumb" on theses forums.

Also, note the ' used in that one post.

[edit] Though, seeing as space doesn't seem to work 100% on you keyboard, I'll assume that you keyboard is in fact crazy regardless of the filter this forum has.

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imaxcs
Member #4,036
November 2003

Mah, anytime I try something remotely funny, it won't work.

gnolam
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March 2002
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That's the effect of the second, lesser known forum filter.

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imaxcs
Member #4,036
November 2003

That's what I mean! You can be funny anytime you want. I bet you're not even trying hard, are you?

Mark Oates
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March 2001
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Try again! I am sure you get it right this time...

well, I though it was funny.

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nonnus29
Member #2,606
August 2002
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That's what I mean! You can be funny anytime you want. I bet you're not even trying hard, are you?

It may have something to do with constipated chap who's picture you have as your avatar....

imaxcs
Member #4,036
November 2003

The words "constipated" and "chap" don't make much sense together when I tranlate them to German. Does that mean I look fat? Or angry? :'(



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