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I am a worthless dog
Vanneto
Member #8,643
May 2007

So, this is frustrating me to no end. I absolutely hate myself. I really do! So, heres what happend. A good friend of mine is having her birthday today... Heck, shes having it now. On her MSN she had a message "In front of [place] on my bday! Everyone!". So, I didnt think I was among 'Everyone'. I didnt think much about it.

The other thing, my cell phone died. Yeah it was a week ago. So today I switched the cellphone ( put the simcard in an older one. ). And what do I see? I see a potention reason that ill be eating myself for the next week... Nah, month. Why? Because the friend that has her birthday today send me a message: "hey, in front of [place] time/date.." she sent me this on the 7 of August. I feel like the biggest idiot in the world.

Why couldnt I switch the cellphone sooner? What should I do now? Oh man. And I thought I wasnt invited. I always jump to conclusions. So, now im thinking... What to do? I think im gonna be sick. :P

Yeah I know its a strange place to post such things. But heck, it is the 'Off-Topic Ordeals' forum. I just had to tell someone. Even if it is a complete bunch of strangers!

Grrrrrr!!!

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Myrdos
Member #1,772
December 2001

Show up late?

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Jonatan Hedborg
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July 2004
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Obviously you show up late. Bring alcohol as a gift.

Ahh, alcohol.. the gift that keeps on giving.

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Vanneto
Member #8,643
May 2007

Thats a good idea. Dont know what Im doing here then. And the alcohol thing is a good idea. One bottle for the party and one for me :P right now so I wont care about things.

Well, im off!

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miran
Member #2,407
June 2002

Just remember, we'll need a report tomorrow. ;D

PS: Zdj me loh daš na msn. Sn si zrihtu net. :)

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Jonatan Hedborg
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July 2004
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What about MAH COOKIE?

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Sirocco
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April 2000
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If you decide to show up "fashionably late" make sure you do so in a manner that will be perceived as being intentional. Stroll in like you don't have a care in the world and go right to mingling.

If timed properly, everyone will be slightly buzzing from alcohol consumption and will be even less likely to notice your sudden appearance.

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Thomas Fjellstrom
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June 2000
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Just go if you can >:E Even late is better than never.

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Onewing
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August 2005
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Meh, women are overrated. Stay on the forums because that's better.

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Rampage
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December 2002
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Meh, women are overrated.

Nah, just girl friends.

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Kibiz0r
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September 2005
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I'm not convinced women exist. I've never seen one in real life. I bet it's an internet hoax.

Joel Pettersson
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January 2004

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Meh, women are overrated.

The drawn ones being the exception.;)

Bob Keane
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June 2006

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Kibiz0r: I'm not convinced women exist. I've never seen one in real life. I bet it's an internet hoax.

Women must exist. Otherwise we would not need toilet seats.

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nonnus29
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August 2002
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Nice, we haven't had one of these threads in a while....

Andrei Ellman
Member #3,434
April 2003

Bob Keane said:

Women must exist. Otherwise we would not need toilet seats.

Speaking of which, has anyone ever wondered why toilet-seats in the lady's room can be lifted up?

AE.

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Jonatan Hedborg
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July 2004
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This thread is becoming so mind-numbingly stupid (well, it wasn't that great to begin with) that i just have to post this and hope the thread dies.
http://www.allegro.cc/files/attachment/592883

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James Stanley
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May 2006
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has anyone ever wondered why toilet-seats in the lady's room can be lifted up?

Um... How do you know that?

Vanneto
Member #8,643
May 2007

It is kinda stupid. Well, I went. It was good. It was fun. Nah, it was pretty average. But the only important thing is I showed up! Didnt last long though. I and some friends had to go drink the time off. That didnt last long either so im here.

Actually, I like the replys. They made my day better. Especially this one:

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Speaking of which, has anyone ever wondered why toilet-seats in the lady's room can be lifted up?

AE.

:D

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Neil Black
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October 2006
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Speaking of which, has anyone ever wondered why toilet-seats in the lady's room can be lifted up?

In case some guy, blind-drunk after drowning his sorrows with his good friends Captain Morgan and Jack Daniels, stumbles through the wrong door, desperate to empty himself of everthing he filled himself with the night before?

Billybob
Member #3,136
January 2003

http://www.allegro.cc/files/attachment/592885

Nazi-Spock is confused ???

Andrei Ellman
Member #3,434
April 2003

James Stanley said:

Um... How do you know that?

Erm... I thought that was common knowledge :-[

I said:

has anyone ever wondered why toilet-seats in the lady's room can be lifted up?

Now that's certainly not common knowledge. This has puzzled philosophers since the days we were apes and monkeys 'n stuff. ::)

Vanneto said:

Actually, I like the replys. They made my day better.

It's what we're here for. ;):)

AE.

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le_y_mistar
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January 2007
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tell her you got busy playing WoW with 23, she'll understand:D

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wearetheborg
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June 2003

Jonatan said:

This thread is becoming so mind-numbingly stupid (well, it wasn't that great to begin with) that i just have to post this and hope the thread dies.

Or how about you just go away? If you find that a thread is stupid, stop reading it, and don't post.

Live long and prosper, oh beautiful thread!

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le_y_mistar
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January 2007
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Well, Jonatan's unfunny blog/site is not any better than this thread.:-/

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Michael Jensen
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October 2002
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It turns out I'm unconciously making a habit of sigging you, Kibiz0r.

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