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Lupuss.Umbrae
Member #8,387
March 2007
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Johan Halmén said:

Leider ist es nicht so lustig wie auf Deutsch.

Also sprach Babelfisch:
"Kellner! Was ist diese Suppe?"
"Es ist Bohnensuppe."
"Ich interessiere mich nicht, was es gewesen ist! Ich möchte wissen, was es jetzt ist!"

Was glaubst du, wie viele ... cough ... How much people do you think will understand this? ^^

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Michael Faerber
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July 2004
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Ich, zum Beispiel? Ich fand es sehr lustig! ;)

EDIT: Ach, und wie ich sehe, du auch. :)

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Lupuss.Umbrae
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March 2007
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Michael Faerber said:

EDIT: Ach, und wie ich sehe, du auch. :)

Ach was... :P ;)

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Slartibartfast
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June 2007
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ואם אני אגיד שאינדקס הנילפוטנטיות שלך שווה ל1 רק בשביל שיהיה טקסט בעברית, זה יכפר על כל שאר השפות הזרות שרצות פה? :P

miran
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June 2002

Flahrahatharahaatha harhatahhralamhratahar hartharathrhtatram. :P

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Jakub Wasilewski
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June 2003
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Quote:

Flahrahatharahaatha harhatahhralamhratahar hartharathrhtatram.

Slovenian sure changed a lot since I last heard it spoken ;).

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Onewing
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August 2005
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klnklnujhil knujhujkljkiijnoknlm l,nllnmk;

Language by Cat.

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Vanneto
Member #8,643
May 2007

Miranu se je končno zmešalo. Preveč Visual Basic-a kot vidim! :P

Quote:

Leider ist es nicht so lustig wie auf Deutsch.

Also sprach Babelfisch:
"Kellner! Was ist diese Suppe?"
"Es ist Bohnensuppe."
"Ich interessiere mich nicht, was es gewesen ist! Ich möchte wissen, was es jetzt ist!"

Das habe ich nicht verstanden. Ich meine den scherz. Ich verstehe gut Deutsch! :P

Ahh yes, the mutli-language post your lame puns and jokes thread. You gotta love it! :D

In capitalist America bank robs you.

miran
Member #2,407
June 2002

No no no, that was a partial transliteration of Slartibartfast's post into latin script. The second part I don't quite understand.

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Johan Halmén
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September 2001

Das ist was Babelfisch hat gesacht. Du muss es übersetzen.

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March 2001

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DanielH
Member #934
January 2001
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Bob Keane, that was funny.

Ron Ofir
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May 2002
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Quote:

ואם אני אגיד שאינדקס הנילפוטנטיות שלך שווה ל1 רק בשביל שיהיה טקסט בעברית, זה יכפר על כל שאר השפות הזרות שרצות פה? :P

אני חייב להודות שאני לא מבין את הבדיחה גם כשהיא בעברית...

Vanneto
Member #8,643
May 2007

Debo decir, Allegrians soy muy extraño. Pueden dar vuelta a un buen hilo de rosca en desperdicios… ¡Oh bien, mientras su diversión!

P.S. Translating this back to english DOES NOT give accurat translation. :P

In capitalist America bank robs you.

Rampage
Member #3,035
December 2002
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It doesn't mean anything in Spanish either.

-R

Lupuss.Umbrae
Member #8,387
March 2007
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Bei Odin und was sonst noch heilig ist...

OK, now I completely lost the line...

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Bruce Perry
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April 2000

友達は最近日本語を勉強してきましたよ。ひらがなを習ってて、
もう「な」行をほとんど覚えたようです。でもなぜなのか分からないけど
「ぬ」をなかなか覚えられていないようですよ。ぬなのにね。 :o

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Arthur Kalliokoski
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February 2005
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If you try Bob Keane's "search" in the real Google, the albinoblacksheep page is rated #1!

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Bob Keane
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June 2006

You need to hit the "I'm feeling lucky" button.

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Don Freeman
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October 2004
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"Never Argue With A Woman"

One morning the husband returns after several hours of fishing and decides to take a nap. Although not familiar with the lake, the wife decides to take the boat out.

She motors out a short distance, anchors, and reads her book.

Along comes a Game Warden in his boat.

He pulls up alongside the woman and says, "Good morning, Ma'am. What are you doing?"

"Reading a book," she replies, (thinking, "Isn't that obvious?")

"You're in a Restricted Fishing Area," he informs her.

"I'm sorry, officer, but I'm not fishing. I'm reading."

"Yes, but you have all the equipment. For all I know you could start at
any moment. I'll have to take you in and write you up."

"If you do that, I'll have to charge you with sexual assault," says the woman.

"But I haven't even touched you," says the game warden.

"That's true, but you have all the equipment. For all I know you could start at any moment."

"Have a nice day ma'am," and he left.

MORAL: Never argue with a woman who reads. It's likely she can also think. ;D

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If a man, in the middle of a forest, says something and there's no woman hearing, is he still wrong?

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Neil Black
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Yes. The 1987 International Women's Society's 19h decree "All men, in every situation, for all time, are wrong, unless he is following the direct orders of a woman, or is spending large amounts of money on her."

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I barely witnessed it. I was half asleep at the time. At first I thought he had fallen out of bed, but then I slowly realized that he had, in fact, just jump-kicked his way into consciousness.

Kibiz0r
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September 2005
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"If a ninja falls in the forest, does it make a sound?"
"If a ninja anywhere does anything, it doesn't make a sound. And if it does, it's the last sound you'll ever hear."

Neil Black
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Q: If a ninja falls in the forest, and Chuck Norris hears it, does it make a sound?
A: No, Chuck Norris doesn't give it the chance to scream.

I am Mildly Annoying Man!
I barely witnessed it. I was half asleep at the time. At first I thought he had fallen out of bed, but then I slowly realized that he had, in fact, just jump-kicked his way into consciousness.



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