Representing a math problem.

Representing a math problem.

chris27wjoyner

Member #9,335

December 2007

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If you're referring to the general gibberish of speaking random words, then anyone can do that. All you have to do is be given to emotions or alcohol. It has been written that the pagans at Corinth did it in the 1st century. That's probably where the Christian church there got the idea.

Yes, there is a lot of false doctrine. And a lot of anti christs.

Jesus ministre did not end with his 12 disciples. Jesus, and his 12 diciples gave us an example to use, to use for what God has called many of us to do.

John:10:16
16And other sheep I have, which are not of this fold: them also I must bring, and they shall hear my voice; and there shall be one fold, and one shepherd.

Matthew: 16:23-25
23But he turned, and said unto Peter, Get thee behind me, Satan: thou art an offence unto me: for thou savourest not the things that be of God, but those that be of men.
24Then said Jesus unto his disciples, If any man will come after me, let him deny himself, and take up his cross, and follow me.
25For whosoever will save his life shall lose it: and whosoever will lose his life for my sake shall find it.

Acts 2:4-21
4And they were all filled with the Holy Ghost, and began to speak with other tongues, as the Spirit gave them utterance.
5And there were dwelling at Jerusalem Jews, devout men, out of every nation under heaven.
6Now when this was noised abroad, the multitude came together, and were confounded, because that every man heard them speak in his own language.
7And they were all amazed and marvelled, saying one to another, Behold, are not all these which speak Galilaeans?
8And how hear we every man in our own tongue, wherein we were born?
9Parthians, and Medes, and Elamites, and the dwellers in Mesopotamia, and in Judaea, and Cappadocia, in Pontus, and Asia,
10Phrygia, and Pamphylia, in Egypt, and in the parts of Libya about Cyrene, and strangers of Rome, Jews and proselytes,
11Cretes and Arabians, we do hear them speak in our tongues the wonderful works of God.
12And they were all amazed, and were in doubt, saying one to another, What meaneth this?
13Others mocking said, These men are full of new wine.
14But Peter, standing up with the eleven, lifted up his voice, and said unto them, Ye men of Judaea, and all ye that dwell at Jerusalem, be this known unto you, and hearken to my words:
15For these are not drunken, as ye suppose, seeing it is but the third hour of the day.
16But this is that which was spoken by the prophet Joel;
17And it shall come to pass in the last days, saith God, I will pour out of my Spirit upon all flesh: and your sons and your daughters shall prophesy, and your young men shall see visions, and your old men shall dream dreams:
18And on my servants and on my handmaidens I will pour out in those days of my Spirit; and they shall prophesy:
19And I will shew wonders in heaven above, and signs in the earth beneath; blood, and fire, and vapour of smoke:
20The sun shall be turned into darkness, and the moon into blood, before the great and notable day of the Lord come:
21And it shall come to pass, that whosoever shall call on the name of the Lord shall be saved.

Also

Mark 9:36-42

36And he took a child, and set him in the midst of them: and when he had taken him in his arms, he said unto them,
37Whosoever shall receive one of such children in my name, receiveth me: and whosoever shall receive me, receiveth not me, but him that sent me.
38And John answered him, saying, Master, we saw one casting out devils in thy name, and he followeth not us: and we forbad him, because he followeth not us.
39But Jesus said, Forbid him not: for there is no man which shall do a miracle in my name, that can lightly speak evil of me.
40For he that is not against us is on our part.
41For whosoever shall give you a cup of water to drink in my name, because ye belong to Christ, verily I say unto you, he shall not lose his reward.
42And whosoever shall offend one of these little ones that believe in me, it is better for him that a millstone were hanged about his neck, and he were cast into the sea.

That confirms that he spoke to all of his children. And not just the 12 that where with him.

Matthew Leverton

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January 1999

We all can avoid questions and just paste random portions of the Bible all day long, for that is indeed written.

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chris27wjoyner

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December 2007

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We all can avoid questions and just paste random portions of the Bible all day long, for that is indeed written.

You know that what you read in the latter scriptures is the truth.

If I start talking to you things that do not line up with God's word. I would be lying to you.

Matthew Leverton

Supreme Loser

January 1999

Amen, for it is written in Deuteronomy 23:1 that "A man whose testicles are crushed or whose penis is cut off may never join the assembly of the LORD."

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StevenVI

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July 2000

And let us not forget the Gospel of Thomas, so that we may know what to do with these cut off penises:

Verse 114 said:

Simon Peter said to them: Let Mary go forth from among us, for women are not worthy of the life. Jesus said: Behold, I shall lead her, that I may make her male, in order that she also may become a living spirit like you males. For every woman who makes herself male shall enter into the kingdom of heaven.

It is the truth!

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Matthew Leverton

Supreme Loser

January 1999

In addition to that book never being canonized by any group, isn't that verse basically just tacked on to the chapter in almost a meaningless fashion? Still, I agree it's very good. For it is written that it is written that it is written so it is truth and not a lie, for if it were a lie then it would not be the truth.

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chris27wjoyner

Member #9,335

December 2007

Do you know that the word of God, is as a Double edged sword?

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1Then was Jesus led up of the Spirit into the wilderness to be tempted of the devil.
2And when he had fasted forty days and forty nights, he was afterward an hungred.
3And when the tempter came to him, he said, If thou be the Son of God, command that these stones be made bread.
4But he answered and said, It is written, Man shall not live by bread alone, but by every word that proceedeth out of the mouth of God.
5Then the devil taketh him up into the holy city, and setteth him on a pinnacle of the temple,
6And saith unto him, If thou be the Son of God, cast thyself down: for it is written, He shall give his angels charge concerning thee: and in their hands they shall bear thee up, lest at any time thou dash thy foot against a stone.
7Jesus said unto him, It is written again, Thou shalt not tempt the Lord thy God.
8Again, the devil taketh him up into an exceeding high mountain, and sheweth him all the kingdoms of the world, and the glory of them;
9And saith unto him, All these things will I give thee, if thou wilt fall down and worship me.
10Then saith Jesus unto him, Get thee hence, Satan: for it is written, Thou shalt worship the Lord thy God, and him only shalt thou serve.
11Then the devil leaveth him, and, behold, angels came and ministered unto him.

God does not hate you, he loves you.

Matthew Leverton

Supreme Loser

January 1999

I love you. You're like one of those children's toys: you pull a string, and the arrow spins around, and it says something based on whatever position it lands on. "For it is written, Moooooo. A cow says Moooooo."

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Onewing

Member #6,152

August 2005

Obviously, parables don't hold up in today's modern tongue. Let me attempt to ebonicize it.

Yo', shut up, a'ght? Jesus said stuff that was true, ain't no lies. That cold brother walked on water, cranked water into wine, shizzled the foo's, and axed the bling. It is wrote that he is fly, so it got's'ta be true. Ain't no posers flippin' on me, straight up.

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chris27wjoyner

Member #9,335

December 2007

Seeing is believing correct?

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"For it is written, Moooooo. A cow says Moooooo."

I used to have one of those. I think I smashed it with a hammer, or a wrench... Maybe i just throw it against the wall.

StevenVI

Member #562

July 2000

Matthew: the "moo" thing was priceless.

Regarding verse 114, I believe that older versions of the text did not have it, though it's been a long time since I've studied that stuff now and my memory is quite poor.

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chris27wjoyner

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December 2007

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26And in the sixth month the angel Gabriel was sent from God unto a city of Galilee, named Nazareth,
27To a virgin espoused to a man whose name was Joseph, of the house of David; and the virgin's name was Mary.
28And the angel came in unto her, and said, Hail, thou that art highly favoured, the Lord is with thee: blessed art thou among women.

Did you know that mary, came from the least of the Israelites? From a house that never had a prophet of the Lord before? She gave birth to Jesus. She was a virgin, that is a sign from God. And it is what God's prophets prophesied in books of the old testament.

The last shall be first, and the first shall be last. Not just a prophet, but the Son of God. And the King of King's and Lord of Lord's.

This is the earliest I can say is of Jesus.

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14And the LORD God said unto the serpent, Because thou hast done this, thou art cursed above all cattle, and above every beast of the field; upon thy belly shalt thou go, and dust shalt thou eat all the days of thy life:
15And I will put enmity between thee and the woman, and between thy seed and her seed; it shall bruise thy head, and thou shalt bruise his heel.

The Snake, is the devil.
and the seed is Jesus.
Dust is man.

God's parables are very good?
A parable is a earthly meaning, with a heavenly meaning.

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19In the sweat of thy face shalt thou eat bread, till thou return unto the ground; for out of it wast thou taken: for dust thou art, and unto dust shalt thou return.

See Adam (man) is dust.

StevenVI

Member #562

July 2000

This post is only here so that chris27wjoyner can whack off by adding yet another irrelevant post. I believe that every man should get his share of personal pleasure.

For the record, in my mind I have determined that he is just a troll who is looking to incite something, but did a relatively poor job.

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chris27wjoyner

Member #9,335

December 2007

Harry Carey:

I would like to remind you Mr Carey. That this is my thread, it was the users at allegro.cc that derailed it.

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22And the LORD God said, Behold, the man is become as one of us, to know good and evil: and now, lest he put forth his hand, and take also of the tree of life, and eat, and live for ever:

23Therefore the LORD God sent him forth from the garden of Eden, to till the ground from whence he was taken.

24So he drove out the man; and he placed at the east of the garden of Eden Cherubims, and a flaming sword which turned every way, to keep the way of the tree of life.

Because the Devil (serpent) killed man. And God banished him from the paradise of the Garden. God gave man back, more than what was stolen.

Through Jesus Christ, we are sons of God, the spirit of adoption. We have what Adam had before the snake killed him and Eve. And more+++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++

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This post is only here so that chris27wjoyner can whack off by adding yet another irrelevant post. I believe that every man should get his share of personal pleasure.

It is perfectly healthy to have the desire for a woman. God made us this way for that reason. Sex is a gift from God. And wine too. To lust after a woman is a sin. To look at porn, to lust after a woman in your heart. Is to comment adultery.

What you do in your heart, God will count as the real thing. God looks at your heart. And there is nothing you can hide from him. Even the things you do not know yourself.

ImLeftFooted

Member #3,935

October 2003

A flip-flopped Harry Carey said:

The problem with all the religious here (and most everywhere) is that they are already closed minded and have been programmed (from the preachers, church, etc) to hate those who aren't religious. They have been programmed to mock it because it's the cool thing to do.

How is my posting?

chris27wjoyner

Member #9,335

December 2007

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to hate those who aren't religious. They have been programmed to mock it because it's the cool thing to do.

Let me give you some discernment here.
God's word says to Love God Above All else, Love thy Neighbor as yourself. And to Love your Enemies.

But here it says that they teach to hate religious things.

What that is is a Demon's Doctrine.

Satan is the enemy of God. And his curse is to Eat the dust of the Earth all the days of his life.

StevenVI

Member #562

July 2000

Dustin, care to elaborate?

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chris27wjoyner

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December 2007

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Ephesians 6:12
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12For we wrestle not against flesh and blood, but against principalities, against powers, against the rulers of the darkness of this world, against spiritual wickedness in high places.

Sinful deeds gives the devil principalities, and powers over a sinful man.

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11Dearly beloved, I beseech you as strangers and pilgrims, abstain from fleshly lusts, which war against the soul;

GullRaDriel

Member #3,861

September 2003

Man, you are fucking crazy with your god, and I am sure that not having sex is your real problem !

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chris27wjoyner

Member #9,335

December 2007

God Loves you. (Satan is hate, not love, so he wants you to feel hateful things instead of loveing things)

John 3:16

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16For God so loved the world, that he gave his only begotten Son, that whosoever believeth in him should not perish, but have everlasting life.

Romans 5:8

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8But God commendeth his love toward us, in that, while we were yet sinners, Christ died for us.

All Are Sinners (That includes me )

Romans 3:23

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23For all have sinned, and come short of the glory of God;

Romans 3:10

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23For all have sinned, and come short of the glory of God;

Romans 6:23

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23For the wages of sin is death; but the gift of God is eternal life through Jesus Christ our Lord.

John 1:12

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12But as many as received him, to them gave he power to become the sons of God, even to them that believe on his name:

I Corinthians 15:3-4

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For I delivered unto you first of all that which I also received, how that Christ died for our sins according to the scriptures;
4And that he was buried, and that he rose again the third day according to the scriptures:

Revelation 3:20(a)

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20Behold, I stand at the door, and knock: if any man hear my voice, and open the door, I will come in to him, and will sup with him, and he with me.

Romans 10:13

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13For whosoever shall call upon the name of the Lord shall be saved.

If you ask Jesus Christ to be your Lord God and Savior. To Forgive you of your sins, and to turn you around from all of your sinful ways.
The sins you know of, and the sins that are overlooked. If you are sincere, And have humbled yourself to God. (Because God knows all the hearts of all men).
If you search for Jesus with your whole heart, with all of your strength. You will find him. He will save you. He can forgive you for all of your sins. That is why God,
Placed his only son. Jesus Christ, who was before the world was. On a Tree. To Die for the sins of the world. The sins that we owe/owed God. God Loves us, He
takes no pleasure, In no mans death.

The Blood of the lamb of God, cleanses us from all sin, and from All Guilt. The Blood of Jesus Christ will cleanse you whiter than snow. He would have saved Hitler
if he could have. (If he didn't??) Read Paul's letters in the New Testament?

Paul persecuted Christians. He hunted them down with the authority of the King. Until God had a very short talk with him. Paul believed very quickly. And
was one of the faithful Apostles of God, Jesus Christ the Lord of Lord's, and King of King's.

The Word of God tells everything. And God gives Wisdom and knowledge, to them that ask of him of it.
The beginning of Wisdom is the fear of the Lord.
and to gain understanding is to step away from sin.

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God Bless everyone of you just now. In the name of Jesus Christ my Lord and my Savior.
He is reaching out to all of you right now.

GullRaDriel:

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and I am sure that not having sex is your real problem !

Another Demons doctrine.

It is written to not comment adultery, or fornication.

Get Married. It is God's Gift.

GullRaDriel

Member #3,861

September 2003

Yeah. I have just forgotten that Human is on earth since a million years, and that we only have marriage since 2008 years.

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Northburns

Member #8,821

July 2007

The urge to reply got the best of me.

chris27wjoyner:
I'm a bit late regarding the conversation, but:
God's existence was proved by Leonhard Euler in the 18th century. He stated that:

Leonhard Euler said:

$<math>e^{i\pi} = -1</math>$ , hence God Exists!

Read more form Wikipedia: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Euler

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Whoops, remembered the story wrong. Anyhow, what he really said:

Leonhard Euler actually said:

$<math>\frac{a + b^n}{n}=x</math>$ , hence God exists!

Check the above link. (I liked my version better..)

ImLeftFooted

Member #3,935

October 2003

Harry Carey said:

Dustin, care to elaborate?

Not really, I think I worded it best the first time.

How is my posting?

Slartibartfast

Member #8,789

June 2007

This thread is gold, I laughed out loud at http://www.demonbuster.com/ and I almost never actually laugh when I'm alone in front of the computer.
So in order to keep it up, let me donate some more arguments.

Chris, here's one for you that you might like more than the other arguments:
1) God is infallible
2) God wrote the bible.
3) In the first chapter of Genesis (sorry, I don't recall what you call chapters in the bible in English), it is written that god created the animals of the world on the fourth and fifth days, and man on the sixth day. However in the second chapter of Genesis it is said that god created man, and decided that it is not good that man will be alone. He then creates all of the animals (but man doesn't find an appropriate partner among them.).
This means that according to the first chapter of Genesis, man was created after the animals, but according to the second chapter, the animals were created after man.
That's what you call a contradiction! How can god contradict himself in his own book?

(Teehee)

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Dennis

Member #1,090

July 2003

If this goes on any longer, I'll have to go buy more beer or it won't last until the end of the weekend.

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