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I am a worthless dog
Rampage
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December 2002
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If we all concentrate hard, there's a chance this thread will die.

-R

Kibiz0r
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September 2005
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It turns out I'm unconciously making a habit of sigging you, Kibiz0r.

Must be my unconscious habit of being siggable. ;)

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This thread is becoming so mind-numbingly stupid (well, it wasn't that great to begin with) that i just have to post this and hope the thread dies.

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If we all concentrate hard, there's a chance this thread will die.

This thread is fun. Stop pretending you're above it!

Rampage
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December 2002
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Stop pretending you're above it!

Mmm... I was actually perpetuating this thread by posting on it, see?

-R

Neil Black
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October 2006
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I'm not very good at concentrating hard. But I'll concentrate my hardest to keep this thread alive. Not for any particular reason, just to be contradictory.

Andrei Ellman
Member #3,434
April 2003

Just when this thread was starting to get fun, it's gone and turned into a meta-thread. :'(

AE.

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Rampage
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December 2002
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I blame Kibiz0r's lack of sarcasm-detection-ness!

-R

Jonatan Hedborg
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July 2004
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I try to look away, but the tantalizing horrors that lie within force me to pry my eyes open and feast upon the silly responses!

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Kibiz0r
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September 2005
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I blame Kibiz0r's lack of sarcasm-detection-ness!

Hypocrite.

Rampage
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December 2002
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Too late for damage control. :P

-R

Kibiz0r
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September 2005
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Too late for damage control. :P

I have no idea what's going on anymore. I think you've bested me. In what, I'm not sure. Probably in derailing this thread.

Archon
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January 2004
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Erm... I thought that was common knowledge :-[

Standards. Why bother making two lines of toilets?

Michael Jensen
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October 2002
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Standards. Why bother making two lines of toilets?

I don't see why women need them for anyways, I just got mine a shovel. ;D

Johan Halmén
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September 2001

topic.set_state(true);

Serious warning! Get rid of that attitude you show in the topic! If she's the nicest person in the world, she might accept that attitude as an apology. But there are better ways. But if she's evil, she'll get you hooked real bad!

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23yrold3yrold
Member #1,134
March 2001
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Thats a good idea. Dont know what Im doing here then.

Wait, wait, wait .... you posted this during? :o

And I thought I was bad. ::)

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Vanneto
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May 2007

Dont know about your badness, but when I was writing that I had a toothbrush in my mouth getting ready to go.

I always wanted to invent a pissuar ( probably not spelled right ) for women. If I did that, I bet I would make millions. But its just so damn hard. Oh well...

In capitalist America bank robs you.

Epsi
Member #5,731
April 2005
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toothbrush dont automagically brush your teeth while you type on a keyboard.

LIES !

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Vanneto
Member #8,643
May 2007

I dont know where you live, but here, we have magic toothbrush fairies that clean your teeth automatically. :P

In capitalist America bank robs you.

Michael Jensen
Member #2,870
October 2002
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It's been a while since I've had a good faerie; I should pick up a new one at the emporium after work today...

Andrei Ellman
Member #3,434
April 2003

Vanneto said:

I always wanted to invent a pissuar ( probably not spelled right ) for women. If I did that, I bet I would make millions. But its just so damn hard. Oh well...

It's been done.

AE.

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Neil Black
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October 2006
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Urinals for women! That's hilarious... really, I'm not being sarcastic at all. ;)

Matthew Leverton
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January 1999
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Wikipedia said:

Often American women have little experience with them and don't know whether to approach them forward or backward.

Hahaha! Good thing guys know which direction to face.

Neil Black
Member #7,867
October 2006
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Yeah, everyone knows to approach a urinal backwards. ;D

Bob Keane
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June 2006

I usually approach standing on my hands.

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